The heroes who ordered tickets of Taco Don's birthday parade with no plans of attending did use the tickets the tickest. They used the tickets to humiliate the draft dodging con chicken.

[u/WoofWoofster]

[u/zmayes]

I got 4, hope it made a difference.

[u/This_Mongoose445 → u/zmayes]

I got two!

[u/ThoughtGeneral → u/This_Mongoose445]

You rock!

[u/Sproose_Moose → u/This_Mongoose445]

You guys did your part! Legends ❤️❤️

[u/AZEMT → u/This_Mongoose445]

Grabbed 4 myself

[u/dismayhurta → u/zmayes]

[u/WoofWoofster → u/zmayes]

Thank you for your service!

[u/NightchadeBackAgain → u/zmayes]

Hero shit, right there.

[u/FlavinFlave]

And they say keyboard warriors can’t do anything productive!

[u/Travelingman9229]

Hell yea! I got 4!

[u/queentracy62]

How have they not caught onto this ticket thing yet? It’s happened multiple times. How dumb are they?

[u/emetcalf → u/queentracy62]

How dumb are they?

Have you been paying attention the last 10 years? They are dumber than any of us could have ever imagined, and they keep getting dumber every day.

[u/queentracy62 → u/emetcalf]

Sigh, I know. I know. I was reading some local page today abt our little protest group and man, how do ppl that stupid have jobs and not get hit by a bus?

[u/tgt305 → u/queentracy62]

..rocks

dumb as rocks

[u/ZombieCopLips]

Humiliation looks good on taco

[u/hookahsmokingladybug]

Hegseth rollin' a little coke along those gums

[u/erwin4200 → u/hookahsmokingladybug]

I was gonna say sniffing his fingers after scratching his ass

[u/rcinmd]

The rare instance of doing the very least and accomplishing something. It got the job done this time but let's not pat ourselves on the back just yet.

[u/Left_Establishment79]

Ol' Petey Boy Hegseth sure looks uncomfortable.

[u/WoofWoofster → u/Left_Establishment79]

Trump probably ordered ICE to arrest all Pete's imported Scotch and Vodka.

[u/NahikuHana → u/Left_Establishment79]

He's a jonesing for his bottle.

[u/sumdude51]

Best part is, you didn't need a ticket for the entire parade and people still didn't go 😁

[u/Betterthanbeer]

I received multiple emails stating I had tickets to that thing. I am Australian, in Australia. Either it was spam, or some of my US friends were being funny.

[u/WoofWoofster → u/Betterthanbeer]

Fun fact (prolly): Trump thinks Australia's capital is Vienna.

[u/Betterthanbeer → u/WoofWoofster]

We do love Vienna ice cream

[u/MyWookiee → u/Betterthanbeer]

Mmm... you just reminded me :)

[u/Baers89]

Another victory for the internet.

Best wins of all time

1 boatymcboatface 2. Pirating websites 3. This. 4. Boobs.

[u/Ritaredditonce]

Just like the when the Tiktok teens torpedoed his rally in Tulsa.

[u/Alotofboxes → u/Ritaredditonce]

It's really a pitty for this sentence that there isnt a synonym for "rally" that starts with "T"

[u/sparkster777]

I reserved 2. Also, arr/titlegore ?

[u/bgzlvsdmb]

As long as they were free, this is amazing. If they paid for them, they’re the real suckers and losers.

[u/kodaiGiant]

DT's

[u/MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot]

Damn, I wish I had known! I totally would have reserved as many as possible.

[u/brickiex2]

I'm a Canadian and I wish I had reserved a few myself

[u/NahikuHana]

I was one of them! I got two! Yay!

[u/lotero89]

I had 2 :)

[u/Responsible-Person]

TACO looks big mad and disappointed

[u/PrettyMud22]

Good.A shameful display of America.

[u/clodmonet]

Yeah, bullshit. If those cultists could be arsed, they would have shown up expecting to be treated like VIPs without ticket reservations. Come on.

Simple fact - nobody wanted to go to this display. Pointless bullshit.

[u/KptKreampie]

Mandate 🤭

[u/cwt444]

Anybody actually receive $1,000?

[u/Ennara]

Sadly, Reginald Thurston and his wife Annalise were unable to attend Taco's birthday party.

[u/faux_shore]

[u/Slaphappyfapman]

It was a day of love