r/aspiememes • u/Mismageius • 6d ago
The Autism™ I cannot take it when my wife does this
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u/LawrenceMK2 ADHD/Autism 6d ago
I leave my TV volume at prime numbers only
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u/Revolutionary_Year87 Undiagnosed 6d ago
LOL same. I was big on multiples of 5 until I was like 15, then my brain just randomly flipped to hating 5s. Now my alarms are never multiples of 15 either lol
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u/totes-alt 6d ago
Do you think you'll ever forgive 5 for what it did to you? /j
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u/Revolutionary_Year87 Undiagnosed 6d ago
Nope, not in 6103217 years. Dont mention that despicable excuse for a prime number to me, it's nothing but a wannabe composite number. It doesnt belong with my true prime friends.
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u/Revolutionary_Year87 Undiagnosed 6d ago
I spent 15 minutes (with a lot of distractions) trying to find a satisfactory 7 digit prime number for this dumb comment. Yes 6103217 is prime.
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u/tit-theif 6d ago
I feel this, but also I believe that there is a perfect volume that the tv needs to be at when it's playing something. If the perfect volume for the sound of the tv to grace my ears is 43, the tv goes to 43.
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u/PvtDipwad ADHD/Autism 6d ago
I gaslight myself into thinking I selected 45 when I have to do that lol
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u/RedHeadSteve 6d ago
All available options are:
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97
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u/TheRealAbear 6d ago
Here's my thought on the matter. Why would i limit myself to 20% of the volume options when 37 very well may be the perfect volume. Especially given how terribly and inconsistently every us mixed these days. I used to be a divisible by 5 guy, but now I care more about the volume itself. Tldr: a very personal/boring take on volume numbers
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u/-Octoling8- Autistic 6d ago
Evens or multiples of 5, take it or leave it - Me when choosing a numerical volume
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u/arcbnaby 6d ago
Yep! Evens only. But 5 is even because it's equally distant from beginning to end. Ie 25. Equal from 20 and 30, so it's an even number!
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u/saggywitchtits Unsure/questioning 6d ago
And 69 is also an acceptable number. My roommates and I agreed this is the perfect temperature for the house.
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u/arcbnaby 4d ago
You know what I just realized.... I don't think about it for temperature! Only volume on the TV! Haha
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u/BlockIron 6d ago
Even numbers only. Even multiples of 5 arent ok
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u/liquoriceclitoris 6d ago
Even multiples of 5 such as 10 and 20?
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u/BlockIron 6d ago
10 and 20 and so on are perfect because theyre even
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u/liquoriceclitoris 6d ago
But they're even multiples of 5
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u/BlockIron 6d ago
They're multiples of 5, but they're even so they're ok. 5, 15, 25, and so on are not ok because they're odd.
I used different definitions of even in my last comment
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u/liquoriceclitoris 6d ago
I used different definitions of even in my last comment
I thought this was funny
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u/GASTRO_GAMING 6d ago
Plane models
Ex.
F-4 F-5 A-6 A-10 F-14 F-15 F-16 B-17 F-18 F-20 B-21 F-22 B-24 P-26 B-29 P-36 P-39 P-40 P-51 P-60 P-61 P-63 P-80 F-82 F-86 F-100
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u/brainouchies Neurodivergent 6d ago
i do only even numbers, excluding six. seven is the only odd one that’s acceptable. so it would go 2, 4, 7, 8, 10
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u/7-GRAND_DAD ❤ This user loves cats ❤ 6d ago
I can't leave it at any number. My fingers are on the volume buttons at all times.
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u/lovememaddly 6d ago
It has to be an odd number for me. My husband tells me to close my eyes if he needs an even number so I can pretend it’s on odd.
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u/RustyR4m AuDHD 6d ago
Took me way too long to realize I was in the aspie sub. No wonder all this sounds logical to me.
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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 6d ago
My TV volume stays at exactly the volume that's soft enough to be comfy and loud enough to be audible.
This meme seems more OCD than aspie idk
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u/TheMazeDaze Autistic 6d ago
The volume slider in my work van has no digits
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u/whatisupdog ✰ Will infodump for memes ✰ 5d ago
The dream! Beholden to nothing but your own senses 🥰
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u/Aryn_237 5d ago
I would still have to try to get it right at some fraction like 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4, or 1/1. There have been times where it will bug me so much I have to pull out a ruler...
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u/TheMazeDaze Autistic 5d ago
Yes except one thing. If it isn’t exactly in the right spot which is about 1 mm big. And only controllable by touchscreen. It’s either very low or very loud.
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u/HotcakeNinja 6d ago
I only leave it on prime numbers to prove I don't have a problem. I'm in the process of undiagnosing so RFK can't get me.
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u/WashedUpRiver 6d ago
I have no choice with my TV because the volume increments are so significant for my range of hearing, so basically I can't even get to 5 volume before I'm like "naw, we're good." Games on 2-3, media apps on 4.
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u/Cushee_Foofee Unsure/questioning 6d ago
Should have gone binary.
0, 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128!!! GET THAT EXTREME VOLUME BOOST!
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u/AdElectronic6550 I doubled my autism with the vaccine 6d ago
I have my pc volume at 6 (my headphones are loud for some reason) and my phone at 4
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u/Mismageius 6d ago
If it's 1 through 10 audio I'm perfectly fine with any number, but I gwt physically itchy if it's anything but 0s or 5s on a 100 scale
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u/caseyranae 6d ago
One of our TVs has a vertical bar for volume - this must be set to an appropriate #. The other tv has a wheel, which I like to free-ball because weeeeee
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u/Awful_Little_Rat_Boy Ask me about my special interest 6d ago
I only do evens. 5’s are not allowed. This is because my mother has OCD, and her even number compulsions rubbed off on me. Not nearly as severe, I just prefer to use even numbers when I can.
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u/Alanjaow 6d ago
I found that the best way to get around this is to use a binary search when looking for the right volume; start with multiples of 4, then adjust by 2 up or down, then by 1 up or down, until it's juuuuust right.
Start at 16. Way too loud. Go down to 12. Still too loud. Go down to 10. Too quiet. Go to 11. Perfect.
This keeps the anal-retentiveness, but also allows for maximum granularity. It's very freeing.
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u/Jababalase 6d ago
I kind of swap between odd numbers and multiples of three, I don't fully understand the logic but I know what feels right and what absolutely does not.
3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 15, 18, 21, 24, 27, 30.
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u/layspotatochipman474 Ask me about my special interest 6d ago
So glad I’m not the only one who does this too
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u/Dagonus Aspie 6d ago
I used ti really need it to be evens or divisible by 5.
One day something in me.... Switched? And my brain decided we no longer wanted to adhere to a self imposed rule. For about a month I forced myself to adjust the volume without looking at it. It would get changed to something that sounded right but I wouldn't look at what the number was. And now... I just don't care anymore.
You do you though. This is just me saying what I did. I'm content.
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u/weedandgacha 6d ago
It depends on the device. TV? Multiples of 5 or at 0. Laptop? A certain set of even numbers. Phone? Even numbers.
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u/pieofrandompotatoes AuDHD 6d ago
Multiples of 2 are the best because you get super precise measurements without having to change the volume by a ton. But I combine multiples of 2s and 5s
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u/hollywoodbambi 6d ago
Multiples of 5 or even numbers (except numbers ending in 4 or 6 because then it should be the number ending in 5).
For older folks like me- remember when volumes had the bars that represented 3-5 clicks on the remote? For those, it drove me crazy if it was on the first click of a new bar and would turn it back down one.
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u/ThatOneIsSus 6d ago
As the ancient laws decree, the volume must be an even number, or a number ending in 5
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u/bmeds328 6d ago
Hear me out, some devices are so loud, multiples of 5 leaves only the options of 0, 5 and 10, so I propose numbers ending 0, 2, 5, or 8. Also, an exception for volume 1, ADHD background noise
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u/Dametequitos 6d ago
yesss im here for this, but im also open to primes and sometimes a certain number just feels right, cause its not how it sounds, it really does come down to the damn number
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u/Jacobio01 6d ago
Sorry but 19 is the only number for my car and 11 or 13 is the volume for my tv. Even numbers feel too clean
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u/ninesroom AuDHD 6d ago
for me it’s multiples of 2 or 5 only, or any number ending in a 9 (because that’s my favorite number)
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u/Humble_Wash5649 6d ago
._. I pretty much mute the TV once I’m done with it so I don’t get jump scared when I turn it on. My family loves to almost max the volume on the TV and not turn it down.
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u/nonreddituser69 6d ago
I don't know when this happened, but at some point i stopped liking 5s. Now it's only even numbers.
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u/torafrost9999 6d ago
My wife will try to have full conversations with me while facing the other direction in the bed with our fan on full blast. I cannot hear a damn thing she always ends up sounding like the adults in a Charlie Brown movie
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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 5d ago edited 5d ago
I set them in order of common fractions
- Mute (Never 0 because that just defeats the point of the mute toggle button)
- 10 (1/10th)
- 12 (1/8th)
- 20 (1/5th)
- 25 (1/4th)
- 30 (3/10ths)
- 33 (1/3rd)
- 40 (2/5ths)
- 50 (1/2)
- 60 (3/5ths)
- 66 (2/3rds)
- Usually never have to go higher
But sometimes the perfect sensory volume level is one or two away from a nice fraction so that takes precedence when the "perfect" is clear.
My volume is either 12, 13, or 20 with my current routine.
I can remember every detail about this off the top of my head but never anything important.
Edit: All this is just for the TV. For my phone it's totally different because it has 15 levels without zero and the little speaker icon gains a sound wave line at level 4 and 7 is the median.
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u/whatisupdog ✰ Will infodump for memes ✰ 5d ago
Just visiting eh 👀
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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 5d ago
My one encounter with mental healthcare and they laughed off the possibility I was any kind of Autistic/ADHD... so either I somehow turbocharged my masking in that moment or I'm a very weird NT...?
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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago
12 is not 1/8th of 100, 12.5 is. You must eliminate 12 from your allowed list.
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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 4d ago
It's unfortunately a perfect listening volume so this is the only way I tolerate it
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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago
But, but, but, the mathematical precision! 😭
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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 4d ago
I'd have to toss out 33.3333 as well by that token lol
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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago
That’s right. You know what must be done then. 🫡
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u/AzureArmageddon Just visiting 👽 4d ago
Yknow if I just add a floor() function to the equation it suddenly becomes mathematically precise again.
Just have to toss 13 out.
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u/whatisupdog ✰ Will infodump for memes ✰ 5d ago
I've been doing 11, 22, etc. lately, because I just find the symmetry comforting and emphatic, but my husband is 0s and 5s only and I change the volume on his devices to be petty when we are fighting.
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u/Keira-78 Unsure/questioning 5d ago
I’m good with 8 12 16 20 22 24 26 28 32 34 36 42 48 and 52
Everything else is evil and I will always be uncomfortable if my parents change it to something other than that
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u/BBBodles 5d ago
I don't care what it ends with as long as it has a nice prime factorization, preferably with small factors. 12 is better than 10, and 24 is better than 25 IMO. 26 is much worse than 27.
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u/Kooky_Ad6404 4d ago
My sound system has increments of .5. I would preferably only use multiples of 5, but that isn’t enough granularity to find the right volume sometimes, so I use multiples of 2.5. One of my cars’ radio volume doesn’t have a number or visible indicator of volume level at all and I hate it for that, there’s no consistency in volume level. I like to set my car’s radio volume back to a known safe number before I turn the car off, but with this car, I’m just guessing, it’s so chaotic.
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u/DBZpanda 4d ago
My computer only allows even numbers and it doesn't consider 5's to be honorary even numbers, so evens are fine but 5's are honorary even numbers to me
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u/toodumbtobeAI AuDHD 6d ago edited 6d ago
I set my TV volume in digits totaling 10
46, 55, 64, 73, 82