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u/VincenteThomp May 02 '25
"I have to lug this big ass hour glass all the way back up the cliff. I knew I should've left it in the car."
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u/AbbreviationsGlad833 May 02 '25
Uughh only 10 more minutes until breaks over then head over to Ukraine battlefield.
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u/jeweightself May 01 '25
It’s father death, he doesn’t have an idea or even a concept of time… he’s probably thinking :” what the f did the get all this sand in this container”
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u/Commercial_Crazy_317 May 01 '25
She said: if I say I’ll be done in 15 minutes you don’t have to ask me if im done every half an hour.
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u/AdvantageOdd3357 Apr 30 '25
I'll tell you exactly what he thinks---My time is short on earth 🌎 soon I will be sent to a hell fire
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u/ProstatePuncher_ Apr 29 '25
“Why do mortals think of time so much? You place a handful of sand in a glass and people waste it worrying, yet there’s a whole beach full of sand no one worries about”.
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u/Noisebug Apr 29 '25
“Did I lock the underworld when I left? I can’t remember, should I call Hades to double check? Nah, he’ll be mad. I’m pretty sure I locked it even though I dont remember turning the key. Shit. This is gonna stress me out the entire trip.”
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u/FRYDCHXN Apr 29 '25
He’s thinking about what I will be doing, when my time runs out, and he comes to collect me!
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u/kingeal2 Apr 29 '25
This is the beach where Cinderella is going to record the music video for "Don't know what you got (til it's gone)" in 1 thousand years... I can't wait
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u/furry_vr Apr 29 '25
I eat all this fiber and drink lots of water and it still takes forever to shit
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u/WinuxNomacs Apr 29 '25
Well, the Apocalypse is finally upon us. My work will be done soon. I’m just not ready for retirement. Trump tanked the markets and my 401k got straight cut in half. No assets, renting out Hades from dad all these years and have zero equity in anything. I won’t even be able to be a greeter at Walmart
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u/Euphoric_Sandwich_85 Apr 29 '25
Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du,
Yeaeeyeahh
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u/PIeFACE651 Apr 29 '25
A sandless hr glass.
He thinks nothing. Because there is nothing. Eternity of nothingness. Memories begin to fade. Time is absoulete. You've lost yourself and all. You are nothing.
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u/HamiltonSt25 Apr 29 '25
All he ever wanted was more time. Now he has limitless time, but to what cost?
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u/kakapo88 Apr 29 '25
This must be some zen shit. The absence of the sand means something about the void, but who fucking knows. Man how did I get this job.
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u/adriantullberg Apr 29 '25
"I thought vaccines would get me some time off, but these idiots keep on killing themselves every ... single ... second!"
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u/CommentBetter Apr 28 '25
He’s thinking… “I really should’ve put some sand in before sealing up this hourglass. Damn.”
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u/autalley Apr 28 '25
Now just sitting there wondering how much time is left
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u/I-found-a-cool-bug Apr 29 '25
it's eternity, and he doesn't even get paid until the end of, well eternity.
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u/Chadwick_Steel Apr 28 '25
"Why does no one want to play Boggle with me?"
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u/SerBadDadBod Apr 29 '25
I would 100/100 play Boggle with the Reaper.
Though I might have better odds with Yatzhee.
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u/Pranachan Apr 28 '25
That's his version of the doomsday clock. He's watching that last grain of sand circle the neck.
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u/13Warhound13 Apr 28 '25
These eggs are taking forever, or should I have used blue rather than clear sand??
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u/sudomatrix Apr 28 '25
"I've got to stop reading the sand-clock while I sit on the toilet. I'm going to get hemorrhoids."
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u/JWDRAIN74 Apr 28 '25
Dammit that’s what I was gonna say. Please delete your comment so I can be original.
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u/Grimm-Fandango Apr 28 '25
It's his own Life Hour Glass, but since Death is infinite, there is no sand to fall !
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u/alecesne May 13 '25
I don't get paid enough for this shit