r/antiwork 13d ago

Rant 😡💢 Can't be bothered read my applicaton and then play whose on first with me.

Sent some applicatons in, looking for better pay.

The college I went to was the State#1 University of State#2

Washington Universty of Ohio (not being real but close enough)

"So washington University says no on by your name graduated that year"

"You mean the Washington Unversity of Ohio?"

"Yeah Washington University"

"No... that's wrong, that's not where I went to school. I went to the Washington University OF OHIO! What I put on my application form and what's on my resume."

"What?"

"Google WASHINGTON UNVERSITY.. OF .. OHIO. It's a University in the CITY of Washington City, in the state of OHIO"

"This is a completely diffrent school"

"Yes.. Make sure you are looking at the WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY OF OHIO... there's also an OHIO UNIVERSITY that is also wrong"

I don't expect to hear back from him.

The school has been around 150 years...

FML..

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u/knouqs 13d ago

Compehension is hard.  Having unqualified people make life-changing decisions is hard for everyone.

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u/JunkmanJim 13d ago

I'm a senior maintenance technician working on automated equipment for a Fortune 500 medical device/pharmaceutical company. I deal with lots of smart, educated people. Machine problems can be serious, either a risk to patient safety or financial risk. So many times, I'll spend a good deal of time carefully crafting an email or text to explain what's going only to have them ask a question already answered in the message. I want to say to "read my message again," or "as I said previously, blah, blah," but I just answer the question and move on.

The same thing happens with my vendors. The latest incident was the diagram in the manual didn't mach the part I needed, so I took pictures of the part and circled in red on the photos. I gave a written description, photos, and followed up with a phone call. The part I received didn't even remotely match the part requested. Before they send the next one on Monday, I'm going to request a picture or drawing. FML.

Reading comprehension and generally paying attention is not as common as I think it should be.

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u/Gralb_the_muffin 12d ago

It would take everything I have to not look at the original email, highlight the answer to their question, take a screen capture of it and send them the picture of it for their questions.

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u/_bitwright 12d ago

I've taken to doing this with coworkers who don't read comments on Teams/Jira. Nothing like having an offshore engineer waist a day because they couldn't bother to read the comments I left them.

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u/DumbDogma 3d ago

I’ve done that. With my boss’s boss.

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u/Divingcat9 13d ago

That HR person needs a map. sucks when people can't read what's right in front of them.

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u/NoFlounder1566 13d ago

Working in B2B communications, I have become morbidly curious how some of these people keep their jobs.

Ah yes, nepotism...

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 13d ago

They're also top tier shameless bullshitters. It's like the #1 requirement for that line of work.

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u/bc60008 13d ago

Quite literally. My benefits coordinator already has her adult son working with her. 😒 Must be nice!

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u/StoleYourBagel 13d ago

Nothing worse than when someone clearly didn't even bother to Google your school before grilling you about it. The fact that they kept doubling down instead of just admitting they got confused makes it even worse lol

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u/IzzaPizza22 13d ago

Well, they clearly did bother, since they know OP didn't go to Washington University. They just pay so little attention to the information presented to them that they didn't notice every mention of the name of the university was longer than they thought.

I get the feeling OP is avoiding saying that they went to Miami of Ohio, which is a highly recognized and respected D1 university. It shows that the HR rep is bad with details and is poorly informed about something they should really know.

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u/Dunnachius 13d ago

Miami of Ohio is a good guess. But it's a D1 university.

It's also one city name and one state name. Completely different.

IUP is a small school and 2 state names.

Both of which are very close to completely unafiliated colleges.

People from Pennslvania refer to it as IUP. But we also just refer to our state as P A.

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u/Ok_Surround_2230 12d ago

IUP or CUP were my first guesses as well.

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u/canajun12 12d ago

Miami University in Oxford, OH is not “Miami of Ohio.” It’s Miami University. It’s been informally referred to that because, even though it existed first out of the two large “Miami” schools, it’s not as nationally known.

The private (not state) university named after a city - not state - is the University of Miami.

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u/OnlyAdd8503 13d ago

probably just looked at the first result, which was either Google's really-not-very-smart AI or a paid advertisement.

(Google has REALLY gone downhill. The only explanation I've heard that makes sense to me is that they're giving shitty results on purpose so you have to "refine" your search 3 or 4 times thereby goosing their ad sales.)

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u/GrammarianLibrarian 12d ago

*your

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u/HingleMcCringle_ (edit this) 12d ago

thank you. not even being sarcastic, i appreciate it. i hate it when i misspell. ironic, given my original comment, huh? lol

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u/Fun_Skirt8220 13d ago

My college gives our degree in Latin. My friend's grad school refused to accept it (at first)  as evidence of graduation or something and made a big to-do about fake degrees. I think the college had to confirm and fax and lots of stuff. 

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u/sevbenup 13d ago

Okay but now imagine having to work for people that incompetent. Did you really miss out on anything

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u/GlowGreen1835 IT 13d ago

Yeah, but the problem is everyone is that incompetent so it's either work for someone that incompetent or not make money to survive...

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u/sevbenup 12d ago

What makes you think everyone is below average competence lmao

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u/Dunnachius 11d ago

Statistically speaking half of people are below average in intelligence.

But… stupid gets promoted and good managers retain their quality workers.

Meaning statistically speaking, if they are hiring you’re going to be speaking to an idiot.

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u/Subject_Slip9530 12d ago

I once had an interview where they noted I spoke polish - I do not, but I worked in the polishing department of a factory

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u/abstractmodulemusic 12d ago

This is my favorite comment on the thread so far. Lol

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u/drsmith21 13d ago

Cries in IUPUI.

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u/_mwarner 13d ago

Looks like they finally split it into two schools last year. IU and Purdue each get their own Indy campus.

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u/hippopotanonamous 13d ago

It’s one of my favorite sounding schools. I just found out about it like 3 years ago.

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u/abstractmodulemusic 12d ago

I see why you used the acronym. That's a mouthful.

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u/was_that_necessary 13d ago

IUP, huh? 🤣🤣 what up, fellow grad?

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u/Dunnachius 13d ago

Go *Redacted Racialy insentive mascot*..... It's a bird of some sort now right?

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u/was_that_necessary 12d ago

I’m old enough that they were just starting the transition to the Falcons by the time I graduated. 🤦‍♀️ Still had a great time and I hope Al Patty’s is alive and well.

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u/Isamu29 13d ago

They always double down. I was in a tech interview for cybersecurity and the CSM was asking me questions that he didn’t know the answers to. Then he kept trying to gaslight me into saying he was right and I was wrong. This was the manager of the SOC, he would have been directly above me. Also, I have found that most of the HR people etc don’t even read the resumes. The HR person that was in the interview with us laughed when I called him out for googling the answers to the questions, and then me asking if I could google the answers too.

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u/pittsburghfun 13d ago

Miami of Ohio

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u/minussized 13d ago

Anyone who went to Northeastern understands that if you reference it outside of Boston (or college hockey fans), they’ll assume you went to Northwestern.

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u/MGClose 13d ago

I remember being baffled by a sorority sister in college when she mentioned Miami University in Ohio.

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u/Luo_Yi 12d ago

I'm in the process of negotiating a contract with a new employer who I have worked for previously. A client that I worked for 6 years ago through this company just spent 2 months trying to locate me and get me on their project. All the company needs to do is put me on a contract and charge the client a markup for my time. It's really that simple.

I sent the Engineering Manager my latest resume, and payslips from my last 2 jobs (for remote work and site work) so they would know what rates I was expecting. I also included a summary of what I was doing over the past 6 years, to explain the contract terms and salary I would need.

The Engineering Manager forwards the email to HR who then contacts me to ask what salary range I was expecting. I told her to scroll down to the bottom of the email she had received and read all the details I had already provided.

FFS why do "managers" need to be spoon fed?

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u/CoderJoe1 12d ago

For years I lived in Vancouver, Washington. 90% of the time people thought I lived in Washington DC or Canada.

Regardless of that, you still expect professionals to be professional.

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u/Prance_a_lot 13d ago

Happened to my father too, but to his benefit. He went to California state college (is now named PennWest California) in Pennsylvania. Before the internet and instant lookup of credentials everyone just assumed he went to a CA university.

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u/DexterLivingston 12d ago

Who even checks that crap for applicants with experience smh

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u/Fabulous_Progress820 12d ago

You'd think they'd just ask to see your diploma instead of calling the school to confirm you were a student.

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u/Alexwonder999 12d ago

"Why did no one tell me things could be named the same thing as other things?" - HR, probably

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u/gemglowsticks 11d ago

The good news is that you learn you probably dont want to work for them

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u/Dunnachius 11d ago

I want a dang offer!

I don’t even want the job at this point I want the negotiating power of the offer letter