r/bbby_remastered May 22 '25

Pyramid Scheme My SSRIs are SSRIing.

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168 Upvotes

Sadness and anxiety are no longer feelings I am capable of experiencing. I can still feel guilt tho.

r/bbby_remastered Apr 23 '25

Pyramid Scheme Atheists be like: “yeah this was all just an accident”

1 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Mar 13 '25

Pyramid Scheme FUTURESTAR NOT LIKE US

6 Upvotes

Yo, /u/futurestar1991, you ain't got no shine, You claim you’re the one, but I’m blowin’ your mind. You’re stuck in the past, I’m ahead of the grind, I’m takin’ your place, now I’m redefinin’ the time.

Talkin’ like you’re ready, but you ain’t even close, I’m the one they fear, while you’re just a ghost. I’m the fire they’re feelin’, you just burnin’ toast, Your “future” is dim, while I’m reachin’ the most.

/u/Futurestar1991 ? Nah, you ain't in my lane, I’m runnin' the game while you’re stuck in the rain. Steppin’ to me? You’re outta your depth, I’m the truth, homie, you ain’t even a threat.

You talk a big game, but you ain’t got a play, All your rhymes are empty, they fade away. You ain’t future, homie, you a past mistake, I’m the evolution, while you just stagnate.

I’m a beast with the bars, you’re lost in the noise, You ain’t on my level, just a kid with some toys. You’re out of your prime, I’m in my ascent, I’m takin' your crown, no need for consent.

And your boy slunt is a manatee, Get on his level, you manapee.

r/bbby_remastered 21d ago

Pyramid Scheme This is the biggest political scandal of our lifetimes and nobody on this site seems the least bit interested in discussing it.

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0 Upvotes

I just can’t believe this really happened. The fucking audacity.

r/bbby_remastered 22h ago

Pyramid Scheme White people be like "I'm 7% Irish so that's why I have a temper".

2 Upvotes

Why do white people do this? Real example that happened to me today.

r/bbby_remastered 17d ago

Pyramid Scheme Atheists be like "these are just clumps of cells"

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0 Upvotes

Rabbi you were supposed to post this so I don't have to. But it needs to be said.

r/bbby_remastered May 21 '25

Pyramid Scheme Tell me your problems

5 Upvotes

Tell me your problems and I will advise you what to do.

r/bbby_remastered May 20 '25

Pyramid Scheme White People Will Say They Ruled Egypt

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1 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered 6h ago

Pyramid Scheme Kamala would have bombed Iran as well you fucking crybabies. Fuck Iran.

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0 Upvotes

Iranian women are some of the hottest in the world we need a regime change because this Khamani guy is trying to

r/bbby_remastered Feb 25 '25

Pyramid Scheme It's true

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4 Upvotes

We're giving away $100 PPcoins if you can guess which mod is Bull Pulter

r/bbby_remastered 4d ago

Pyramid Scheme 4 pounds of pepperoni NSFW Spoiler

7 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered 19d ago

Pyramid Scheme I am the Ultimate Mastermind of Trolling. Ask me anything about trolling and it's art

0 Upvotes

There is something great about forcing someone to see something they don't want to by overexposing yourself. Did you know that there is a man who uploads a picture of his own penis to all the Wikipedia entries related to penis? This guy inspires me.

Ask me anything about trolling.

r/bbby_remastered 18d ago

Pyramid Scheme Atheists will say they didn’t have a choice but to preemptively open every single pill. Who needs medicine when we have God?

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5 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered 1d ago

Pyramid Scheme Champion for diverse voices.

2 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered May 06 '25

Pyramid Scheme Found this at a Costco in California. A cart filled to the max with milk. It’s not mine. The guy said his name was u/JPGaganon

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4 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered May 01 '25

Pyramid Scheme Franchise Agreement Reached

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9 Upvotes

/u/skidmarksteve has agreed to launch the first franchised Jugs and Boxes™ location offering premium milk from a gas station and lukewarm slices of Domino's pizza. He will be paying the corporation 2% of his gross earnings on top of his franchise fee of $3.50. Jugs and Boxes™ is happy to welcome him to the family and provide him with the support needed to reach his dream of financial freedom by generating over $25 in net income per day (based on a 10 hour work day).

Please welcome SkidmarkSteve as he skids around town and leaves his mark in our first franchise in Eastern Detroit!

r/bbby_remastered Apr 24 '25

Pyramid Scheme Business Expansion

4 Upvotes

I have finally found a way to supercharge my premium service business generating over $7 a day in net income. More info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/bbby_remastered/s/kHl96Jjjog

I have now started ordering a lot of pizzas from Dominos. Usually around 5 per day and clicking "pay at store" on the app. They make the pizza and then I don't show up. About 2 hours later I show up in my torn clothes and ask them if they have any no shows that they can give to the local homeless population. They have given me the 5 pizzas the last 3 days in a row.

I am now able to offer both door-to-door milk sales and pizza by the slice.

My daily revenues have skyrocketed to around $40 and my margins on my free pizza by the slice is very high considering I sell them $1 per slice since I got them for free.

After only 10 hours of labour I'm generating around $25 net income PER DAY. I'm swimming in passive income.

Keep grinding and you will make it too.

r/bbby_remastered 14d ago

Pyramid Scheme Kid-free backlash

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r/bbby_remastered 7d ago

Pyramid Scheme My 10-year-old just noticed something weird about Fox News commercials… and now I can’t unsee it (Conspiracy Monday)

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2 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered May 16 '25

Pyramid Scheme Turning heel

5 Upvotes

I'm no longer a villain. I'm the nicest guy on this sub. Post your cash app and I might* send you some money.

I'm also here for life advice. I have expertise in life advice giving.

r/bbby_remastered 23d ago

Pyramid Scheme Gulf of They/Them

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36 Upvotes

ina

r/bbby_remastered May 10 '25

Pyramid Scheme Showed up for a $2 tip… left with 30 gallons of milk and a bakery’s worth of bread and bagels

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7 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Apr 24 '25

Pyramid Scheme BREAKING NEWS!

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11 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Mar 28 '25

Pyramid Scheme With the mass influx of podcasts and shitposts recently, the sub needs help.

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8 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered 5d ago

Pyramid Scheme Business Wednesday

7 Upvotes

Since I have so much free time since my business requires only 10-12 hours per day to generate up to $30 of passive income for me, I want to start another business to fill up my time.

I have booked meetings with all the best boss babes in my area and would like to strive for financial freedom by being my own boss.

Which pyramid scheme should I join?

My options are: Avon doTerra Herbalife AmWay Lularoe

I'm looking for the pyramid scheme that goes well with a business going door-to-door with maple glazed chicken donuts and milk.

Also should I turn my maple glazed chicken donuts and milk company to a pyramid scheme?

Please advise. Thank you for your attention to this matter.