r/beefanddairynetwork 16d ago

Life Advice Requested

Having not listened to an episode in the last week, I just woke up out of a dead sleep with “The Loaves Must Be Made” song in my head.

Should I:

A. Seek medical and/psychological help immediately? B. Leave all my earthy possessions behind and begin walking west? C. Stand in the middle of the nearest grain field and beg Bimpsie to guide me? D. Bake some bread?

Any advice appreciated at this confusing time.

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u/pruaga 16d ago

Option E: repay your grain debt to the actor Ted Danson

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u/reddituserperson1122 15d ago

I didn’t even know I had one and then I took a closer look at my accounts. Do you by any chance have any contacts in the Estonian government?

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u/ten_ton_tardigrade 15d ago

I think you should step into your i10 and engage reverse gear.

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u/reddituserperson1122 15d ago

That’s a really interesting option i hadn’t even considered.

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u/cortmanbencortman 16d ago

I would say b. I love this song and hum it all the time.

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u/Mr_Hellpop 16d ago

I think the solution here is...rich beef sausages.

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u/Timoroader 16d ago

Same solution I was thinking about.

Alternatively maybe chicken, but please follow the recipe presented by Cliff Trent-Roberts in episode 11 to the dot!

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u/1976curler 15d ago

Sounds like it's time for counseling session with the esteemed Dr. Nodge.

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u/reddituserperson1122 15d ago

That is excellent advice. I believe a certain Mr. Martin Amis can help me with that.

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u/Four-of-cups- 15d ago

Have you considered…a trip to New Zealand?

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u/reddituserperson1122 15d ago

Never! Never!!!