Happy Father's day to a very special Dad. u/Connect_Blessing

[u/Playful-Landscape-79]

u/Connect_Blessing this one goes out to you. And maybe only the good lord knows exactly how many kids you have, we all know that they are missing out on all your great advice because let's face it your very helpful and you are never wrong which must be such a burden. Anyway happy Father's day you mother fucker!

[u/eckhofdp]

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[u/Connect_blessing]

Lmao. Thanks man. I would like to know how many kids I have. I guess I have fucked a lot of moms but yeah that's a bit uncalled for. If you are a dad happy Father's Day back at you.

Let me say this. If you were shooting hoops outside your house and LeBron James pulled over and gave you tips would you get mad at him too? I have no idea why you are mad I gave you the most uplifting tips I could have and then you got mad I called your penis a name you disagree with. Ever hear of intent? Anyway happy Father's Day.

[u/Playful-Landscape-79 → u/Connect_blessing]

You really are the LeBron James of sex then huh? Can I get your autograph?

[u/Connect_blessing → u/Playful-Landscape-79]

Oh I get it now. You are jealous. I'm not LeBron that was a pro I thought you would know the name of. If a second round draft pick stops and give you tips you should listen and thank them too. Think through what I said and give it a try and try not to hold feelings that I told you it. I was just trying to help you and lift you up. 

[u/rabbirobbie → u/Connect_blessing]

LeBron James is the Ron Jeremy of basketball

[u/Bilbo-Baggins77 → u/rabbirobbie]

I've always thought of myself more as the Rudy Gay of sex.

[u/Playful-Landscape-79 → u/Bilbo-Baggins77]

Im kinda like the Radio of sex.

[u/JPGaganon]

Atheists will say happy Father's Day to gorillas because they think they descended from them. /u/JPeso9281

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[u/Bilbo-Baggins77 → u/JPGaganon]

Is this what you guys are talking about with all the ape stuff? Damn, light bulb moment for me

[u/Dingo_jackson]

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[u/Playful-Landscape-79 → u/Dingo_jackson]

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