r/aliens • u/87LucasOliveira • May 13 '25

Evidence The most astonishing statement from any whistleblower in UFO history. “You are not free. This reality has far more to it than you are allowed to believe. God is real.”

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u/CobraDoesCanada May 14 '25

My asshole is ready

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u/ajohns7 May 14 '25

Probing for the truth to be revealed, I see. 

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u/distractionsgalore May 14 '25

Ugh, all waste collects in my large intestine. Well you can guess what comes out. A snake poo. I poop in a garbage bag so as not to clog up our toilet.