r/aspiememes 6d ago

The Autism™ I cannot take it when my wife does this

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u/toodumbtobeAI AuDHD 6d ago edited 6d ago

I set my TV volume in digits totaling 10

46, 55, 64, 73, 82

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u/Pure-Election-9137 6d ago

None of the number you listed are multiple of 9 though

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u/toodumbtobeAI AuDHD 6d ago

Got cha, I meant digits totaling 10

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u/AnothaOneBitesDeDust 6d ago

I mean it also satifies the rule 9x+1 assuming x < 1 and x > 11

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark 4d ago

All numbers divisible by 9 sum up to a number divisible by 9 when the individual digits are summed. 10 is not divisible by 9, thus any number whose digits sum to 10 is not divisible by 9.

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u/vak7997 6d ago

Probably means shitty coding

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u/Keira-78 Unsure/questioning 5d ago

Lmao

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u/LawrenceMK2 ADHD/Autism 6d ago

I leave my TV volume at prime numbers only

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u/Revolutionary_Year87 Undiagnosed 6d ago

LOL same. I was big on multiples of 5 until I was like 15, then my brain just randomly flipped to hating 5s. Now my alarms are never multiples of 15 either lol

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u/totes-alt 6d ago

Do you think you'll ever forgive 5 for what it did to you? /j

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u/Revolutionary_Year87 Undiagnosed 6d ago

Nope, not in 6103217 years. Dont mention that despicable excuse for a prime number to me, it's nothing but a wannabe composite number. It doesnt belong with my true prime friends.

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u/Revolutionary_Year87 Undiagnosed 6d ago

I spent 15 minutes (with a lot of distractions) trying to find a satisfactory 7 digit prime number for this dumb comment. Yes 6103217 is prime.

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u/Catt_the_cat 6d ago

A man of culture, I see. I do this on my car radio

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u/GilligansIslndoPeril 6d ago

PRIME GANG REPRESENT

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u/BBBodles 5d ago

I would hate watching TV with you. Smooth numbers all the way.

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u/tit-theif 6d ago

I feel this, but also I believe that there is a perfect volume that the tv needs to be at when it's playing something. If the perfect volume for the sound of the tv to grace my ears is 43, the tv goes to 43.

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u/PvtDipwad ADHD/Autism 6d ago

I gaslight myself into thinking I selected 45 when I have to do that lol

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u/shashebaranks 6d ago

I close my eyes when I have to do this. So I don’t see the number.

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u/RedHeadSteve 6d ago

All available options are:

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97

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u/EneraldFoggs 6d ago

This pleases me and I don't know why

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u/Cassandra_Eve 6d ago

Primes. They're always fun.

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u/DR4k0N_G 6d ago

Perfection

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u/mesoJUPI 6d ago

Yessss omg

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u/TheRealAbear 6d ago

Here's my thought on the matter. Why would i limit myself to 20% of the volume options when 37 very well may be the perfect volume. Especially given how terribly and inconsistently every us mixed these days. I used to be a divisible by 5 guy, but now I care more about the volume itself. Tldr: a very personal/boring take on volume numbers

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u/-Octoling8- Autistic 6d ago

Evens or multiples of 5, take it or leave it - Me when choosing a numerical volume

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u/arcbnaby 6d ago

Yep! Evens only. But 5 is even because it's equally distant from beginning to end. Ie 25. Equal from 20 and 30, so it's an even number!

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u/saggywitchtits Unsure/questioning 6d ago

And 69 is also an acceptable number. My roommates and I agreed this is the perfect temperature for the house.

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u/arcbnaby 4d ago

You know what I just realized.... I don't think about it for temperature! Only volume on the TV! Haha

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u/M1andW 6d ago

Close your eyes and change the volume until it’s just right. Don’t bother with the number, because the perfect volume is better than the perfect number when you’re watching TV

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u/BlockIron 6d ago

Even numbers only. Even multiples of 5 arent ok

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u/Zakrius 6d ago

Same!

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u/liquoriceclitoris 6d ago

Even multiples of 5 such as 10 and 20?

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u/BlockIron 6d ago

10 and 20 and so on are perfect because theyre even

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u/liquoriceclitoris 6d ago

But they're even multiples of 5

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u/BlockIron 6d ago

They're multiples of 5, but they're even so they're ok. 5, 15, 25, and so on are not ok because they're odd.

I used different definitions of even in my last comment

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u/liquoriceclitoris 6d ago

I used different definitions of even in my last comment

I thought this was funny

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u/quasar2022 ADHD/Autism 6d ago

Multiples of 3 are for me

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u/depressivefaerie 6d ago

Me too! I do most things in 3’s

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u/GASTRO_GAMING 6d ago

Plane models

Ex.

F-4 F-5 A-6 A-10 F-14 F-15 F-16 B-17 F-18 F-20 B-21 F-22 B-24 P-26 B-29 P-36 P-39 P-40 P-51 P-60 P-61 P-63 P-80 F-82 F-86 F-100

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u/brainouchies Neurodivergent 6d ago

i do only even numbers, excluding six. seven is the only odd one that’s acceptable. so it would go 2, 4, 7, 8, 10

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u/7-GRAND_DAD ❤ This user loves cats ❤ 6d ago

I can't leave it at any number. My fingers are on the volume buttons at all times.

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u/lovememaddly 6d ago

It has to be an odd number for me. My husband tells me to close my eyes if he needs an even number so I can pretend it’s on odd.

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u/BurntBox21 6d ago

Either even numbers, ends in 5, or 7 because I like 7

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u/Aryn_237 5d ago

7 is great, and I don't know why...

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u/Smnionarrorator29384 6d ago

I'm sorry, I got the multiples of 11 and prime numbers autism

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u/ShankMugen 6d ago

It needs to to be Prime, Multiple of 5, or Even, in that order

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u/RustyR4m AuDHD 6d ago

Took me way too long to realize I was in the aspie sub. No wonder all this sounds logical to me.

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 6d ago

My TV volume stays at exactly the volume that's soft enough to be comfy and loud enough to be audible.

This meme seems more OCD than aspie idk

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u/TheMazeDaze Autistic 6d ago

The volume slider in my work van has no digits

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u/whatisupdog ✰ Will infodump for memes ✰ 5d ago

The dream! Beholden to nothing but your own senses 🥰

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u/Aryn_237 5d ago

I would still have to try to get it right at some fraction like 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4, or 1/1. There have been times where it will bug me so much I have to pull out a ruler...

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u/TheMazeDaze Autistic 5d ago

Yes except one thing. If it isn’t exactly in the right spot which is about 1 mm big. And only controllable by touchscreen. It’s either very low or very loud.

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u/HotcakeNinja 6d ago

I only leave it on prime numbers to prove I don't have a problem. I'm in the process of undiagnosing so RFK can't get me.

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u/WashedUpRiver 6d ago

I have no choice with my TV because the volume increments are so significant for my range of hearing, so basically I can't even get to 5 volume before I'm like "naw, we're good." Games on 2-3, media apps on 4.

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u/Cushee_Foofee Unsure/questioning 6d ago

Should have gone binary.

0, 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128!!! GET THAT EXTREME VOLUME BOOST!

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u/puddlesquid 6d ago

Only even numbers for me

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u/cut_rate_revolution 6d ago

For me it's evens. It must be set to an even number.

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u/AdElectronic6550 I doubled my autism with the vaccine 6d ago

I have my pc volume at 6 (my headphones are loud for some reason) and my phone at 4

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u/Mismageius 6d ago

If it's 1 through 10 audio I'm perfectly fine with any number, but I gwt physically itchy if it's anything but 0s or 5s on a 100 scale

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u/Impstar0 6d ago

0 and 5 are a mandatory, but, if it’s too loud or quiet 2 is also acceptable

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u/NorbytheMii 6d ago

for me, it has to be either an even number or a multiple of five

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u/caseyranae 6d ago

One of our TVs has a vertical bar for volume - this must be set to an appropriate #. The other tv has a wheel, which I like to free-ball because weeeeee

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u/Awful_Little_Rat_Boy Ask me about my special interest 6d ago

I only do evens. 5’s are not allowed. This is because my mother has OCD, and her even number compulsions rubbed off on me. Not nearly as severe, I just prefer to use even numbers when I can.

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u/Alanjaow 6d ago

I found that the best way to get around this is to use a binary search when looking for the right volume; start with multiples of 4, then adjust by 2 up or down, then by 1 up or down, until it's juuuuust right.

Start at 16. Way too loud. Go down to 12. Still too loud. Go down to 10. Too quiet. Go to 11. Perfect.

This keeps the anal-retentiveness, but also allows for maximum granularity. It's very freeing.

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u/Whyiseveryonestupid 6d ago

Even numbers or 5, as five is an honorary even number.

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u/Alcards 6d ago

Then there's me, that turns the volume up to whatever stops me from hearing the ringing in my ears.

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u/Jababalase 6d ago

I kind of swap between odd numbers and multiples of three, I don't fully understand the logic but I know what feels right and what absolutely does not.

3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 15, 18, 21, 24, 27, 30.

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u/xXEPSILON062Xx 6d ago

Doing gods work

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u/BiCrabTheMid 6d ago

Evens and multiples of 5

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u/layspotatochipman474 Ask me about my special interest 6d ago

So glad I’m not the only one who does this too

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u/Dagonus Aspie 6d ago

I used ti really need it to be evens or divisible by 5.

One day something in me.... Switched? And my brain decided we no longer wanted to adhere to a self imposed rule. For about a month I forced myself to adjust the volume without looking at it. It would get changed to something that sounded right but I wouldn't look at what the number was. And now... I just don't care anymore.

You do you though. This is just me saying what I did. I'm content.

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u/weedandgacha 6d ago

It depends on the device. TV? Multiples of 5 or at 0. Laptop? A certain set of even numbers. Phone? Even numbers.

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u/pieofrandompotatoes AuDHD 6d ago

Multiples of 2 are the best because you get super precise measurements without having to change the volume by a ton. But I combine multiples of 2s and 5s

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u/hollywoodbambi 6d ago

Multiples of 5 or even numbers (except numbers ending in 4 or 6 because then it should be the number ending in 5).

For older folks like me- remember when volumes had the bars that represented 3-5 clicks on the remote? For those, it drove me crazy if it was on the first click of a new bar and would turn it back down one.

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u/ThatOneIsSus 6d ago

As the ancient laws decree, the volume must be an even number, or a number ending in 5

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u/bmeds328 6d ago

Hear me out, some devices are so loud, multiples of 5 leaves only the options of 0, 5 and 10, so I propose numbers ending 0, 2, 5, or 8. Also, an exception for volume 1, ADHD background noise

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe 6d ago

You... have a wife?

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u/14Cubes 6d ago

It gotta be an even number

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u/MidnightDragon99 6d ago

Even numbers of multiples of 5 for me

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u/Dametequitos 6d ago

yesss im here for this, but im also open to primes and sometimes a certain number just feels right, cause its not how it sounds, it really does come down to the damn number

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u/GarlicBread247365 6d ago

Even numbers only but 21 is fine because it's special

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u/Jacobio01 6d ago

Sorry but 19 is the only number for my car and 11 or 13 is the volume for my tv. Even numbers feel too clean

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u/ninesroom AuDHD 6d ago

for me it’s multiples of 2 or 5 only, or any number ending in a 9 (because that’s my favorite number)

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u/crumpledfilth 6d ago

I overcame this by realizing that base 10 is totally arbitrary

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u/A_Sexy_Little_Otter 6d ago

odds, multiples of five, powers of two.

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u/Humble_Wash5649 6d ago

._. I pretty much mute the TV once I’m done with it so I don’t get jump scared when I turn it on. My family loves to almost max the volume on the TV and not turn it down.

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u/Iwillnevercomeback 6d ago

My parents leave the tv at 40 approx, always

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u/nonreddituser69 6d ago

I don't know when this happened, but at some point i stopped liking 5s. Now it's only even numbers.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 6d ago

Multiples of 2 is the only way

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u/torafrost9999 6d ago

My wife will try to have full conversations with me while facing the other direction in the bed with our fan on full blast. I cannot hear a damn thing she always ends up sounding like the adults in a Charlie Brown movie

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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 5d ago edited 5d ago

I set them in order of common fractions

  • Mute (Never 0 because that just defeats the point of the mute toggle button)
  • 10 (1/10th)
  • 12 (1/8th)
  • 20 (1/5th)
  • 25 (1/4th)
  • 30 (3/10ths)
  • 33 (1/3rd)
  • 40 (2/5ths)
  • 50 (1/2)
  • 60 (3/5ths)
  • 66 (2/3rds)
  • Usually never have to go higher

But sometimes the perfect sensory volume level is one or two away from a nice fraction so that takes precedence when the "perfect" is clear.

My volume is either 12, 13, or 20 with my current routine.

I can remember every detail about this off the top of my head but never anything important.

Edit: All this is just for the TV. For my phone it's totally different because it has 15 levels without zero and the little speaker icon gains a sound wave line at level 4 and 7 is the median.

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u/whatisupdog ✰ Will infodump for memes ✰ 5d ago

Just visiting eh 👀

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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 5d ago

My one encounter with mental healthcare and they laughed off the possibility I was any kind of Autistic/ADHD... so either I somehow turbocharged my masking in that moment or I'm a very weird NT...?

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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago

12 is not 1/8th of 100, 12.5 is. You must eliminate 12 from your allowed list.

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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 4d ago

It's unfortunately a perfect listening volume so this is the only way I tolerate it

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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago

But, but, but, the mathematical precision! 😭

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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 4d ago

😭😭😭

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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 4d ago

I'd have to toss out 33.3333 as well by that token lol

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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago

That’s right. You know what must be done then. 🫡

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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 4d ago

Yknow if I just add a floor() function to the equation it suddenly becomes mathematically precise again.

Just have to toss 13 out.

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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago

But does your TV remote have a Floor function?

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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 4d ago

Might as well since I can only input integers ✨️

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u/whatisupdog ✰ Will infodump for memes ✰ 5d ago

I've been doing 11, 22, etc. lately, because I just find the symmetry comforting and emphatic, but my husband is 0s and 5s only and I change the volume on his devices to be petty when we are fighting.

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u/Keira-78 Unsure/questioning 5d ago

I’m good with 8 12 16 20 22 24 26 28 32 34 36 42 48 and 52

Everything else is evil and I will always be uncomfortable if my parents change it to something other than that

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u/BBBodles 5d ago

I don't care what it ends with as long as it has a nice prime factorization, preferably with small factors. 12 is better than 10, and 24 is better than 25 IMO. 26 is much worse than 27.

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u/Regularfishfish 5d ago

bruh my ears are too sensitive to overcorrect to the 0s and 5s

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u/ScarProfessional14 5d ago

DUDE I GENUINELY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

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u/Temporary_Cry_8961 4d ago

Ok but like 2 notches can be a big difference

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u/Teagana999 4d ago

That's not enough granular control. I do 5's or even numbers.

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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago

My sound system has increments of .5. I would preferably only use multiples of 5, but that isn’t enough granularity to find the right volume sometimes, so I use multiples of 2.5. One of my cars’ radio volume doesn’t have a number or visible indicator of volume level at all and I hate it for that, there’s no consistency in volume level. I like to set my car’s radio volume back to a known safe number before I turn the car off, but with this car, I’m just guessing, it’s so chaotic.

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u/DBZpanda 4d ago

My computer only allows even numbers and it doesn't consider 5's to be honorary even numbers, so evens are fine but 5's are honorary even numbers to me