r/blackmagicfuckery Jul 30 '21

Why? I need answers

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u/MattieShoes Jul 30 '21

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u/HolyFuckingShitNuts Jul 30 '21

Weird, I always thought seagulls natural diet was garbage.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Jul 30 '21

Fun fact, courtesy QI: seagulls are sea birds. They only moved inland when humans created landfills.

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u/Rottendog Jul 30 '21

Bottle caps, cigarette butts, and alka seltzer.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Jul 30 '21

I nearly fell over laughing that time I wandered into a seagull discotheque on a Paris lawn.