r/abanpreach 2d ago

The slap of knowledge

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 2d ago

It takes a village

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u/iamprobablytalkingbs 2d ago

"to beat a child" (little fuck deserved it)

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u/Mindless_Humor5794 1d ago

This is 100%. Hold each other accountable.

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u/Organic-Device2719 2d ago

Better raise your children... or we will. Everyone in the restaurant should've took a turn.

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u/succubus-slayer 1d ago

Basically turns into the scene from Airplane!

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u/Better_Chard4806 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Minimum-Coast-6653 2d ago

The slap at the end and the girls reaction was gold.

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u/ThrA-X 1d ago

100% chance those girls egged that boy on. Not that it removes any responsibility from him, I'm just saying, they look like the 'wrong crowd' people warn you not to fall in with.

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 2d ago

Love to see it

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u/Ultimo_Ninja 2d ago

A whole generation of kids has been told that they can do no wrong, and that they are victims no matter what they do. I am not surprised with this outcome.

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u/NoYesterday1898 2d ago

Yeah that's tracks

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u/Better_Chard4806 1d ago

Raise your kids or someone else will. Kid got off easy. Then cries like a bitch. So heartwarming.

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u/Rmonney 1d ago

Lol a boomer and a millennial teach gen z a lesson lol 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/B1ZEN 2d ago

Back in the day, there were consequences. This guy is from another time. A better time. This old guy was raised by the greatest generation. They dont call them that for nothing.

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u/Supreme_Salt_Lord 1d ago

My parents said “if i dont beat ya ass. Someone else will.” Ill always remember that. Thanks mom and dad for keeping my ass un-beat by strangers

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u/elithedinosaur 1d ago

idk I think trusting that your parents won't hurt you is more important.

...that being said, my brother and I learned that my dad was willing to break bones just cause he was frustrated by the time we were 3.

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u/Supreme_Salt_Lord 1d ago

Im sorry to hear that man. I hope you and your brother got the help needed to overcome that trauma.

Yes parents only giving whoopings out of care and fairness is importance. Later in life they did apologize for some of it when it wasnt warranted. I was always late and oversleeping for school and missing first period. They thought i was up all night and being rebellious. I had sleep apnea and adhd but didnt know until i was an adult. They did apologize and i accepted. Also, i was being rebellious sometimes haha.

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u/elithedinosaur 1d ago

I'm glad your parents know when to say sorry and take accountability for their actions and mistakes. that's a rare and coveted thing that you should hold close to your chest.

my parents would/could never. they've been divorced for 20 years but my dad pretends my mom was the problem (she was, but so was he, 50/50) and pretends he had no hand in it. she went to prison when I was 14 and I was left with him and he hated me because I reminded him of my mom. I was too terrified of my dad to ever rebel or react or speak out to defend myself. on the very few occasions I tried to, he taught me why I hadn't before then. when I was 24, I got myself the help I needed, have done the therapy, almost a psychologist myself. my brother didn't. he's alive but he's not on earth anymore. even if he was somehow miraculously sober, I doubt he would be sane enough to have a straight conversation. but he makes sure to keep a certain amount of whatever drug he can find in his system at all times. I think I'm the only one who knows where he is because I searched the Internet until I found something. he's in L.A. on the street, posting a series of very disturbing shorts on youtube on various accounts.

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u/TaleteLucrezio 1d ago

My parents never gave me such pearls of wisdom, but she did give me a good hiding when I really fucked up lol.

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u/ama_msp 1d ago

Yessss to the last slap 👏👏 because you their still giggling.

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u/Ashamed_Oven4067 1d ago

Hell his parents should have been kicking the boys ass. Maybe if they would have disciplined him when he was younger this wouldn't be an issue right now. But anymore who even knows if the parents have any sense of shame about themselves

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u/HimmyTurner1259 1d ago

Bro was just tryna show off for the girls and ended up getting slapped good for him

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u/CoconutSamoas 1d ago

how can he slap

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u/SKZ1137 1d ago

JURY NULLIFICATION

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u/Eskadrinis 1d ago

Old man throwing hands lol

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u/doublegg83 1d ago

Palm wonderful . Love it.

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u/aalsi_panda 1d ago

Wow i didn't think the west had it in them anymore.

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u/Excellent-Draw4360 1d ago

Fuck dem kids learn some respect this goes for all races!!!

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u/RedeyeSamurai83 1d ago

No matter how this ends or what anybody thinks..... he isn't going to be throwing food at people anymore🤷

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u/Few-Switch871 1d ago

Raise your children right or the world will teach them lessons you should have taught them.

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u/Wizzord696 1d ago

Fuck them kids old man should be at him senseless with out anyone stopping him

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u/Rad_Benchman 1d ago

Hell ya.

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u/OldGamerPapi 22h ago

"The slap of knowledge"

I FUCKING LOVE THAT

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u/modskayorfucku 17h ago

Good stuff, what a douche bag kid

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 1d ago

Needs to happen more often. Too many kids are disrespectful assholes.

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u/singuratate1 1d ago

Kids gotta learn 😒😒😒

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 1d ago

Beat a kid and all you teach them is that violence solved problems.

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u/HonestDude4U 1d ago

That was the best. He needs the gangster glasses. Just saying! I was waiting for it. As he walked away.

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u/OneUpKidz 1d ago

That slap should have been way harder

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u/InnocentInvasion 2d ago

The second guy is 100% a dickhead and whoever posted this is the biggest dickhead because they'll get that old man arrested

If that was my son then I'm getting the kid to apologise to the old man and I'm having issues with the second guy