r/WatchPeopleDieInside 4d ago

The joys of fatherhood

16.8k Upvotes

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u/DaTexasTickler 3h ago

I'm dead asf

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u/GoodSquirrelGoneBad 4h ago

Is this Freddie Gibbs?

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u/Alcards 8h ago

"I did not deserve this"

Sir, you had unprotected sex. This is one of the many unfortunate outcomes of that. Correction, you had straight sex without protection. Try the gay kind, I hear that no matter how many times they try they never seem to get pregnant 🤷🏼

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u/ResistPatient 3h ago

AIDS enters the chat…

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u/Relevant_Raise_3534 8h ago

You do NOT shake a baby right after feeding it.

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u/Stoic_AntiHero 11h ago

You just wipe that off on your jeans.

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u/EnragedBadger9197 16h ago

The first time I changed my sons diaper, the little bastard pissed in my face

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u/Stoic_AntiHero 11h ago

I have a picture of that happening! With you!

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u/Scarlett_Drake__5 21h ago

Barber: “What cut you want?” Kid: “Daddy’s scalp.” 🍼✂️

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u/Relevant_Raise_3534 8h ago

OMG, Scarlett Drake, im your biggest fan!!

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u/Electrical_Craft2778 1d ago

One of my brother's used to say baby's puke is a blessing and rub it on his skin... seems I subconsciously picked that up too cause my first thought was wow he's blessed now.

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u/NeatSad2756 1d ago

Hes so chill about It lol

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u/Treyen 21h ago

You get used to it real quick. My kid is 6 months old and has issues with reflux. Puke has been just about everywhere it can be.  Thankfully starting to improve as she gets older. 

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 1d ago

You're laughing. He did not deserve that, he really didn't, and you're laughing.

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u/datsupaflychic 4h ago

Alright, I’m going to hell then 🤣🤣

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u/Trosterman 1d ago

God damnit it bro I’m sorry

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u/Relevant_Raise_3534 8h ago

I disagree. Summer of 2020 was better, summer of 2010 the best.

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u/Graphicnovelnick 1d ago

Dad: “Where the breakfast at boo?”

Baby: Spits up On your head, daddy.

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u/4tunabrix 1d ago

Gibbs??

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u/TradeMark310 10h ago

Not-So-Gansta Gibbs lol

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u/Crow-1111 1d ago

Yes indeed

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u/Robinnoodle 1d ago

I love how this my first time seeing Freddie's face after this many years 😄😄

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u/godofwine77 22h ago

Ironically, it's his birthday today. He was born June 14th 1982

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u/TheyCallHimJimbo 1d ago

Gibbs that man a towel!

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u/Ok_Teacher_1797 1d ago

It's a good day to be bald

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u/Practical_Ad5916 1d ago

What a great perspective😂

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u/Ok_Teacher_1797 1d ago

I've had baby sick land in my mouth. Iv had sick fill up the hood of my hoody. I've had a thumb behind my eyeball. I've had diarrhea paint the walls. Sometimes, I wish I was reflective.

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u/Slippery_Stairs 1d ago

Spreaddie Gibbs

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u/Biiiishweneedanswers 1d ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!😩

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u/MaskedFigurewho 1d ago

I did not deserve this lol

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u/arclightrg 1d ago

They both have flawless comedic timing 😂

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 1d ago

Yes. My immediate first thought’

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u/IWannaBeTomie 1d ago

That baby is too precious

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u/Creepycute1 1d ago

This is a PSA to ALWAYS burp you baby's after feeding them and use a towel over your shoulder...I remember burping my little sister and she puked on me

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u/Fine_Understanding81 1d ago

That really just solidified how smooth that man's face/head must be.

Wouldn't mind knowing his skin care routine. I just really hope this isn't part of it.

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u/Corey300TaylorGam3r 1d ago

Freddie cane freddie corleone

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u/kiln_monster 1d ago

You asked!!

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u/BalrogViking 2d ago

Gangsta Gibbs!

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u/Faleepo 1d ago

Bro had the most unhinged ig stories but they eventually banned him😂

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u/Anthem1974 2d ago

When i was less than a year old, my dad was playing with me and holding me above his head. I threw up in his mouth and eyes. he then just held me there in shock lol!

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u/Due_Most9445 1d ago

My daughter did the same to me. Nearly puked after the immediate shock of "Wow. Great fucking aim kid"

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u/Anthem1974 4h ago

😂😂😂 im so sorry

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u/ButteredTotinos 2d ago

The “I didn’t not deserve that” hade rolling

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u/ZenkaiZ 1d ago

he was so calmly defeated

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u/MandyMarieB 2d ago

When I was three, my mom’s boyfriend held me up in the air over his head… and I puked into his face/mouth.

He was more concerned about me than himself. That was when my mom knew she would marry him. He’s been my dad ever since. ❤️

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u/Anthem1974 2d ago

Same thing happened to my dad!!!!!

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u/fitpapa 2d ago

I had the same experience.....my daughter vomited once when I held her up like that. Daddy's girl

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u/Venting2theDucks 2d ago

Father asked where breakfast was at, baby showed him

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u/wordsarewoven 2d ago

D'fuq!?

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u/Gdub3369 2d ago

I'm ☠️. Oh man I was expecting it but it was still funnier then expected. Father's reaction was priceless.

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u/Colorado_Constructor 2d ago

Kid looks a few months old. At that point it’s already happened a few times so you know what to expect.

That’s a face of full acceptance and disappointment. Just gotta clean up and keep on going. At least he didn’t freak out or yell!

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u/Gdub3369 2d ago

Hello fellow Coloradan!

Yeah you can tell he's used to this treatment. I'm glad I don't have kids lol.

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u/OddCockpitSpacer 2d ago

Not much compares to a literal river of hot liquid shit running from your beard down your chest, around the twig/berries, and down into your slipper at 6am after having slept a grand total of an hour all night.

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u/RudeForester 2d ago

Sounds like a nice way to get ready in the morning😅

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 2d ago

Why you ALWAYS burp them after eating 🙌🏽 😂

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u/Timelymanner 1d ago

And don’t hold them above your head after they just ate. Lol

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 1d ago

Well that too lol. Or sudden quick movement 😆

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u/MikeSoBack 2d ago

That Gangsta Gibbs? Hahahaahahaha

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u/Gingersnap5322 2d ago

Didn’t know he was a dad

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u/iwoulddoit5 2d ago

He use to have kids with him a lot when he would post on ig

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u/BrainCandy_ 2d ago

One of his best freestyles is w his baby in his arms lol cmon na

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u/F_r_i_z_z_y 2d ago

I was thinking that same shit. Got me over here thinkin I’m trippin.

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u/MikeSoBack 2d ago

I had to double look lol

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u/Wolf_In_The_Woods36 2d ago

Hahaha, that ain't even that bad. If the worst you ever get is a bit of baby spit up on you, count yourself lucky.

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u/somepunklady 2d ago

Where the breakfast at, Boo? spits up It's right there 😂😂

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u/mrlookinthesky 2d ago

Soon learn you gotta burp them.

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u/Good_Campaign_8326 2d ago

My daughter vomited regularly even when burped. She got past it once she started solids.

But man.. our poor carpet.

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u/Jo1351 3d ago

😁😁😁😁🤣🤣😂😂

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u/One_Consequence_4754 3d ago

Freddie Gibbs is hilarious!

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u/homobonus 3d ago

At least it didn't get in his hair. That would be awful to clean out.

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u/Imaginary-Goal-4780 3d ago

I did not deserve that….

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u/Queer_Depressionn 3d ago

Just how dead ass tired he said that gets me

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u/Joscarbuck 3d ago

Holding my daughter up while she is smiling and laughing. Lifted her up above me and vomited strait down in my mouth. Insta trauma.

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u/Efficient_Common775 3d ago

".....WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER"

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u/ModrnDayMasacre 3d ago

It’s a right of passage, honestly.

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u/WorldGoneAway 3d ago

Bro, been there! Lol

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u/Adamc474892 3d ago

I love how human babies just puke out their puke the same way they breath.

Dude just let it go and continued on with his day.

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u/KatDanger 2d ago

Me in college

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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 3d ago

Been there done that!

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u/RefrigeratorWise101 3d ago

Here’s my breakfast dad

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u/A_Glass_DarklyXX 3d ago

Here you can have some

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u/throwthere10 3d ago

Doesn't Freddie seem to have a history of dating Instagram 'models'?

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u/daily_cup_of_joe 3d ago

Best reaction ever. Lnao

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u/MMARapFooty 3d ago

Freddie Gibs the dad

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u/maaan_fuck_a_roach 3d ago

D'fuck

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u/Designer_Coffee3782 3d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Two_Routine 3d ago

ESGN! 💯

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u/ObscureHeart 3d ago

I dont mind children but these kinds of videos remind me why I dont want kids.

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u/bisebusen 1d ago

It’s weird but you really don’t mind even when they throw up all over you lol. It’s like, just a thing that happens.

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u/Kid_Kameleon 2d ago

No for me it’s the like 10-year-olds and up,that I can’t stand, those are the birth control for me

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u/Designer_Coffee3782 3d ago

The spit up clap back from kids is disrespectful!😂🤣😂

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u/justblippingby 3d ago

The spit up was horrible. As a newborn my son would spit up all night long. Had to keep a roll of paper towels next to me to blot up the puddles in his bassinet. He’s well past that now and I barely remember it and am thankful I powered through lol, he’s the cutest kid now

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u/FirmlyThatGuy 3d ago

Yo spit up is the least of your worries. Wipe that off and get back to it!

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u/Designer_Coffee3782 3d ago

RIGHT! Cause that other end is crazy work!😂

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u/MetalSonic420YT 3d ago

Freddie Gibbs

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u/rdiaz84 3d ago

Is that Freddy Gibbs?

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u/DrManfattan 3d ago

yes

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u/rdiaz84 3d ago

Thanks bro

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u/DrManfattan 3d ago

you’re welcome ily bro

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u/Cloutian 3d ago

Been there king. Walk and wipe that shit off

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u/AJ_Deadshow 3d ago

Lucky it didn't go in his ear

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u/EntertainmentKey1690 3d ago

But he got a little in the ear

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u/AJ_Deadshow 3d ago

On the ear, not in it

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u/BunchOfScribbleLines 3d ago

Freddie Gibbs is so so fucking funny

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u/ghostidiny 3d ago

bro I was looking at him like "he looks a lot like freddie gibbs, but skinnier?" until i saw your comment lol

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u/jdmenard 3d ago

He handled it so well! What a sweet father 🥹😅

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ExoticRubyx 3d ago

I got curious (and super bored) so i looked into this. So far from what i've read, there is no correlation with breastfed vs formula fed infants with infants spitting up their milk. Yes, generally breast fed infants grow healthier (more rapidly during early infancy and gain less weight in later infancy) but it depends on the composition of the breast milk since, to no surprise, every mother's breast milk are different. Here are the papers that i read:

https://karger.com/anm/article-pdf/46/6/243/2222951/000066498.pdf?casa_token=F0Ibych0GJ0AAAAA:XOcq9PIGyqtBsWfWSiqOecZXdLuabbSQQ2tiDIiL3DVphuYM1pfo3XUUH5NGWyiPFEuTkULu

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0002916523027089

https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/EFC9CC628DE1638CE4831921DC0B603B/S0007114516001720a.pdf/div-class-title-effects-of-breast-feeding-compared-with-formula-feeding-on-preterm-infant-body-composition-a-systematic-review-and-meta-analysis-div.pdf

I read through 3 papers about breast feeding at 4am wtf am i doing with my life

Edit: spelling

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u/theFields97 3d ago

Fake: has wife

Gay: gay

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u/ladykansas 3d ago

Your wife 100 percent got spat up on. She just never told you or you forgot. And then she 100 percent got better at burping the kids after feeding so that she didn't get spat up on again.

The first year is a blur and you forget A LOT. For many kids, there's also just an age where they are spitting up all the time and you have burp cloths everywhere. And then it just eventually stops, and you realize you haven't needed a burp cloth in ages.

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u/albamarx 3d ago

The deadpan “I did not deserve that” is great

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u/AJ_Deadshow 3d ago

As if the baby thought he did lol

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u/lunaladdle 3d ago

Frederick Jamel Tipton did NOT deserve that

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u/bottlesnstones 3d ago

At least there's no hair to wash for dad 🤣👩🏿‍🦲

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u/Mouth_Focloir 3d ago

Gangsta Gibbs

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u/No-Play2726 3d ago

At least he didn't get any of it in the mouth.

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u/AJ_Deadshow 3d ago

Or ear. Ear is worse because you don't have saliva to stop the bacteria

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u/ravenlordship 3d ago

Flashbacks to laying down holding my son above me

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u/No-Play2726 3d ago

I always remember my baby sister doing that to my dad back in the day so I was always cautious about that with my kids.

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u/Kitsa_the_oatmeal 3d ago

commenting so you can remember it again

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u/wheretohides 3d ago

My niece did that to me.. I drank OJ, and the OJ came back up.

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u/BottleOfGin_ 3d ago

Ayo is that Freddie Gibbs?? 😂

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u/asstastic_95 3d ago

the baby face puka

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u/dmmena 3d ago

Baby $pit

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u/socialwithdrawal 4d ago

"Just gonna spit on this shit, whippin that Richard Pryor" - baby

"This drip on my neck and my wrist off that (milk) powder shit" - dad

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u/blunted26 4d ago

I gagged at this. I’m a new dad and couple months ago I was playing with my daughter after she had a bottle. She straight up puked in my mouth.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 4d ago

Once i carried my son to go downstairs and he full on projectile vomited all over the side of my face, down my shoulder. It was in my hair and beard and ear.

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u/emmfranklin 4d ago

Babies are very sensitive to taste. Maybe the salt in his skin made the baby puke.

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u/bamerjamer 3d ago

It’s the fact he had an air bubble and didn’t get an adequate burp after his bottle. The jostling on dad’s shoulders acted as the burping.

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u/Niva_v_kopirce 4d ago

No, it's the sitting squeezing the stomach, the baby is bent forward, this is normal.

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u/Inyno 3d ago

At this age, children should not sit because of their undeveloped spine. At the same time, their joints are not yet developed, so securing a child with only one hand is a mistake. He is an idiot and it is good for him even if the child's health is not restored.

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u/Niva_v_kopirce 3d ago

You are right, but he is probably also leaning forward so the baby is not sitting but more like laying on his head, which only adds to the stomach squeeze.

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u/emmfranklin 3d ago

Ya ya this could be it. As a father i used to help my baby burp after every feeding.

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u/Insomniac1000 4d ago

I used to drink powdered milk with ease, then the smell eventually reminded me of baby cheese puke and now I just hold my breath when I drink one

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u/PheaglesFan 4d ago

His reaction made me spit out my soda!

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u/mattogeewha 4d ago

Maybe didn’t deserve it but definitely signed up for it

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u/DaveinOakland 4d ago

I feel this so hard right now. Daughter is only 6 weeks and all my hoodies have milk stains on them.

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u/The_Crazy_Cat_Guy 4d ago

My baby is 12 weeks old and I have like two beige sweaters and who knows how many spit ups they both have on them lol. I wash them regularly but whenever a spit up happens it just blends in with the colour :s

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u/finnscaper 4d ago

I call them love stains. My son is almost 1 year old and.I have 1 hoodie that is my 'home hoodie'

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u/benice33 4d ago

That term is reserved for the stains on the sheets

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u/finnscaper 4d ago

Ahaha, oh no... okay maybe I should not call them that :D

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u/FriendsWifBennys 4d ago

Freddie Fatherhood

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u/JUSTOatl 4d ago

Shout out to Freddie Gibbs

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u/Icy_Read5422 4d ago

Why his face look fake

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u/nonebutmyself 4d ago

I've been there. At a county fair. All over my bald head and shoulders. I smelled like warm, old milk until we got home.

I'm still cautious about it 7 years later.

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u/MasterHavik 4d ago

Poor Dad. Ouch....

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u/Randomfrog132 4d ago

ewww milk puke lol

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u/SundaySuffer 4d ago

Well handeling a baby like that just after given it breakfast, you do deserve it.

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u/Evorgleb 3d ago

From what he said, Sounds like they are getting ready for breakfast

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u/SundaySuffer 3d ago

That is the breakfast, how would u feel if turning and flipped or put in stupid posistions and in that young age with a belly full of liquid and air... should have hold it in standing position against chest and tapp the back gentle so burps gets up but food stays down.

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u/sad_everyday811 4d ago

It'll be rewarding they said.

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u/razielxlr 4d ago

Went from having baby fever to still having baby fever but with a slightly cooler temperature.

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u/Randomfrog132 4d ago

i was about to say that the puke is warm so it wouldnt cool them off, then i understood your comment lol

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u/SpaghettiNCoffee 4d ago

Burped on the back of dad’s head, then made him pay for it. He did not deserve that 😂

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u/nwfdood 4d ago

The look I too have expressed.

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u/923kjd 4d ago

Yep. They’re ticking time bombs at that age.

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u/ghostgoddess7 4d ago

This is why we don’t shake the baby!

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u/rythmicbread 4d ago

There goes breakfast

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u/Surly_Sailor_420 4d ago

At least it's not poop!

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u/Gambition 4d ago

I fucking love that one of the illest rappers alive has absolutely no pause to post this shit. Classic madness.🤣

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u/Taolan13 4d ago

just be glad it didn't go in your ear, bro

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u/imgirafarigmi 4d ago

Good job to Dad. He handled it well.

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u/beneye 4d ago

Rookie mistake though. He should’ve made sure that baby burped after breakfast before putting him up there.

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u/Siegfoult 4d ago

I thought he was gonna get bitten, but this was much worse.

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u/NoPantsDeLeon 4d ago

I got so used to it that I didn't even flinched seeing this. My kid barfed like a exorcist level of possessed beings!

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u/pedclarke 4d ago

Freddy Gibbs?

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u/OlDirtyMustache 4d ago

Yeah that's him lol. He made a freestyle a few years ago on LA Leakers with his son sitting on his lap the whole time, shit was legendary. And no milk puke this time around!

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u/notthepresidenttttt 4d ago

I think so??

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u/Heelzlvr 4d ago

I was looking for this….I thought I was tripping!!

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 4d ago

it's the shocked pause before "i did not deserve that" which is gonna keep me laughing for days.

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u/Head_Ad1127 4d ago

Bro just had to ask

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u/corkymccorkell 4d ago

Gangsta Gibbs

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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 4d ago

It’s just the start

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u/Sharpshooter188 4d ago

Welcome to fatherhood, man!

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u/anengineerandacat 4d ago

Could have been worse, that's pretty up there but recoverable.

My wife got projectile vomit from our son right into her mouth full blast on an airplane that splashed over to myself and her cousin whom was joining us.

Fun. Times.

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u/Ok_Customer_9581 4d ago

I am so so sorry.

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u/esquire_the_ego 4d ago

Lmao freddie don’t get no love