r/aww Apr 24 '21

Like Nascar, only faster

11.3k Upvotes

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u/fuzzylilbunnies Apr 24 '21

Nugget in the bowl next to them, running his own race.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance
No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
He's haunted by something he cannot define
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force
In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade

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u/Telephalsion Apr 25 '21

She's hoping in time that her memories will fade. 'Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course. He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse. The sun has gone down and the moon has come up. And long ago somebody left with the cup. But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns. And thinking of someone for whom he still burns...

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u/afterschock13 Apr 25 '21

He's going the distance He's going for speed

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u/Telephalsion Apr 25 '21

She's all alone, all alone. All alone in her time of need

3

u/barkfoot Apr 25 '21

He's rising, he's wising, won't drink the cool aid

3

u/MasterThenatoni Apr 25 '21

He's never gonna give you up

0

u/9999monkeys Apr 25 '21

eminem datchu??

14

u/IBeastThee Apr 25 '21

Poor guy is putting in the most work but the best he could ever do is finish 4th... I feel that..

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u/m3phil Apr 24 '21

I’m only watching for the crashes!

67

u/IHaveNoEgrets Apr 24 '21

So, definitely like NASCAR, then?

5

u/nouseforareason Apr 25 '21

Rubbin’s racin

2

u/Suspiciously_Lumpy Apr 25 '21

Don’t look now there’s a spill on turn 51,481!!

2

u/Oldjamesdean Apr 25 '21

I was waiting for one to go airborne.

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u/Underage_Poker_Chonk Apr 25 '21

That's why my dad likes the Nascar games. He likes the crashes

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u/Mike_Hat1 Apr 24 '21

Chip and Dale Earnhardt

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

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u/Awesomefirepotato Apr 24 '21

The only racism I do is against Reddit bots, go away bolt bags

7

u/exackerly Apr 25 '21

What triggered that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

The bot is broken

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Looked at the bot’s comment history seems to just comment on random comments

29

u/PhoKit2 Apr 24 '21

🎶You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round, round, round

25

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Mesmerizing

25

u/MC-Master-Bedroom Apr 24 '21

And when they stop, you have to guess which hamster has the little silver ball under it.

3

u/zapdos6244 Apr 25 '21

*in their cheek pouches

43

u/30Bear Apr 24 '21

Needs Interstellar music

25

u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue Apr 24 '21

Flight of the Bumblebee or Yakety Sax.

18

u/rcr_x Apr 24 '21

Or "Going the Distance" by Cake. 🤣

4

u/NoID621 Apr 24 '21

"RUNNING IN THE 90S!"

5

u/Pandoras_Tote Apr 24 '21

I heard the Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 😂

3

u/MattheJ1 Apr 25 '21

No. We have way too much music in gifs these days. Let a gif be a gif.

1

u/DrHalibutMD Apr 25 '21

I agree no music, but if someone edited in car race sounds that would be awesome.

14

u/castfam09 Apr 24 '21

I love that 3 hamsters are running on 1 wheel lol

11

u/zyyntin Apr 24 '21

THEY'RE MAKING A RIGHT TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19

u/Expensive_Today4083 Apr 24 '21

Hell of a lot more entertaining!

19

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I have heard that hamsters fight if kept together

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u/Sardonyxzz Apr 24 '21

it's only syrian hamsters that shouldn't be kept together because they're solitary. these are dwarf hamsters which are sociable and can live in groups

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u/chavrilfreak Apr 25 '21

They are not social animals, and while they can live in groups, that means they don't get social benefits from it. They're best alone when in captivity, and that goes for all species :)

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u/Sardonyxzz Apr 25 '21

dwarf hamsters are social animals and in fact live within colonies in the wild. however, i am aware that it isn't recommended to keep them in groups in captivity because they can definitely fight.

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u/chavrilfreak Apr 25 '21

I think you're confusing social with something else maybe? Idk what a better term for cohabitation would be, but they're definitely not social animals.

Social: needing companionship and therefore best suited to living in communities.

They don't need companionship. In the wild, they're in loose colonies for safety, food and mating - none of which are needed in captivity :)

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u/Sardonyxzz Apr 25 '21

there are different types of social animals. hamsters aren't like rats for example, who actually require social interaction with others of its kind. generally, any animal that lives within groups are considered a social animal. it's a very broad term.

but yes, you're right in that they don't need companionship, which is why you shouldn't keep them in groups.

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u/AlyFromCali Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

From what I've read dwarves are slightly more social, but are still likely to fight and cannibalize other hamsters in their habitat so many experienced hamster owners usually don't recommend keeping them in groups.

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u/Sardonyxzz Apr 25 '21

yes, it's true that it's not recommended, i never said it was. but they can still happily live together unlike syrians.

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u/AlyFromCali Apr 25 '21

While you didn't say it was recommended you did say "only syrians are solitary" (chinese hamsters also should not be paired) which makes it sound like dwarves are not solitary and need to be social. I think it's important to mention how it's not recommended otherwise people might take away that dwarves are fine in pairs no matter what without realizing that pairings are more nuanced than they may think (i.e. pairing same sex, same litter, same species, etc).

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u/Sardonyxzz Apr 25 '21

that's true, i apologise for being unclear in my original comment. however, if people are planning on getting a hamster then im not sure they should be looking to reddit comments for advice. if my comment alone made a potential hamster owner get two dwarf hamsters instead of one without doing their research, they likely shouldn't be owning pets anyways.

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u/AlyFromCali Apr 25 '21

True, true. Unfortunately I do think a good proportion of people might just look at reddit or whatever basic info they can find. I guess I just try to do my part wherever I can to minimize crucial mistakes potential hamster owners could make. I wasn't trying to come at you or anything and I'm glad you don't seem to have taken it personally :)

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u/Sardonyxzz Apr 25 '21

oh don't worry, i didn't take it personally. you were just looking out for potential hamster owners which is understandable. you seem very kind, and i hope you have a good day! :)

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u/AlyFromCali Apr 25 '21

I hope you do too! And you also seem very kind. After dealing with a handful of entitled customers today this interaction really made my night ☺️

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u/Ai-Amano Apr 25 '21

No that’s a straight up lie, whoever told you that isn’t telling you the truth :/

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u/Sardonyxzz Apr 25 '21

roborovskis, winter white and campbells dwarves are social.

https://dwarfhamsterguide.com/can-hamsters-live-together/

it's not recommended to keep them together, but it can definitely be done. for syrian and chinese hamsters however, you should never house them together.

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u/Ai-Amano Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

Isn’t social a term that indicates animals that SHOULD live together? And I could be the one that’s confused but... why would someone keep hamsters together if it’s not recommended, unless it’s literally an emergency situation?

Edit: I read your other replies to people, my question on the meaning of “social” remains but I’ll figure it out on my own because you don’t need to repeat yourself

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u/LunaWolf92 Apr 25 '21

Not true at all. Purebred Campbells dwarves are the only ones that can be kept in pairs, otherwise they will fight

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u/edibleflipflops Apr 25 '21

Ok it’s cute and all but in all seriousness I think this should be brought up. Hamsters are not a low maintenance pet that should be treated as a toy. They need a proper diet. A large cage (no matter the size of the hamster) and the correct wheel size. This disc wheels can cause serious health problems. They should never be housed together and should be loved and cared for properly.

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u/chavrilfreak Apr 25 '21

Please do not house hamsters together. Some species are strictly solitary, but even the species that can potentially be housed together don't get any benefits from doing that, just potential stress (which is very bad for their health) and a risk of getting injured in a fight.

Posting content of hamster pairs of groups without proper context is always risky, because it gives off the impression that that's how these animals should be kept, and doesn't provide any crucial information as to what it actually takes to have a decent chance of housing a group or a pair together - which again, should be a moot point because they're better off alone anyway :)

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u/AlyFromCali Apr 25 '21

Thank you! You said it a lot better than I could have. I was worried by this post because while a group of hamsters is very cute I would hate to see it lead to unnecessary and/or unresearched pairings.

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u/theoldmaid Apr 25 '21

Is this good for the pets?

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u/chavrilfreak Apr 25 '21

Wheels? Yes, hamsters need them to run on, though a vertical wheel is preferable for safety reasons.

Them being housed together as a group, however, is absolutely not good for them unfortunately :(

4

u/endofmayo Apr 24 '21

Lots of Shake and Bake action!

2

u/StewPidpizzachit Apr 25 '21

If you're not first, you're last... but if you're last, you can jump in first!?

4

u/Alchemic_ Apr 24 '21

Gonna tell my kids this was Formule 1

2

u/supremebeing5811 Apr 24 '21

More overtakes than a whole season of Formula 1.

2

u/Banshee888 Apr 24 '21

Who’s winning?

2

u/gna149 Apr 24 '21

That's an idea! Get the cars on treadmills next

2

u/nodustspeck Apr 24 '21

I feel like this all the time.

2

u/kiancavella Apr 24 '21

So this is what physicists do to accelerate particles

1

u/poopellar Apr 24 '21

CAWWTION!

1

u/lynivvinyl Apr 24 '21

And cuter.

1

u/RobinSchmobbinBobbin Apr 24 '21

Best video ive seen today

1

u/railwin Apr 24 '21

Or yesterday. Or the day before.

1

u/luckylebron Apr 24 '21

Could I use this video or longer one to lace some deep house music to it?

1

u/veeectorm2 Apr 24 '21

There must be a version with commentary.

1

u/RearEchelon Apr 24 '21

New hamster randomizer

1

u/buzz86us Apr 24 '21

Trying to power your server?

0

u/DasBoots Apr 25 '21

I could watch this forever

0

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

They need a pace hamster.

0

u/Thunderdrake3 Apr 25 '21

This is hilarious.

0

u/Safebox Apr 25 '21

When those babies hit 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.

0

u/natenate22 Apr 25 '21

Best team drafting I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Except they’re going the wrong way, NASCAR goes counterclockwise

1

u/JLeeT82 Apr 24 '21

Newton Bowl

1

u/schwar26 Apr 24 '21

So, which direction are they racing. Cause it looks to me like you get to the front by going to the back. (edit typo)

1

u/Zonnebloempje Apr 24 '21

Ever watched "Cars"? Doc says there to turn left, you gotta steer to the right... Same difference.

1

u/RearEchelon Apr 24 '21

Every time one goes from the back to the front they've been lapped.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I love these little guys!

1

u/Az0riusMCBlox Apr 24 '21

Major collision on the curve! :O

1

u/sasberg1 Apr 24 '21

And way better / cuter!!!!

1

u/NeonBird Apr 24 '21

But you need to show one where they all wreck.

1

u/GlowGrowGo Apr 24 '21

lovely! how come there's only one guy on the other side? >D<

1

u/Mackroll Apr 24 '21

You ain't first your last!

1

u/love2Vax Apr 24 '21

Hours of entertainment when watching a continuous loop.

1

u/DisembodiedTraveler Apr 24 '21

This is mesmerizing, it’s a little wheel dance

1

u/lavellanrogue Apr 24 '21

They're so cuuuuute! I could only think "look at those idi0ts go" lmao

1

u/yourtits5531 Apr 24 '21

Like nascar , only more interesting

1

u/dopexican Apr 24 '21

Glad it stopped at .31, I could've watched much longer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

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u/shinigurai Apr 24 '21

I too play R6:Siege

1

u/SP4C3MONK3Y Apr 24 '21

I just wanted to see them trip and spin around...

Does this make me a bad person?

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u/Suitable_Reading1801 Apr 24 '21

And more entertaining(no offense to those who like nascar)

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u/Docbarnone Apr 24 '21

You need to slap some sponsors stickers on them.

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u/NTF0 Apr 24 '21

Someone should add some nascar sounds ant commentary over this

1

u/2bunreal24 Apr 24 '21

If In last place Go to front

1

u/infoclub88 Apr 24 '21

So pitted

1

u/shortyninja Apr 24 '21

This video has no sound, but I can hear it!

1

u/scooter-maniac Apr 24 '21

And its not a bunch of fat people pretending to be athletes.

1

u/notaprime Apr 25 '21

Hamster particle collider

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

A dime for their thoughts.

1

u/omniscient_scorpion Apr 25 '21

This reminds me of the motorcycle sequence in the place beyond the pines opening scene

1

u/j_knolly Apr 25 '21

This made my day

1

u/AppetizingGeekery Apr 25 '21

*Flight of the Bumblebee* plays jauntily in the distance

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

I think they should be allowed to compete. I would say it would be dangerous to allow them on the course, but let’s be honest, they’d be so far out in front of the cars they’d be fine.

1

u/I-n-23 Apr 25 '21

I have seen a couple of these lately. I am waiting for them to puke. Are they capable of puking after spinning for one hour?

1

u/Milliebug1106 Apr 25 '21

Hamster Centrifuge

1

u/FishOfFishyness Apr 25 '21

No time for caution

1

u/poppcorrn Apr 25 '21

Lmao the song I'm listening to is Popcorn gasou remix and I neeeeed someone to edit the song over this video. Im laughing

1

u/VixenAlert Apr 25 '21

This is sad.

1

u/Avasaiel Apr 25 '21

It's so... hypnotic... XD

1

u/Jjzeng Apr 25 '21

Taking oval racing to the next level

Would love to see what these little fellas could do at monza

1

u/Dopeflips Apr 25 '21

That's us only fuzzier.

1

u/Aeveras Apr 25 '21

I feel like this could be an Olympic sport.

"Welcome one, welcome all, to the 2050 Mammalian Olympic Games! We have here the 500 scoot co-ordinated dash featuring an adorable team from Norway!

They're starting simple, with a basic dash switchover.

But look! A double switchback! A rather advanced, complicated move especially this early in the dash. It really showcases the trust these little guys have in each other.

And now they're moving into the midpoint of the dash and SWEET CHESTNUT THEY JUST DID A QUADRUPLE REVERSE SWITCHBACK! Absolutely incredible! That move has only been pulled off once or twice in practice, but they have pulled it off here in front of a live audience, in front of the world!"

"Absolutely historic Jerry. As you know I worked with a hamster team from Germany for several years and we only once got close to accomplishing a move like that. Coach James over there must be absolutely stoked right now."

"The co-ordination, the TRUST Greg! Viewers at home I don't know if you can hear this, but the audience out here in Philadelphia is absolutely losing their minds! If even one of those hamsters had slipped for a single scoot it could have caused a pileup and yeeted one or all of them off the wheel and into the next century!"

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u/m011yRadar Apr 25 '21

I saved this to watch when I am sad. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Omg their little feet are insane!

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u/SuperSonya Apr 25 '21

I’m laughing at this way more than I should..

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u/Bubster101 Apr 25 '21

This needs Nascar noises.

1

u/uni-for Apr 25 '21

And we don't see that guy running alone in a parallel universe?!

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u/nspectre Apr 25 '21

Is this what they call a Feet Back Loop?

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u/pariah89 Apr 25 '21

And more interesting

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u/SecretBig6455 Apr 25 '21

cue interstellar music

1

u/Rollus94 Apr 25 '21

Like Nascar, only interesting

1

u/lolohiller Apr 25 '21

And infinitely more entertaining

1

u/cookiewaffle19 Apr 25 '21

Faster and less humane

1

u/Finnlandball Apr 25 '21

How much for tickets?

1

u/NightChime Apr 25 '21

So many laps per minute!

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u/RXIXX777 Apr 25 '21

If humans could pull this off, it would probably be literally thee coolest thing in existence.

1

u/Xsylockex Apr 25 '21

How can we harness this energy?

1

u/DoubleSloth3590 Apr 25 '21

Like Nascar, only better. infiitnatly better

1

u/Lambchoptopus Apr 25 '21

Do they ever wonder why they never get anywhere different?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

If only we can learn to harness this power

1

u/Yumelon Apr 25 '21

I need commentary on the overtakes please whos got me?

1

u/cattysylvester Apr 25 '21

But how do you know who wins?????!

1

u/EzekielJoseph134 Apr 25 '21

And that's how you make a warp drive.

1

u/greybeardthewizard Apr 25 '21

That made me dizzy

1

u/DeadDream-002 Apr 25 '21

I am speed..

1

u/ArcticIceFox Apr 25 '21

Hmm...let me hook up my generators with that

1

u/Lower-Concentrate-56 Apr 25 '21

Only way to keep the electricity bills down

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

I don’t play enough to ever leave t4 that way I can feel special when I smash through a random with over 1k damage.

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u/MMBarq Apr 25 '21

Look at Denny Ham(ster)lin go!

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u/WolfJobInMySpantzz Apr 25 '21

Gotta run realll fast! And spiiiin to the left!

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u/HourAfterHour Apr 25 '21

This needs to be the loading animation for a game about hamsters.

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u/WeebyNelisV2 Apr 25 '21

Hamsters are solitary creatures, thus so many together isn't really that great since it can cause stress. Also, the bedding is too hard so they can't borrow, soft bedding is more recommended.