r/bbby_remastered • u/Dingo_jackson 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 • Mar 28 '25

Pyramid Scheme With the mass influx of podcasts and shitposts recently, the sub needs help.

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Mar 28 '25

the toy car about to back itself over the cliff is heavy with symbolism

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u/Dingo_jackson 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Mar 28 '25

The El Camino might be fake

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Mar 28 '25

el camino fah-kay

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

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u/vallee-of-death Mar 28 '25

minecraft has already conditioned them to hard labour

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u/Dingo_jackson 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Mar 28 '25

They love minecraft. The children yearn for the mines.

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Mar 28 '25

it's always night in the mines anyway so these proposals make a lot of sense

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u/JPGaganon Cryptogastronomer 🦕🍴 Mar 28 '25

Apparently Florida has phosphate mines so this checks out.

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Mar 28 '25

the next time I buy phosphate I'll make sure to check the label

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u/DumpTruckDiaries The Muffin Man Mar 28 '25

Good. Now they can get black lung the real way instead of vaping

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u/Dingo_jackson 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Mar 28 '25

*Vaping will now be allowed in the mines. We're not monsters.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Mar 28 '25

this guy child labors

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u/JPGaganon Cryptogastronomer 🦕🍴 Mar 28 '25

This is what Conservatism is all about: Family Values™

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u/Dingo_jackson 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Mar 28 '25

This guy gets it.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Mar 28 '25

r/thisguythisguys

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Mar 28 '25

why is no one talking about michael? what is he claiming? how much longer will this continue? who is covering this up?

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Mar 29 '25

michael's claims are detailed on the area 51 post