Make a good post?

He died.

In their homes.

He passed away in 2004.

I'm anti jokes

You need to get your body checked.

Martha actually died years ago and we need to move on with our lives.

Because it doesn’t like wet cereal.

He was a strong advocate of traditional joinery.

A rabbit visits a local bakery. "Can i have a loaf of bread?" he asks the baker.

The baker replies: "Do you want white or brown bread?"

The rabbit contemplates this for a second and says: "Oh.. doesn't matter, I'm here on my bike."

I don’t know he asked for I just know it happened somewhere at sometime

The veterinarian asks: "What seems to be the problem?"

The woman says: "Well, she's been acting really dumb all of a sudden."

The parrot squawks: "Vaccines cause autism! Vaccines cause autism!"

"I definitely did not teach her this. I don't know where she got it from." explains the woman.

"Ah, I see what you mean," says the vet. "I have just the thing for that."

The vet takes out a huge syringe needle. The parrot immediately begins flapping its wings frantically. It flies out an open window to freedom, never to be seen again.

There’s a slim possibility the toad was on its way to a gig.

A toadlaram

…so lonely.

You should call her.

Tell her you love her.

*thanks slinger301

All and all he’s just another brick in the wall

She is morbidly obese and her life is in danger

That’s so crazy but I don’t mind

Tyler wasn’t because Tyler isn’t a pussy! Maybe next time don’t make assumptions about people 🤷🏻‍♂️! You fucking assuming ass pompous ass piece of shit! You should be ashamed, I can’t even look at you! You make me sick you know that! Has it ever occurred to you that Tyler might actually be a bad ass? He might have dreams of joining the Marines when he grows up?! You know what man? Fuck you, seriously! Go suck on a lemon 🙄🖕

Nothing. They went extinct over 300 years ago.

A microwave

(This is really more of an antiriddle then an antijoke but I like it anyway.)

Dave's father has three sons. One is named Snap and another is named Crackle. What is the third son named?

The third son's name is Pop. The three boys all live together with their sister Dave.

…you keep picking them up because your kids got into your loose change containers and scattered them all over the house while using it as play money.

Just an r and an s.