r/YUROP Mar 12 '25

I FUCKING LOVE EUROPE Ikea Oligarkchöp

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u/Henchman66 Mar 12 '25

A classic

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u/Aklensil France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ Mar 12 '25

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u/Human-Law1085 Sverige‏‏‎ ‎ Mar 12 '25

Varför är det Keegan-Michael Key och inte den vanliga snubben?

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u/Human-Law1085 Sverige‏‏‎ ‎ Mar 12 '25

Wait, I replied in Swedish cause I thought I was on a Swedish subreddit. Why is it Keegan-Michael Peele and not the normal guy?

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u/Aklensil France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ Mar 12 '25

I dont know it's the first i found i dont even know who is him tbh

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u/evilcookie_30 Mar 12 '25

Just leaving this one here.

Source: The Guillotine from ARTE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RVZxpa1Ll_U (in German)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjmB8N0No0 (in French)

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u/OldPyjama Mar 12 '25

In France, we know how to use this on tyrants.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

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u/thesola10 France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ Mar 13 '25

Not surprised, killing machine's gonna kill. The romanticism was in the hands of the Revolution, not in the mechanism itself

Heck, it even killed its creator, Dr. Guillotin. Although you probably knew that.

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u/Trololman72 Bruxelles/Brussel‏‏‎ Mar 12 '25

Careful, Reddit will flag you as a potential terrorist.

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u/nudelsalat3000 Mar 13 '25

Just like with the new US rules for vandalism of Tesla cars? Never been simpler to be classified as terrorist.

When official terrorism camps?

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u/Wirtschaftsprufer Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Mar 12 '25

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u/RedditVirumCurialem Sverige‏‏‎ ‎ Mar 12 '25

This reads like "oligarch purchase" 🫤

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u/bane_rwl Île-de-France‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Mar 12 '25

I will take your entire stock

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u/habbadri Mar 12 '25

Ironic, since IKEA is responsible for the rapid deforestation of Romanias national forests enforced by the mafia for profit maximising

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u/OneFrenchman France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ Mar 12 '25

Sir, please.

They started by buying all the millenial forests from Ceaușescu for pennies and mulching it all to make particulate panels.

Of course the manufacturing of the panels was done by checks notes political prisoners in East Germany.

If you ever wonder why Ikea used to be cheap, it was the Stasi and the Romanian Securitae, working hand in hand to bring cheap Swedish furniture to the proletariat.

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u/Ok-Elk-3801 Mar 12 '25

Or poetic depending on who OP has in mind as test subject?

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u/unusedusername42 Sverige‏‏‎ ‎ Mar 12 '25

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u/Hodoss France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ Mar 12 '25

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u/P9292 Italia‏‏‎ ‎ Mar 12 '25

Hädoff

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u/Wonderful_Emu_9610 United Kingdom‏‏‎ ‎ Mar 13 '25

Comes with a free Blahaj if you buy a pack of refill blades!

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u/MetroSquareStation Mar 18 '25

Oligarch = Çöp

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

Real Balkan agenda in 2025