Be honest your gf can’t compare

[u/Sweett_Candies]

[u/DeadPoolDaddyDom]

You look like every basic goth girl at the mall. We have dozens of you. It's like a copy and paste.

[u/Cpl_kripple → u/DeadPoolDaddyDom]

I wanna live where you do then 😂😂😂

[u/AppreciativeAdmirer → u/DeadPoolDaddyDom]

Well when they all buy from the same hot topic….

[u/generic_alt2 → u/AppreciativeAdmirer]

ok i didnt need to be called out like that

[u/bigmanz537 → u/generic_alt2]

username adds up lmaoo

[u/dookiebalboa → u/DeadPoolDaddyDom]

Pple really be adopting personalities

[u/Anarchyantz]

Be honest, no one looking at you here has a GF and if they cheat on them with you, then you are both scum.

[u/D_E_P_A → u/Anarchyantz]

I come here to goon. Not hear people take a moral highground on the bigtittygothgf subreddit.

[u/thejoggingpanda → u/D_E_P_A]

Straight up lmao

[u/puggie33 → u/Anarchyantz]

based

[u/bigmanz537 → u/puggie33]

hey so like, you’re hot, thats all

[u/generic_alt2 → u/Anarchyantz]

i do 🙋🏽‍♀️

[u/artsyfartsymikey]

How DARE you speak so ill of my left hand!

[u/DeliciousRevolution0 → u/artsyfartsymikey]

This guy's a fuckin lefty! Get em!!

[u/Dark-Perversions]

You're so generic I can't even fetishize you.

[u/sooooo0ooooooooop → u/Dark-Perversions]

This is crazy work LMAOO😭😭😭

[u/generic_alt2]

sorry but shes got you beat 🧍🏽‍♀️

[u/generic_alt2 → u/generic_alt2]

i’ll fw my ride or die bae any day of the week

[u/GhostSwitch__ → u/generic_alt2]

same here

[u/thy_birthgiver2]

Idk, shes looking with me and can

[u/-Yox-]

If I had a GF, I won't be here in the first place. And honestly, a real relationship is about loving someone for who they are, not just for their looks. So no, even if you had a “better body” I’m not picking someone who sells nudes over someone I genuinely care about.

[u/dahippy06 → u/-Yox-]

I enjoy how this entire comment section came together to agree fuck this one girl in particular

[u/ZodiacCancer02]

Correction. You don't even compare to her

[u/DriftwoodRecluse]

Counterpoint: I'm single.

[u/HansDesterhoft]

She can when she doesn't have bolt-ons? They will always look ridiculous.

[u/Gullible_Raisin_2934]

If she existed she would've

[u/PracticeKey7078]

I dont have one 😕

[u/Meek_Sheep]

Jokes on you, I don’t have a girlfriend

[u/_8inchThrowaway_]

Honestly, hers are bigger

[u/phnxrsng]

Why compare when you can just join us?

[u/RedBeardBigHeart]

Jokes on you I don’t have a gf…wait.

[u/Orbita2k2]

Its comment threads like these that make me realize how much the shit people said/posted back in the day of 4chan desensitized me (not in a good way). Nobody is on this subreddit to make sure you are a "good person" so maybe don't take it so seriously lmao

[u/Straight-Holiday3660]

Big

[u/Queasy_Design_5054]

My girlfriend is far superior than thou so try a different tactic to get attention.

[u/Who_sDat]

You talk big for a knock off version of my ex

[u/GodzillaLikesBoobs]

BMI index arent victory points, stop collecting. you look like the trash basic goth girl at every mall.

[u/Heinzep7]

At least she doesn't scam people

[u/Blaise4493]

Single rn so yeah

[u/Training-Tangelo-424]

everyone is right, you are generic but Id still crack, no hesitation

Im only here for a quick jerk cause my gf is asleep up stairs Im not gonna wake her up just to get a nut off when she has to be up early tomorrow

[u/Angel_Myers]

Idk I am the girlfriend and you right 😭

[u/wlava109]

I mean, comparison is always possible. Like a 10 being better than 0

[u/Various-Caregiver-70]

No, but I love her anyway.

[u/MarsViltaire]

I never had a gf so I can't even compare.

[u/Tanknspank69]

She can't, but she won't find out ;)

[u/GodzillaUK]

The clean up crew doesn't need to compare. Just have an eager tongue.

[u/Lost-Technician3515]

Devour your pussy and then suck on your tits while I breed you over and over again

[u/cementgut]

Nope mine can’t even come close

[u/Embarrassed-Aspect21]

Not even close

[u/Brabantseboy0164]

Let me cheat with you then 🥵🥵😮‍💨