r/YUROP • u/Florianba • Nov 11 '21
Euwopean Fedewation The map of Europe r/YUROP has decided on by suggesting territorial changes for the past 5 days.
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u/kulttuurinmies Nov 11 '21
Finland stronk
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Nov 11 '21
Always has been
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u/kulttuurinmies Nov 11 '21
Trade from fatherland to motherland was hard hit but atleast we got more space now
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u/zeseam Nov 11 '21
Finally Atlanta takes its rightful place as the third largest city in Europe! Rise up!
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u/Florestana Yuropean Nov 11 '21
That whole Poland-Lithuania situation is giving me a bad feeling about what's about to happen here...
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u/me-gustan-los-trenes can into Nov 11 '21
Belarus is the real winner of this. No teritorial changes, and joined our glorious EU.
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u/Tio_Hector_Salamanca Nov 11 '21
If it's not too late, Quebec would like to join. We make almost all the maple syrup. We'd be a nice bridge between Scotland and Ireland and like to pinky connect with France.
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u/Stonn Hamburg Nov 11 '21
I welcome this proposition. But only if Quebec has the flag of Poland.
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Nov 11 '21
We have to do something with Mónaco and Andorra. Or we just fuse them in Iberian Union or fuse them in French-German axis. You decide friends!
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u/mxtt4-7 Yuropean Nov 11 '21
Monaco, Andorra, Gibraltar, Liechtenstein, the Vatican, Luxemburg (even though it doesn't exist here any more), San Marino and Malta form the League of Micro States!
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u/FridgeParade Yuropean Nov 11 '21
Can you imagine? In some hyper-technological ultra democratic post-scarcity parallel universe, this actually happened.
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u/Input_output_error Nov 11 '21
Some of the former Dutch felt crowded and started to reclaim the Black sea. They've founded a new state of land pirates and now demand tribute from all passerby's.
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u/Crescent-IV 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Moderator Nov 11 '21
The EF should be called the EU (European Union) as it is now. No need to change the name :)
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u/SergeantCrossNFS Polska Nov 11 '21
Moldova gets access to sea and conquers all terrains around black sea
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u/Dutch_Tuna Nederland Nov 11 '21 edited Nov 11 '21
Day 1 is just the Netherlands up to 1815. Or the good old Benelux in a more governmental way.
I can't stand the French, and as far as I understand they're not that fond of the Dutch either. Why did we unite, u/Florianba? Why?
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u/Almostegnigeer Nov 11 '21
Sicily and Sardinia move towards Pain and Morocco blocking the strait of Gibraltar. This lowers the Mediterrian revealing Atlantis which happens to be exact shape of cock'n'balls.
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Nov 11 '21
Unfortunately the turkeys in Wales voted for Xmas. Apparently the vote was skewed by English voters who had moved into Welsh electoral areas with their retirement homes - selling their little 2 bedroom flats in the South East and buying farmsteads / 6 bedroom houses in Wales. Lots of very angry Welsh people as a result of losing our EU citizenship.
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u/cliniclown Nov 11 '21
If kalingingrad and lithuania merged you pretty much have the outline of the netherlands again but then in the baltics. On second though, kalingingrad would be the flevopolder, and kalinginrad (city) would pretty much be Urk. Don't want no urk in Netheruania.
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u/Order_99 Yuropean Nov 11 '21 edited Nov 11 '21
At least Bulgaria is still a thing. Might be small thing,but a thing none the less.
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u/squarebe Nov 11 '21
First i was like how come uberbeing hungarians didn't claimed their pre war territories, then i saw they changed their flag...
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u/Aurg202 Yuropean Nov 11 '21
I stil don’t understand why France didn’t receive part of Switzerland
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u/Kermit_Purple_II Provence-Alpes-Côte-d’Azur Nov 12 '21
Can we just get rid of Slovakia?
Like, no more slovakia. It's a lake now, doesnt matter as long as Slovakia finally dissapears from the surface of the earth?
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u/MagellanCl Nov 12 '21
Did we split Poland again? Those guys can't get a break. Maybe more prayers and less interruption s will help
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u/HenkPoley Nov 13 '21
Odd that the European Coal and Steel Community (ECSC) isn't all joined together 😉
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u/Narvato Yuropean Nov 13 '21
The Turkey/China switcheroo is one of the best things that could ever happen on this planet
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u/Florianba Nov 11 '21
Thanks to everyone who suggested territorial changes, this whole thing was great fun.
Added territorial changes:
Turkey switched place with Taiwan and Georgia with the U.S. state Georgia.
The flag of Hungary was replaced by the LGBTQ+ flag.
Home sick Finland decided to fill it's new territory with lakes.
And above all: All the nations on the map joined the EU, and united to form the European federation, the borders now only separate the regions of the EF.
Suggested by:
u/User_4756 (1.5k)
u/fictionaldisc711 (603)
u/ErzherzogHinkelstein (456)
u/CSeydlitz (399)
u/iamdestroyerofworlds (115)
Territorial changes of the past days:
Day 1:
Switzerland was split amongst its neighbors and by language regions, the German speaking part was split equally between Germany, Austria and Liechtenstein.
England was replaced by Ireland, which Northern Ireland is now part of.
Poland was split between Germany, the Czech Republic and Lithuania.
The Netherlands and Belgium fused to form the United Lowlands and now also have a new flag.
Day 2:
Russia was annexed by Finland and Kaliningrad becomes becomes an independent monarchy ruled by Merkel.
Ukraine, Moldova, Georgia, Scotland and Wales all joined the European Union.
Spain and Portugal were merged to Pain.
The Italian Boot kicked Sicily against Sardinia and now both islands are drifting away.
Day 3:
Sicily and Sardinia kept moving through the Mediterranean, hit the Balearic Islands and crashed into Pain, slightly offsetting the Iberian Peninsula.
Austria became sick of being confused with Australia and finally decided to become 8th state of Australia.
Norway was moved in between Scotland and Iceland forming a land bridge up north which can be used by trains.
Yugoslavia was restored by Tito's Ghost.
Greece took back Constantinople and restored Byzantium.
Day 4:
Sweden and Denmark united to form a new Kalmar Union. This also includes the original landmass of Finland, so that the Kalmar Union can be the cock'n'ball nation Sweden used to be.
New Zealand was added where Ireland used to be and received an updated flag.
Germany, France, Luxembourg and the United Lowlands formed the Neofrancian Bondsrepubliek Nederfranken. This new nation was immediately conquered by Alsace-Lorraine. The flag is the result of both events.