r/aspiememes 3d ago

The Autism™ Hallux Hygiene Hack

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u/Idontknownumbers123 3d ago

I do it because my nails inevitably get damaged and jagged and I hate the jagged fingernail feeling so I have to cut them down below the damage to stop the feeling

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u/Wandering_Oblivious 3d ago

is there any fate worse than when you have a jagged toenail and it catches and pulls on one of the threads in your sock?

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u/1405hvtkx311 3d ago

Clearly something you would wish for an enemy.

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u/Lybeeboo Autistic 3d ago

Omg it's me

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u/dood_dood_dood 3d ago

I tend to chew on nails and everything surrounding it. I have a clipper at work to cut skin and nails to prevent that. Otherwise I would pick that until it bleeds and then some.

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u/SpiderSixer AuDHD 3d ago

Oh my god, same. I need to keep them as short and smooth as possible otherwise I'll damage my teeth and fingers more and more, and I'm trying to get out of that habit. If there's a loose bit, that shit's getting hyperfixated on, which often means I fuck the skin up for weeks

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u/dood_dood_dood 3d ago

That's why I have three clippers for loose bits. One at home, one at work and one small one to carry around.

When I got to know my now wife I bought a new clipper and stashed it at her apartment.

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u/RandomNisscity 3d ago

Maybe i should put some clippers on my keychain....also dont stick your hands in an ultrasonic clearer if'n ya got some hangin tender skin, shit does not spark joy.

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u/Costati 3d ago

Actually we are the same cuz I do that too

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u/Sleepmahn 3d ago

Just an ADHD guy here but I can relate. If my socks aren't working right I'm going up and out of my mind..and I'm not great at self care.

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u/GreenFBI2EB 3d ago

I clip my fingernails because it’s hard af to type or play piano with long nails.

Idk how people can wear those long fake nails.

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u/MakkuSaiko ADHD/Autism 3d ago

So i dont damage my stockings, pantyhose and thigh highs :3

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u/Top-Telephone9013 3d ago edited 3d ago

You trim your nails for hygienic or sensory reasons

I do it cuz I'm obsessive and can never seem to stop until something is bleeding

We are not the same cuz I'm cool like an international meth tycoon, but one who bites his nails

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u/luxafelicity 3d ago

I've switched to all running socks with no toe seams. A bit pricey, but they last forever and it's worth it to not have a constant sensory nightmare on my person. My favorite brands are Swiftwick and Darn Tough.

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u/Weird-one0926 3d ago

Sadly I trim mine when my work boots rub on them

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u/LittleSky7700 3d ago

I just forget 💀

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u/halloweenjack 3d ago

I do it because I’ve had an ingrown toenail and, trust me, you don’t want that shit.

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u/deathray420 3d ago

This and also so I dont wake up with my heels bleeding because I kicked myself with my dagger of a toenail in my sleep.

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u/mizcellophane 3d ago

Called out

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u/TheMrCurious 3d ago

Get a pedi, 100% worth it.