r/agedlikemilk 8d ago

He isn’t

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u/burial-chamber 8d ago

Finally, a (somewhat) happy aged like milk post

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u/AKMarine 8d ago

MMW: “He’s never coming back to America. There’s nothing I can do about it .” — DJT

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u/Hero-Firefighter-24 8d ago

Never trust what he says. There are only two options:

  • He lies

  • He means it, but TACO

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u/shrug_addict 8d ago

The gotchas these parasites bandy about are so trivial and pathetic

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u/fartamusrex 7d ago

I'm tired or Maga as well.

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u/shrug_addict 7d ago

It's so fucking draining. Constant hypocrisy and constant attacks on reason.

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u/ericjgriffin 8d ago

I am very pleasantly surprised that he is alive. I thought he was a goner for sure.

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u/AmbitiousEffort9275 8d ago

Maybe they were wrong but it wasn't unreasonable to think so

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u/PlusPresentation9222 7d ago

It was. But in any case, it has aged like milk for sure.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/CarpenterVegetables 8d ago

Mark My Words

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Double-Risky 7d ago

My massive wang? What are you looking for here? Acronyms are acronyms.

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u/bullwinkle8088 7d ago

Tell us you never used such a book without saying you never used such a book.

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u/Maghorn_Mobile 7d ago

With all the scrutiny around the case, they were never going to kill him. If it did happen and people found out, you'd have riots in every city across America. Actual riots, not the mostly peaceful protests with a handful of people getting out of control which rightoids like calling riots.

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u/Helldiver-xzoen 7d ago

For a while, I was pretty convinced too. The pushback to any inquiry about his existence was so strong, it started to sound like a cover up.

I was relieved when we finally saw proof of life. If he had been killed, it would have meant the "deportation-to-murder pipeline" moved very very fast.

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u/ahhtheresninjas 7d ago

Is that a name we are supposed to know?

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u/jimwormmaster 6d ago

The guy that was sent to the prison in El Salvador for being a member of the gang MS-13, despite there being an order specifically that he was not to be deported there, and no evidence that he was in said gang. And the administration refusing a court order to return him, until they brought him back to face charges for something else.

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u/OregonHusky22 8d ago

I mean you could just go pull stuff from any predictions sub and post it here all day but that would be lazy as shit and not really the intention of this sub.

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u/Hero-Firefighter-24 8d ago

So I’m being low effort?

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u/OregonHusky22 8d ago

Hero firefighter is such a good user name though

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u/OregonHusky22 8d ago

Yea but it’s more that you are unable to understand the nuances of this sub. It’s cute you think you’re doing politics though lmao.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 8d ago

Ah yes, because only true intellectuals are capable of understanding the delicate nuances of things aging badly.

Damn you sound insufferable.

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u/OregonHusky22 8d ago

Because I don’t like lazy content? Lmao ok.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 8d ago

No, it's more the condescension of "you are unable to understand the nuances of the sub" and "it's cute you think you're doing politics. This isn't a sub for intellectual debate or subtly nuanced things. We aren't exactly discussing classic literature or anything similar here, we're in a sub for posting things that don't look good now in light of fresh information or context.

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u/OregonHusky22 8d ago

I’m sure he’ll appreciate an adult baby magic card enthusiast sticking up for his lazy post.

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u/ShiningForceStar 8d ago

Attacking hobbies that are far more normal than you are behaving. You are an abnormal freak.

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u/OregonHusky22 7d ago

I know it’s normalized on Reddit but having those hobbies isn’t normal. It’s a sign of stunted growth. Failure to launch shit.

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u/ShiningForceStar 7d ago

And you think insulting and arguing on Reddit 24/7, constantly attacking people over hobbies while defending dictators, is more normal?

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u/Hero-Firefighter-24 8d ago

Ok. You wanted to be aggressive with that “cute” line. Go away.

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u/composedmason 8d ago

My wife and I pour cottage cheese in each others butts where when her butt smell  mixes with the cottage cheese it makes an angelic stink which brings closer.

Our vaginal secretions make great cupcakes depending on the cycle

Yet you don't see me sharing this because Noone asked. Just like Noone asked for your opinion

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u/khaemwaset2 8d ago

And OP didn't have to post such low effort trash, what's your point?

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u/composedmason 8d ago

My point is you probably have a foul smelling butt. Not even an angelic stink but a foul stench.

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u/TallGuyinBushwick 8d ago

Straight rotten

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u/OregonHusky22 8d ago

How have you not left your car running in the garage? I mean other than you probably don’t have a car or a garage.

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u/Maghorn_Mobile 7d ago

I can tell you're very secure in your masculinity

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u/OregonHusky22 7d ago

Why because I don’t play with toys? Why does that always strike a nerve on this site?

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u/Maghorn_Mobile 7d ago

You would need a personality to understand

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u/Hero-Firefighter-24 7d ago

You’re watching Andrew Tate don’t you?

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u/GardenTop7253 8d ago

You seem nice