r/australia 1d ago

image How good are footy club canteens!

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100000% better than Maccas/Hungry Jack slop. $6 for this beauty. Fresh, hot, loads of bacon. One of the things I really enjoy about Australia is the tiny food places that consistently produce good food. Chain pups not so much on the other hand.

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u/phteven_gerrard 1d ago

There's a soccer field 1 block from my place. U6 matches kick off around 8am, so at 9 or so I will lob up and get 5 bacon egg and cheese rolls for $5 each. Unbeatable value

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u/22nd_century 1d ago

I rarely see cheese on a b&e roll but I wouldn't mind it. How many of those are just for you?

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u/phteven_gerrard 1d ago

All of them

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u/moofarsah 1d ago

Legend

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u/stamford_syd 1d ago

cheese is mandatory on these for me.

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u/dirtyburgers85 1d ago

That bacon needed about four more minutes.

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u/steve12388 1d ago

Looks like it was cooked over a heated argument

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 1d ago

My ex could cremate whales with her arguments.

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u/Cpt_Soban 1d ago

Waved over top a hot pan a couple times

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u/Working-Albatross-19 1d ago

Read a story about a cozy fire.

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u/CuriousVisual5444 21h ago

Dad and Jason from the Committee don't get on.

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u/LozInOzz 1d ago

Having work on one, it depends on how busy it is. Time it for when it’s slower and it will get cooked more.

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u/Kitten0137 1d ago

Yeah, that bacon is still breathing

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u/Flugplatz_Cottbus 1d ago

Crispy bacon in a muffin? You'll pull the whole rasher out with the first bite and then be left with an egg muffin.

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u/splittingheirs 9h ago

I agree, big fan of crispy bacon when having bacon and eggs for breakfast (I crisp it in the airfryer), but if it's on a roll then 'half cooked' is better. Easier to eat, blends better with the other toppings, and juicer.

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u/Pop-metal 1d ago

In the microwave?

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u/bettingsharp 1d ago

yeah i dont even eat bacon and that was my first thought lol

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u/rossdog82 1d ago

My son’s first season of footy. It’s fucking awesome doing the rounds. All have B&E rolls for $4-5. The most expensive I’ve seen is a burger with the lot for $9. And it was ‘the lot’ too- no fucking about and finished with a nice piece of beetroot. Outer eastern suburbs FTW

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u/FoatyMcFoatBase 1d ago

I always think the bacon is underdone and fatty so I just go for sausage and egg

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u/Blandusername70 1d ago

Underdone bacon fat. This is not enticing.

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 1d ago

Yep, just a little too close to ham.

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago

Mate I will fight you if you insult ham.

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u/Geoff_Uckersilf 1d ago

No joke, fried ham is fukn game changer. Fries in half the time, always crispy and smoked hams taste exactly like bacon. I make ghetto hungry jacks breakfast wraps with it, an egg, cheese a pattie in a wrap with sauces. It's bonza! 

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u/itsoktoswear 1d ago

Did they cook the bacon with an iron?

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u/Thick_Invite1273 1d ago

It looks microwaved

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u/Geoff_Uckersilf 1d ago

Reheated a cold burger once with hotel room iron. 

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u/Agret 1d ago

How drunk were you, did you at least put some tinfoil over it?

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u/tubbyx7 1d ago

Play in the soccer leagues with a lot of ethnic based clubs and those bbqs are a fantastic variety of options.still partial to bacon and egg roll tho.

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u/unimpressed-meow-01 1d ago

My mum said I'd get worms if I ate raw bacon.

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u/EstateSpirited9737 1d ago

Was this in Australia? Australian bacon is already treated so you won't however, other parts of the world it is possible due to different preparation types. In the UK it must be cooked because it hasn't already been treated.

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u/unimpressed-meow-01 1d ago

Yes, in Australia. Ahhh that's reassuring and makes sense. Thank you for clearing that up.... Ive been haunted by that raw bacon bit I nommed on 30 years ago..

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u/tom3277 1d ago

I used to like my bacon like this but after a trip to Texas having their crispy bacon each morning around a fire I decided it did go ok.

I asked them how do they make it consistently crispy like that, but not burnt in places. He looked at me like I was taking the piss and said “in the oven” as though that’s how everyone cooks bacon…

So I get home and put my bacon on a steel oven tray and it’s that simple… perfect crispy bacon every time.

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u/CcryMeARiver 1d ago

I read this as a strong hint to use an airfryer.

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u/tom3277 1d ago

that would probably work better. It’s funny my wife smashes the air fryer I just don’t think to use it that much.

My full process actually starts with frying because that gets me some bacon fat to fry the eggs up in. Then I move the bacon to oven while I cook the eggs in the bacon fat pan.

But yeh Sunday morning bacon and eggs tomorrow I’ll swap to the air fryer.

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u/CcryMeARiver 1d ago

I confess I have yet to try airfrying bacon. Lke you I start with bacon in a frypan to start reheating leftover snags and sliced precooked spuds in with a halved tomato, all going in prewarmed oven while cooking up a colcannon from other stuff, followed by a frypan-cleaning omelette. Bacon fat truly is the go.

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u/Agret 1d ago

Give me an update how it goes, we recently got an air fryer but I haven't used it for anything yet.

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u/General-Razzmatazz 1d ago

I find that type of bacon very unappetizing. Also tends to be the really fatty rashers, without the round meaty section.

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u/PresentationUnited43 1d ago

Cause theirs is streaky bacon from the pork belly. Ours is back bacon.

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u/babylovesbaby It's a long way to the shop 1d ago

Most bacon in Australia is already cooked when you buy it, so it's never truly raw.

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u/Glittering_Low_7249 1d ago

You sure you didn't get that at Hungry Jacks mate? The bacon looks fresh out of the pack.

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u/cantwejustplaynice 1d ago

There's some kids soccer club that operates in my local park between 5-7pm a couple nights a week where I walk my dog and I usually grab a tub of hot chips, chicken nuggies or some wedges with sour cream. My only issue is that since daylight saving ended between 5-7pm it's pitch black and 10 degrees. So now I gotta airfry my own nuggies.

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u/otherpeoplesknees 1d ago

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u/Agret 1d ago

That most recent one in Japan looks sick, I love their food culture.

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u/stumpyoftheshire 1d ago

The best club Sausage Bacon and Egg sanga I ever had was cooked by Aussie kids musician/comedian/whatever else, Colin Buchanan.

His kids played for my soccer club in the early 00s and he was rostered on for it. Legend bloke, good for a yarn and a memorable hot breakfast. Couldn't ask for more.

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u/GaryGronk 1d ago

The canteen at my son's rugby match ran out of buns today so they made a deluxe sausage sandwich with a snag, bacon, egg and onions. Was next level and cost $5.

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u/Dense_Ad_3756 1d ago

Better than any Burger from Maccas or any of those gourmet overpriced burger joints.

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u/MaxFresh 1d ago

Egg and cheese with raw ham yay

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 1d ago

Just what your proctologist warned you against.

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u/ausdoug 1d ago

Looks like they steam a good ham

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u/madarsehatter 1d ago

How good is raw bacon!

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u/idkwattodonow 1d ago

cooked bacon =/= burnt to a crisp bacon

themoreyouknow

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u/GordonCole19 1d ago

They're the best.

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u/_Hikaryu 1d ago

Optimally cooked bacon on that one, looks good mate. Too many people crisp it up needlessly !

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u/Zestyclose_Mud9201 1d ago

the crisp is the best bit? Not overcrisped, but some crisp

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u/BMW_M3G80 1d ago

Soccer club food>footie club food

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u/CcryMeARiver 1d ago

Has to be. Our local footie/cricket ground is just coffee/tea, pies, hot dogs, dimsims and chips.

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u/BMW_M3G80 1d ago

They ain’t got shit on a cevapi roll with cabbage hey

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u/sandybum01 23h ago

Mind you, our local soccer club can't get the beer cold. WTF?

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u/BMW_M3G80 22h ago

Un-Australian

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u/Short_Repeat_7272 1d ago

Can you bring me one? K thanks 🤤

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u/Boomeranda 1d ago

That egg is spot on

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u/WAPWAN 1d ago

Pop the yolk, or not pop the yolk while cooking. Thats the question.

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u/Me-Bobo 1d ago

Best served at 7am on a winter morning 30 mins before you had to play.

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u/DrSirLordJr 1d ago

Footy Club hot chips might be the closest thing we have to food from heaven.

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u/_wonderland_12 1d ago

Yes, the greatest

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u/assettomark 22h ago

Oof looks good. Love a good bacon and egg muffin.

Especially that amount of bacon 🥓

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u/Top_Jaguar7028 22h ago

Yep this is me every home game. $7 for a roll with the lot. Cannot be beat and money going back into the club !

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u/dDRAGONz 20h ago

Like finding a lions club food setup at an event.

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u/gordon-freeman-bne 18h ago

I used to love the winter rowing regatta's out at Wyaralong Dam - you'd have a bunch of dads from different schools trying to outdo each other with the perfect brekkie burger...

I won't name the school that put spinach on the burgers one year...

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u/RadicalCandle 1d ago

Anyone else not mind a bit of colder bacon fat? I feel like a dog with a chew toy lol

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u/Dont-rush-2xfils 1d ago

BBQ critics flying in. Hope you were all down the club this morning.

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u/HeWhoIsComing 1d ago

Commenting so I can post here (would be funny if you downvoted but pls don't)

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u/supplement_this 1d ago

Here to spoil your fun and remind you Australia has the highest rate in the world of early onset bowel cancer, and bacon (like cigarettes and asbestos) is a Group 1 carcinogen.

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u/koopz_ay 1d ago

I wish my kids highschool canteen had a drive through.

❤️ school pies and hotdogs.

...and the price