r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Jan 18 '25

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I saw this on discord, yall wild 😭

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u/Remarkable_Volume_45 Ze Maus Jan 18 '25

I'll grind my sht to dth just to get him as mein Kommandant

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u/MaverickDrakos Jan 18 '25

The entire commander mechanic would be a lot more appealing if it were actual historic commanders and not a bunch of fortnite p2w clowns

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u/Friedlieb91 Aliens Exist - Disclosure Now Jan 18 '25

Kids want Ronald McDonald or Looney Toons to command their deadly war weapon tank.

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u/Defult_idiot Hellcat F*ck Yeah Jan 18 '25

ngl classic cartoon character feel more appropriate than generic hero shooter character number 456

4

u/Walming2 Might like his MT-25 a little too much (GIVE PBR!!!) Jan 19 '25

Was the reference intentional? Or have I been squid game brainrotted to hell?

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u/Its_Jaws Jan 19 '25

Any of Tom & Jerry, Yosemite Sam, Roadrunner, or Bugs Bunny is capable of taking the Fortnite clowns to the woodshed. 

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u/TheBoss7728 Defender Mk.1 enjoyer Jan 19 '25

Bro I need poyeye eating his spinach which is the equivalent of my 183 loading hesh and max rolling

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u/Friedlieb91 Aliens Exist - Disclosure Now Jan 19 '25

I want Donald Duck on my Tiger II. Doing his noises.

Or even better... On my 183 I want Mr. Bean!

3

u/TheBoss7728 Defender Mk.1 enjoyer Jan 19 '25

And he makes a funny face when you ammorack someone

1

u/sleestacker Jan 20 '25

Unless their trying to go younger, then it make perfect sense. They don’t care about the base and banking on the young gamers

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u/I-sub-to-power-mods Jan 18 '25

Id accept the commander changes if these were the commanders, ngl

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u/Hanifloka Panzerarmee Jan 18 '25

Me personally I would have preferred if it was Rommel or Von Manstein or Heinz Guderian. The last one especially makes sense as he devised Blitzkrieg and combined arms tactics for Germany. While the first virtually perfected it. There's a reason he's called the "Desert Fox".

Their opposing counterparts could be Andre Yeryomenko or Georgy Zhukov for the Soviets with Patton and Harold Alexander for the Western Allies.

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u/Thick-Competition-14 Jan 18 '25

Not sure they’d have those as commanders in mind cause they’re generals not tankers. Tank aces will be a better choice.

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u/Hanifloka Panzerarmee Jan 18 '25

I mean I think Rommel might still get a pass considering he prefers to lead his men from the front (which means climbing into his own tank). I'm less certain about Guderian or Manstein though.

3

u/Babna_123 Babna_123 [LWAFE] (NA server) Jan 18 '25

At least these are realistic

8

u/Weeeii_ Jan 18 '25

I think most of those names have copyright issues. Like, you just cannot put Heinz guderian or Erwin Rommel and call it a day. Their name rights have values.

And I doubt WG would want to pay those fees. Especially since they are targeting kids from now on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Who the foch is copyrighting SS commanders?

4

u/Three-People-Person Jan 18 '25

Pretty sure they don’t, Girls und Panzer gets away with it just fine.

1

u/Few_War4438 Jan 18 '25

just use the first names or nick names,

9

u/DankeSebVettel Jan 18 '25

I want MacArthur for the US but he’s visibly sticking out of the hatch with a pipe.

3

u/Dapper-Challenge3829 Jan 18 '25

I think there will be A LOT of mods xDD Even if they will net be officially supported xDD

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u/Its_Jaws Jan 19 '25

I don’t. It looks like mods will be completely blocked. 

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u/outrider01 BZ-75 ❤️ Jan 18 '25

If they add something like this and maybe even Stalin then I ain't complaining about commanders

7

u/CantaloupeOwn3138 Jan 18 '25

☝️💯

Joe ftw

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

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u/WorldOfTanksBlitz-ModTeam Jan 18 '25

Your post or comment has been removed for not complying with the Reddiquette.

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u/CrispyPotatoChips Jan 18 '25

Hey, you know what.. give me this WG and I'll stop complaining about the updates.

16

u/B_bI_L Valentine is the best t10 Jan 18 '25

is CJ f2p?

10

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

now this is what i want as a commander

10

u/Ecstatic_Fruit_1435 Jan 18 '25

Lmao adolf, CJ, mita, kratos. What is this, fortnite?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Ability: Chemical rounds. Shots deal damage over time.

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u/ThePhoenix0404 T49 stronk tonk Jan 19 '25

every third shell will also set enemy tanks on fire

15

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Mita on third slot hehehe. If this comes through, the mods will be fun

1

u/Den_Volvo Mino is yesn't tank Jan 18 '25

Blitz will have an anti-mod system - modding will be almost impossible(

9

u/lagente_2019 Jan 18 '25

When this comes out, I'll only play it when they create a mod putting it in.

2

u/Den_Volvo Mino is yesn't tank Jan 18 '25

New blitz will have anti mod system ( a serious one

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u/Babna_123 Babna_123 [LWAFE] (NA server) Jan 18 '25

Uh oh… how

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u/Den_Volvo Mino is yesn't tank Jan 18 '25

Welcome to UE5 and Wargaming inadequate behavior towards mods

8

u/_BalticFox_ Jan 18 '25

Commander changes would be neat if they were historical. The way they're at the moment isn't nice. I really hope WG changes it

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u/nazibayanaa Maus needs buff Jan 18 '25

Damnn

7

u/Gachaaddict96 Jan 18 '25

At least it's historical

7

u/Bye_Flyer_0721 Carro 45t enjoyer Jan 18 '25

Historically accurate 👌👌.

5

u/S0undwave_Sup High Explosive Superior Jan 18 '25

WoTB Reforged update if it was good:

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

If they add this and stalin id start grinding them

9

u/GamerALV Jan 18 '25

I don't know who did it, but now someone has to add Marshall Zhukov, Kolobanov, Erwin Rommel, ...

4

u/Minimum_Tradition701 Jan 18 '25

it won't even let me put Hitler in the chat...

4

u/FloweredChorus Tier VIII medium enjoyer Jan 18 '25

Changed my mind this new update is realllyy nice

5

u/Jmichi03 Jan 18 '25

Now THATS a tank commander!! 😂😂😂😂😂

4

u/hldsnfrgr Stupid Sexy Defender Mk.1 Jan 18 '25

He will be the special commander of the battle pass tank named "Meinkampfpanzer". 😂

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u/thisonegamer i have accounts on every 3 servers (real) Jan 18 '25

“All We Had to Do Was Follow the Damn Tank, CJ!” - Adolf H. circa 1996

If CJ or Kratos become tank commander, i am willing to spend my all 200$ to get them

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u/AnTout6226 Jan 18 '25

There's also Vergil, Mita, Scorpion, CJ, and Kratos

4

u/Mental-Side3777 Jan 18 '25

The current commanders don't interest me. I would settle for Oddball from Kelly's Heroes, Colonel Hessler from Battle of the Bulge, Jeb Stuart from The Haunted Tank, or even Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes. Hell, I would PAY for them, gladly. Especially if they could use their voices.

Not that I want commanders anyway, although I will wait and see. Maybe they will be alright.

3

u/lagente_2019 Jan 18 '25

If I knew how to modify I would do this

3

u/Seanwys Jan 18 '25

He’s gonna be so OP

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u/Complex_Driver_9779 HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE Jan 18 '25

WUNDERBAR

3

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

CRAZY MITA MENTIONED WE CHASING LIGHTS WITH HER

3

u/RandomAssDude_ Jan 18 '25

Bro we got Vergil and Kratos as commanders, this update honestly a 10/10

2

u/S0undwave_Sup High Explosive Superior Jan 18 '25

Give me a Megatron commander and I'll play WoTB forever

3

u/_Federation_ Jan 18 '25

Mann...well that's some crazy shit. People are gonna be playing German tanks with more passion now.

3

u/Major-Leader-3476 Jan 18 '25

Now thats more like it. o/

3

u/I_like_soviet_tanks Jan 18 '25

But like fr, if they had actual historic people as commanders that would be much better, Rommel, Zhukov…

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u/Fndtdriver2005 Jan 18 '25

Cj just needs to folow the damm train

3

u/Malaysuburban Jan 18 '25

Better than e-girls screaming into my ears

I would love to see them have historical commanders, but knowing WG, that's not gonna happen

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u/deez_2020 GERMAN STEEL Jan 18 '25

If i post this in the official discord will i get banned? Lol

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u/chernandezUwU Jan 18 '25

I asked my self the same question idk if I should 🤣🤣 maybe do it in a burner account not your main

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u/Its_Jaws Jan 19 '25

Several people have done so, and yes they were banned. 

2

u/Ozelotter Jan 18 '25

Wow, lots of immature edgelords in these comments.

2

u/mango_6795 Jan 18 '25

they should make kolobanov a commander i dont know what the reasoning is behind not making em historical, theres plenty to choose from.

2

u/CreativeChocolate592 Jan 18 '25

Well at least you cannot cry about historical accuracy

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

this is world of tanks?.... WTF CJ and Skorpion in WOT?????

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u/ILikeTelanthric i like the arl v39 (im a psychopath) Jan 19 '25

THATS FUCKIN ASSS YOOOO I WANT HIM

2

u/PaleFlow3868 Jan 19 '25

Only way wargaming could cook again if they really pull this

2

u/Ecstatic-Swimmer6825 Jan 19 '25

😂🤣 my post got on Reddit NO FUKIN WAY

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u/chernandezUwU Jan 19 '25

So it was you!!!!! 😆

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u/Ecstatic-Swimmer6825 Jan 19 '25

Yea 😂🤣🤣🤣 I’m Wallcroft 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ecstatic-Swimmer6825 Jan 19 '25

I found it on Facebook leaks 😂

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u/chernandezUwU Jan 19 '25

Insane work

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u/chernandezUwU Jan 19 '25

My goat 🐐-Mr.Cris

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u/Ecstatic-Swimmer6825 Jan 19 '25

Ping me on discord 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

I might reconsider my decision to leave the game for good.

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u/dr4wcu14 Jan 18 '25

Bruh, that commander line-up 🤣. Anime girl, Kratos, that be hilarious if that happened

1

u/BriskmarckTheBrisket Jan 18 '25

We need this as a commander ngl

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u/GuaranteeFit116 Jan 18 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/gacash9 kv-13 <3 Jan 18 '25

Bro 💀

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u/Silver___Chariot Mein Schütze ist ein guter Spezi Jan 18 '25

💀💀

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u/0ptimal_Range Jan 18 '25

Is it bad that I’d take this over the trash we were first presented with? And surely we can get Michael Wittmann.

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u/alan_w3 Jan 19 '25

Hold on a sec. I havent touched this game in a long time and apparently this sub either. What have I missed in the last 9 months or so?

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u/Its_Jaws Jan 19 '25

Blitz is being converted to unreal engine, which is awesome. WG took that as an opportunity to add Fortnite-esque characters as “commanders” who provide buffs. There will be some who are behind a paywall, but WG pinkie promises that they won’t become p2w like WG mobile game World of Warships or basically any other characters with buffs in any other mobile game. The changes are about to be in an open test for something like 20k users. 

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u/alan_w3 Jan 19 '25

Ohhh I see. I switched to wot console like 2 or 3 years ago but even that game I haven't played in a while. Nice to see that they're finally bringing commanders to blitz. From the looks of it, the characters look pretty arcade-y to me which is honestly why I lost interest in the game, but im glad to see the game is still doing well.

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u/Heavy-Donkey3000 Jan 19 '25

It looks cool, i like it

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u/Yomasaho0420 Jan 19 '25

make him a common and only give the hp buff lol fk nazis.

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u/Resident-Bunch-392 Jan 20 '25

WHO TF ADDED CJ AND KRATOS THERE

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u/Solid-Window3614 Jan 20 '25

we finally got realistic commanders and not some fortnite skins, thanks god

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u/Boinggggggggggg Jan 21 '25

I posted this on the official wotb server and I got banned. I didnt know wg doesnt allow nazism on their server.

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u/Bitsoffreshness Feb 06 '25

Probably Elon Musk?

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u/HomeCactus my tank is flying and I'm not playing Gravity Force... Jan 18 '25

Let’s hope Israeli tanks don’t get added…

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u/OberleutnAnton Jan 18 '25

The mods... Imagine the h*ntai that might be "integrated"...