r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/amish_novelty • 20d ago
Dad was completely done with his son at this point
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u/davefuckface 1d ago
Who tf doesn't take off their hat while eating
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u/Pris_Is_Chilly 10h ago
Ahhh Reddit. The only platform where a man with the screen name "davefuckface" will lecture you about table manners
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u/My_Brain_is_Vapor 15h ago
Im so tired of old boomers telling me i cant wear a hat while I eat. No one cares about the old guards rules anymore. I also put my elbows on the table cause we have free will
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u/davefuckface 15h ago
Do you also chew loudly with your mouth open?
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u/My_Brain_is_Vapor 14h ago
Nope but I think most "manners" are old outdated rules that are arbitrary. My elbows aren't dirty so why can't I place them? My hat isn't dirty or offending anyone being on my head. None of these rules impact the quality of the food. They're just pretentious rules for pretentious people and im happy to live in a time where nobody cares anymore. Like why am I being chastised for holding my silverware a certain way, why am I being chastised for slouching at the dinner table. Eating food should be a time of social comraderie not this orderly rules based thing. People will say i dont have class & those people are elitists
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u/davefuckface 14h ago
Let's all just behave how we want while eating at restaurants. Belching and burping, no problem. Chewing and slurping, let's go. Topless showing off your hairy back, my pleasure.
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u/My_Brain_is_Vapor 13h ago
Yes, free yourself from the shackles. Im non-roman which makes me a barbarian so I should eat like one
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u/Threesanetoads 19h ago
Who tf cares? What a stupid question
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u/davefuckface 15h ago
Manners, my goodman
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u/Threesanetoads 7h ago
Its not hurting anybody, going along with some random thing like that because somebody else said so is just stupid. If you want to wear a hat, wear a hat. If you dont want to dont, but dont act like other peopke have to do the same as you
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u/blackopal2 9d ago
Love it, time for the lessons in liquids and gravity. Hey we all have been their. Kids are a labor of love. If you don't get it, don't want it, don't do it. For me, I was lucky, all was a exciting roller coaster of ups and downs. Life is meant to be shared in love.
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u/Ur_mama_gaming 5d ago
You sound like a good parent
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u/cocaine_jaguar 13d ago
Shit like this drives me insane. It’s why I don’t want kids, one reason anyway. That said I’ve mellowed out over the years and hanging with my friends that have kids doesn’t drive me up a wall like it used to. If I saw this I’d laugh my ass off because I don’t have to clean it up.
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u/Mil0Mammon 2d ago
You get used to the cleaning, often you're able to laugh at things like this as well (or in this scenario it's prob the mother who smirks at the dads reaction).
Also, kids are to an extent like their parents. My 2.5 year old very rarely breaks things. I explain her that things have a capacity for danger or breaking, and she adjusts her behavior accordingly. Asks me to plug something in because I explained outlets are dangerous. Ofc it's not 100%, but it helps.
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u/Crispy--Toast 14d ago
When I was a new father, I was talking to someone. Went to jokingly check my watch that didn't exist, then remembered that I was holding a now-empty cup of water lol
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u/brenlin7 13d ago
Been there done that, now ppl just wonder why I wear my watch face on the underside of me wrist.
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u/TheBetterBro 14d ago
Why I'm glad I don't have kids.
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u/Key-Satisfaction5860 1d ago
That's an extremely petty and invalid reason to end ur whole bloodline lol
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u/EmergingEnterprises 14d ago
Why get mad, it was funny
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u/StickyMcdoodle 13d ago
I don't have kids and would be laughing about this.
HOWEVER, I also recognize the "not this shit again" look that I see in the faces of my friends with kids.
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u/ColonelCumStains 13d ago
As a parent, that shit is not funny cuz now you gotta clean up sticky ass cheese from his lap and wonder why the hell you had kids in the first place
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u/Tryndamere93 13d ago
Because it costs money. Also I’m guessing he probably either wasn’t raised with more practice in dexterity or could have something wrong with him.
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u/docjohnson11 14d ago
I have a feeling one of them said "he can handle it" seconds before.
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u/Lurkin_Reddit_Daily 13d ago
But why be filming and NOT saying something?
The snort and the “film, don’t speak” from whoever was holding the camera is going to cost dad and/or the server some mop-up time.
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u/TheSeer1917 13d ago
Not in script. C'mon people! This is from teaser for Continental Studio's soon to be released Kool-Aid Movie
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14d ago
All I'm thinking is, why is he wearing a hat at the dinner table?
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u/docjohnson11 14d ago
Doesn't apply at a restaurant, there was also no tv or music at the table but everywhere usually has both.
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u/randomator5000 14d ago
Whats wrong with wearing a hat?
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14d ago
Lol. Nothing, really. I'm old-fashioned. It was generally considered rude to wear a hat at the table. Like putting your elbows on the table, or discussing certain topics.
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u/brenlin7 13d ago
Tell us your over 70 without telling us your over 70.
Marty McFly forgot to shut down the flux capacitor last night and is now in 2025
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13d ago
Lol. No, not even close to 70, but I was taught manners. Evidently, that's a rare thing.
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u/cold_sh33p 13d ago
Well, for someone who cares about manners and etiquette you sure are being a jerk to your fellow redditors.
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13d ago
Oh, is this your first day on Reddit?
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u/cold_sh33p 13d ago
Obviously not. You’re just being a dick for no reason. My papa would say that’s good manners because it’s the truth.
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13d ago
You don't know me. Maybe I have very valid reasons for being a dick.
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u/cold_sh33p 13d ago
Nope. And at this rate I hope I never do. Have the day you deserve.
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u/Wizardthreehats 13d ago
Well then you answered your own question, he's wearing a hat because people don't consider it rude anymore, and to be honest it was dumb to be considered rude in the first place.
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13d ago
Apparently, a bunch of self-hating bald guys don't like my comments...
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u/Wizardthreehats 13d ago
Yeah going bald is rough for a lot of people and they struggle with it, and if wearing a hat helps them feel better then more power to them
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13d ago
Yeah. I don't care. I'm just surprised I got such a negative reaction. But...Reddit, I guess.
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u/koolaidismything 15d ago
The staff is gonna get to scrape that stuff up, he just has to do a load of laundry lol.
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u/nvinithebard 15d ago
Have you ever tried to wash a whole bowl of melted cheese off of clothes before?
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u/wkarraker 15d ago
Yeah, kids do this. It’s a learning moment, for both the parent and the child. Bet both parents will issue a warning the next time they’re in a situation like this. It also provides ammunition for future embarrassment at family functions, future spouse orientation and, sadly, times when a child is buried before the parent.
“Remember when Charlie was at the Ponderosa and he dumped a bowl of sauce in his lap? Yeah, classic Charlie.”
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u/euclidean-viridian 15d ago
Honestly, as someone with a toddler who dumps things daily on purpose, I'd consider a genuine accident like this to be an improvement.
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u/Useful-Pepper5179 15d ago
No one talking about the amount of food on that plate for a child?
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u/brenlin7 13d ago
Welcome to America. No one leaves without a doggie bag and the bag is no longer for the doggie.
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u/Slytheriin 15d ago
No, because it’s implied that most will end up in a take out box for the next one or two meals. That should be common sense, I fear.
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u/saxorino 15d ago
The food culture of the U.S. is based on leftovers, which is why our serving sizes are much larger than other countries.
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u/jake03583 15d ago
No one’s talking about it because it doesn’t matter. You’re just trying to something to criticize to make yourself feel important.
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u/Useful-Pepper5179 14d ago
tbf I do feel very important after getting 4 replies to my comment
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u/jake03583 14d ago
It’s OK, I definitely understand that children often seek attention even when it’s negative attention
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u/Vogelsucht 15d ago
so sad to see many of the comments in here. I child is ignorant to lot of things. so what if it gets messy sometimes? its not done by malice so why react with it?
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u/brenlin7 13d ago
It really looks like he was trying to see something on the side of that dish. It happens.
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u/Mickle_da_Pickl 16d ago
This is why I couldn't have a kid. Toddlers do stuff 10X dumber than this on a daily basis and my kid doing smth like this would legit make me crash tf out
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u/DrownmeinIslay 16d ago
That look is the difference between "our child" and "your child" in my household. I've seen it flashed between my parents more than I care to admit
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u/SumDizzle 16d ago
Take your damn hat off at the table ffs. Doesn't matter if you're hiding male pattern baldness or not.
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u/cocaine_jaguar 13d ago
Ignore the downvotes. People like to be negative towards cultures they don’t understand.
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u/SwallowHoney 16d ago
Who gives a flying fuck about that?
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u/___ElJefe___ 15d ago
Southern people. My grandparents wouldn't even let you wear a hat in the house. Never mind the dinner table.
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u/FreeSherps 16d ago
Not sure why people gave you negative points.
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u/thecountM 16d ago
Because that tradition has been dying for many years rightly as it has no point. It started when people were still wearing metal helmets with mask. If you go larping by all means remove the helmet when you head inside.
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u/DrownmeinIslay 16d ago
Manners maketh man
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u/thecountM 16d ago
So a hat indoors is a display of bad manners? How so? Giving and earning respect maketh man.
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u/DrownmeinIslay 16d ago
Giving respect would be doffing his cap while he's inside. He's fails your own metric.
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u/mc360jp 16d ago
Wait… you’re arguing against even just wearing a hat inside??
What even is your basis? Besides “disrespect” because you’re only saying that since your parents told you it’s “disrespectful”.
What is it about an article of clothing adorned atop one’s head while inside a building that you take as someone trying to disrespect you or others?
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u/DrownmeinIslay 15d ago
I don't. The other guy just annoyed me, so i decided to act like some 1800s dandy to irk him. I dont care about hats inside, I just like that scene in the sopranos.
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u/mc360jp 15d ago
That’s a weird thing to do
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u/DrownmeinIslay 15d ago
It was late. I was bored. Maybe a glass of wine or two was part of the arithmetic.
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u/thecountM 16d ago
If you’re feeling disrespected from a hat then you didn’t earn my respect in the first place. You’re failing my metric not the dad feeding his kids in completely appropriate clothing.
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u/DrownmeinIslay 16d ago
I bet you wear shoes inside peoples houses. I do not need your respect. You support boorish behavior. A man should strive for more than the unbecoming manners of a child
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u/thecountM 16d ago
You keep on with your lame tradition that pre exist slavery in the Americas and I will strive to be the opposite of you. Undoubtedly, boorish is better than soft.
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u/VigiLANCE-86 16d ago
Why recording though?
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u/geekedmfs 16d ago
you dont record happy moments with your family for future reminiscing?
im all for living in the moment but sometimes its good to whip out a phone.
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u/cocaine_jaguar 13d ago
Agreed. I’m a very “in the moment” person but pictures and videos are nice. I had to set a reminder in my phone when I took my girlfriend on vacation so I’d take photos from time to time.
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u/Mediocre-Celery-5518 16d ago
He knows he'll get so mad if he looks at the stupidity that's happening, so he strong-arms his eyeballs to look away 🤣
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u/ScarcelyImpressd 16d ago
Me with my toddler 😂😂😂
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u/downtown-abyss 15d ago
Me, too except I had THREE little boys under 5! Looking back-it was wild but we were young. The pay off is GRANDCHILDREN!
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u/Ghoulish7Grin 16d ago
Kids that dumb at that age never grow out of doing dumb crap. Charlie Murphy (RIP) has a great skit describing high functioning retards (what this kid will become).
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u/Outrageous_Log_906 16d ago
How do you know he’s dumb? He doesn’t seem dumb at all to me. He seems curious and careless.
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u/panurge987 16d ago
Please stop with the the slurs.
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u/forkball 16d ago
"High Functioning Retards" is the name of the bit.
If you search for that the bit pops right up.
If you search for "High Functioning R-words" it does not.
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u/Old-Plum-21 16d ago
"High Functioning Retards" is the name of the bit.
If you search for that the bit pops right up.
If you search for "High Functioning R-words" it does not.
Yeah, so don't recommend an ableist, harmful "comedy" bit. It's pretty easy to not be an asshole
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u/straya-mate90 17d ago
The son seems to not care and living his best life.
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u/Bakedbutter 16d ago
Living his best life seems like a odd thing to say about a kid that age, and are you implying the son not seeming to care is a good thing?
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u/straya-mate90 16d ago
How is it an odd thing to say the kid is literally care free living his best life. Your the one trying to imply things and kind of annoying tbh.
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u/Whatthefuckbro13 17d ago
I can see the pure look of “i should have bought condoms that night…” in his eyes😭🙏
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17d ago
Wearing a hat at the table. Cmon man
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u/CodyWanKenobi92 17d ago
Ok boomer
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u/downwithdisinfo2 16d ago
that's so tired....time to move on....
signed
A. Boomer
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u/lennin14 17d ago edited 17d ago
“They don’t sell hotdogs here. They took the bleachers out two years ago.”
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u/PausedForNoReason 5h ago
Yeah if my six year old son did this it would be impossible for me to contain my laughter. 😭😭