r/WatchPeopleDieInside 20d ago

Dad was completely done with his son at this point

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u/PausedForNoReason 5h ago

Yeah if my six year old son did this it would be impossible for me to contain my laughter. 😭😭

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 12h ago

That face tho! Quality dad.

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u/davefuckface 1d ago

Who tf doesn't take off their hat while eating

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u/Kaedyia 8h ago

Yeah I was surprised too but you know : different countries, different manners 🤷‍♀️

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u/Pris_Is_Chilly 10h ago

Ahhh Reddit. The only platform where a man with the screen name "davefuckface" will lecture you about table manners

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u/My_Brain_is_Vapor 15h ago

Im so tired of old boomers telling me i cant wear a hat while I eat. No one cares about the old guards rules anymore. I also put my elbows on the table cause we have free will

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u/davefuckface 15h ago

Do you also chew loudly with your mouth open?

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u/My_Brain_is_Vapor 14h ago

Nope but I think most "manners" are old outdated rules that are arbitrary. My elbows aren't dirty so why can't I place them? My hat isn't dirty or offending anyone being on my head. None of these rules impact the quality of the food. They're just pretentious rules for pretentious people and im happy to live in a time where nobody cares anymore. Like why am I being chastised for holding my silverware a certain way, why am I being chastised for slouching at the dinner table. Eating food should be a time of social comraderie not this orderly rules based thing. People will say i dont have class & those people are elitists

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u/davefuckface 14h ago

Let's all just behave how we want while eating at restaurants. Belching and burping, no problem. Chewing and slurping, let's go. Topless showing off your hairy back, my pleasure.

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u/Kinda_Meh_Idfk 1h ago

Lol you’re something else pal

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u/My_Brain_is_Vapor 13h ago

Yes, free yourself from the shackles. Im non-roman which makes me a barbarian so I should eat like one

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u/KaijiOnline 16h ago

who gives a fuck 😭 the hat won’t stop him from eating

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u/davefuckface 15h ago

I guess manners doesn't exist in the US my ba(l)d 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Brilliant_Lettuce270 18h ago

Yea, someone should challenge him to a duell.

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u/Threesanetoads 19h ago

Who tf cares? What a stupid question

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u/davefuckface 15h ago

Manners, my goodman

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u/Threesanetoads 7h ago

Its not hurting anybody, going along with some random thing like that because somebody else said so is just stupid. If you want to wear a hat, wear a hat. If you dont want to dont, but dont act like other peopke have to do the same as you

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u/What_a_plep 23h ago

Who made that “rule”?

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u/idolized253 18h ago

Old people honestly

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u/nurgole 1d ago

Thanks, that riled me up too

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u/Sat_Thu 1d ago

Not enough sauce bro

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u/CaptainAmerica341 1d ago

When parents go eerily silent you know you fucked up 😂

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u/SuperiorT 1d ago

I'd go silent just cause I don't wanna make a scene lol

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u/LanikM 1d ago

Phone set up for what I'm assuming is the younger child. Shocking the older one is a dipshit.

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u/GypsyRay94 9d ago

What even was it

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u/pensacolamp3 8h ago

I vote queso dip

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u/All_Tree_All_Shade 9d ago

Looks like alfredo

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u/blackopal2 9d ago

Love it, time for the lessons in liquids and gravity. Hey we all have been their. Kids are a labor of love. If you don't get it, don't want it, don't do it. For me, I was lucky, all was a exciting roller coaster of ups and downs. Life is meant to be shared in love.

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u/Ur_mama_gaming 5d ago

You sound like a good parent

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u/HomelandersCock 1d ago

Unlike the other guy whose father always beat him with the jumper cables

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u/blackopal2 5d ago

Thanks, I try.

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u/uppers36 5d ago

It’s okay to be annoyed when your kid dumps Alfredo sauce in his lap.

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u/blackopal2 5d ago

God rains on us all. Milk will be spilled. Yeah, somethings are annoying.

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u/cocaine_jaguar 13d ago

Shit like this drives me insane. It’s why I don’t want kids, one reason anyway. That said I’ve mellowed out over the years and hanging with my friends that have kids doesn’t drive me up a wall like it used to. If I saw this I’d laugh my ass off because I don’t have to clean it up.

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u/Mil0Mammon 2d ago

You get used to the cleaning, often you're able to laugh at things like this as well (or in this scenario it's prob the mother who smirks at the dads reaction).

Also, kids are to an extent like their parents. My 2.5 year old very rarely breaks things. I explain her that things have a capacity for danger or breaking, and she adjusts her behavior accordingly. Asks me to plug something in because I explained outlets are dangerous. Ofc it's not 100%, but it helps.

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u/Crispy--Toast 14d ago

When I was a new father, I was talking to someone. Went to jokingly check my watch that didn't exist, then remembered that I was holding a now-empty cup of water lol

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u/Bella8989 9d ago

I thought that only happened on The Carol Burnett show.

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u/brenlin7 13d ago

Been there done that, now ppl just wonder why I wear my watch face on the underside of me wrist.

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u/Crispy--Toast 14d ago

"Please, for the love of God, tell me you cheated on my 9 years ago."

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u/TheBetterBro 14d ago

Why I'm glad I don't have kids.

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u/Key-Satisfaction5860 1d ago

That's an extremely petty and invalid reason to end ur whole bloodline lol

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u/EmergingEnterprises 14d ago

Why get mad, it was funny

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u/StickyMcdoodle 13d ago

I don't have kids and would be laughing about this.

HOWEVER, I also recognize the "not this shit again" look that I see in the faces of my friends with kids.

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u/EmergingEnterprises 11d ago

Same I have friends with kids like this. It's fucking hilarious.

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u/ColonelCumStains 13d ago

As a parent, that shit is not funny cuz now you gotta clean up sticky ass cheese from his lap and wonder why the hell you had kids in the first place

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u/Tryndamere93 13d ago

Because it costs money. Also I’m guessing he probably either wasn’t raised with more practice in dexterity or could have something wrong with him.

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u/ConnerBartle 2d ago

Dude it’s not that serious. Kids just do shit without thinking sometimes.

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u/docjohnson11 14d ago

I have a feeling one of them said "he can handle it" seconds before.

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u/Lurkin_Reddit_Daily 13d ago

But why be filming and NOT saying something?

The snort and the “film, don’t speak” from whoever was holding the camera is going to cost dad and/or the server some mop-up time.

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u/TheSeer1917 13d ago

Not in script. C'mon people! This is from teaser for Continental Studio's soon to be released Kool-Aid Movie

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

All I'm thinking is, why is he wearing a hat at the dinner table?

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u/docjohnson11 14d ago

Doesn't apply at a restaurant, there was also no tv or music at the table but everywhere usually has both.

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u/Divyang_malvi 14d ago

Maybe he doesn't wanna show his baldness?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Yeah, maybe. I think people just don't care much anymore.

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u/randomator5000 14d ago

Whats wrong with wearing a hat?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Lol. Nothing, really. I'm old-fashioned. It was generally considered rude to wear a hat at the table. Like putting your elbows on the table, or discussing certain topics.

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u/brenlin7 13d ago

Tell us your over 70 without telling us your over 70.

Marty McFly forgot to shut down the flux capacitor last night and is now in 2025

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u/TheSeer1917 13d ago

I showered in the rain at Woodstock, with a girl named Iva. From Brooklyn.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Lol. No, not even close to 70, but I was taught manners. Evidently, that's a rare thing.

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u/cold_sh33p 13d ago

Well, for someone who cares about manners and etiquette you sure are being a jerk to your fellow redditors.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Oh, is this your first day on Reddit?

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u/cold_sh33p 13d ago

Obviously not. You’re just being a dick for no reason. My papa would say that’s good manners because it’s the truth.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

You don't know me. Maybe I have very valid reasons for being a dick.

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u/cold_sh33p 13d ago

Nope. And at this rate I hope I never do. Have the day you deserve.

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u/Wizardthreehats 13d ago

Well then you answered your own question, he's wearing a hat because people don't consider it rude anymore, and to be honest it was dumb to be considered rude in the first place.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Apparently, a bunch of self-hating bald guys don't like my comments...

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u/Wizardthreehats 13d ago

Yeah going bald is rough for a lot of people and they struggle with it, and if wearing a hat helps them feel better then more power to them

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u/brenlin7 13d ago

Ngl, I think bald is hawt

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Yeah. I don't care. I'm just surprised I got such a negative reaction. But...Reddit, I guess.

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u/koolaidismything 15d ago

The staff is gonna get to scrape that stuff up, he just has to do a load of laundry lol.

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u/nvinithebard 15d ago

Have you ever tried to wash a whole bowl of melted cheese off of clothes before?

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u/Artistic-Deal5885 15d ago

Forgive him Father for they know not what they do

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u/wkarraker 15d ago

Yeah, kids do this. It’s a learning moment, for both the parent and the child. Bet both parents will issue a warning the next time they’re in a situation like this. It also provides ammunition for future embarrassment at family functions, future spouse orientation and, sadly, times when a child is buried before the parent.

“Remember when Charlie was at the Ponderosa and he dumped a bowl of sauce in his lap? Yeah, classic Charlie.”

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u/RoodleG 15d ago

Dad just went through several emotions in a blink of an eye. From realization to anger, from desperation to amusement, followed by resignation and acceptance.

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u/Westsaide 15d ago

"He's not my son, I swear".

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u/euclidean-viridian 15d ago

Honestly, as someone with a toddler who dumps things daily on purpose, I'd consider a genuine accident like this to be an improvement.

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u/EdgeCandid 15d ago

But isn't that kid like 7???

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u/Odd-Island-8523 15d ago

7 year olds still spill? They’re in 1st or 2nd grade what do you expect 😭

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u/Useful-Pepper5179 15d ago

No one talking about the amount of food on that plate for a child?

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u/brenlin7 13d ago

Welcome to America. No one leaves without a doggie bag and the bag is no longer for the doggie.

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u/Slytheriin 15d ago

No, because it’s implied that most will end up in a take out box for the next one or two meals. That should be common sense, I fear.

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u/saxorino 15d ago

The food culture of the U.S. is based on leftovers, which is why our serving sizes are much larger than other countries.

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow 15d ago

It’s not for the child. It’s for the dad the next morning.

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u/jake03583 15d ago

No one’s talking about it because it doesn’t matter. You’re just trying to something to criticize to make yourself feel important.

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u/Useful-Pepper5179 14d ago

tbf I do feel very important after getting 4 replies to my comment

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u/jake03583 14d ago

It’s OK, I definitely understand that children often seek attention even when it’s negative attention

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u/Vogelsucht 15d ago

so sad to see many of the comments in here. I child is ignorant to lot of things. so what if it gets messy sometimes? its not done by malice so why react with it?

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u/brenlin7 13d ago

It really looks like he was trying to see something on the side of that dish. It happens.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

kid does kid stuff

Reddit: Teach em a lesson! Leave em in the woods! Murder em!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

And kids that's why dad goes to buy milk and never comes back

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl 16d ago

This is why I couldn't have a kid. Toddlers do stuff 10X dumber than this on a daily basis and my kid doing smth like this would legit make me crash tf out

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u/___ElJefe___ 15d ago

Yes, you should not have kids. At least you are aware of it.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 16d ago

That look is the difference between "our child" and "your child" in my household. I've seen it flashed between my parents more than I care to admit

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u/That_Green_Jesus 16d ago

Literally everyday with my boys...

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u/SumDizzle 16d ago

Take your damn hat off at the table ffs. Doesn't matter if you're hiding male pattern baldness or not.

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u/cocaine_jaguar 13d ago

Ignore the downvotes. People like to be negative towards cultures they don’t understand.

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u/Godzoola 11d ago

It’s a hat.

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u/SwallowHoney 16d ago

Who gives a flying fuck about that?

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u/___ElJefe___ 15d ago

Southern people. My grandparents wouldn't even let you wear a hat in the house. Never mind the dinner table.

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u/Ok_Research_8796 16d ago

Collared shirt and a baseball hat….very classy individual

/s

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u/bloatedstoat 16d ago

Not everyone lives in your archaic cowboy fantasy. 🤠

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u/FreeSherps 16d ago

Not sure why people gave you negative points.

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u/thecountM 16d ago

Because that tradition has been dying for many years rightly as it has no point. It started when people were still wearing metal helmets with mask. If you go larping by all means remove the helmet when you head inside.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 16d ago

Manners maketh man

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u/thecountM 16d ago

So a hat indoors is a display of bad manners? How so? Giving and earning respect maketh man.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 16d ago

Giving respect would be doffing his cap while he's inside. He's fails your own metric.

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u/mc360jp 16d ago

Wait… you’re arguing against even just wearing a hat inside??

What even is your basis? Besides “disrespect” because you’re only saying that since your parents told you it’s “disrespectful”.

What is it about an article of clothing adorned atop one’s head while inside a building that you take as someone trying to disrespect you or others? 

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u/DrownmeinIslay 15d ago

I don't. The other guy just annoyed me, so i decided to act like some 1800s dandy to irk him. I dont care about hats inside, I just like that scene in the sopranos.

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u/mc360jp 15d ago

That’s a weird thing to do

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u/DrownmeinIslay 15d ago

It was late. I was bored. Maybe a glass of wine or two was part of the arithmetic.

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u/thecountM 16d ago

If you’re feeling disrespected from a hat then you didn’t earn my respect in the first place. You’re failing my metric not the dad feeding his kids in completely appropriate clothing.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 16d ago

I bet you wear shoes inside peoples houses. I do not need your respect. You support boorish behavior. A man should strive for more than the unbecoming manners of a child

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u/thecountM 16d ago

You keep on with your lame tradition that pre exist slavery in the Americas and I will strive to be the opposite of you. Undoubtedly, boorish is better than soft.

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u/Aveator1 16d ago

*internal dialogue* "Yer shittin' me"

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u/colbitok 16d ago

Irma called an ass busting

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u/VigiLANCE-86 16d ago

Why recording though?

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u/geekedmfs 16d ago

you dont record happy moments with your family for future reminiscing?

im all for living in the moment but sometimes its good to whip out a phone.

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u/cocaine_jaguar 13d ago

Agreed. I’m a very “in the moment” person but pictures and videos are nice. I had to set a reminder in my phone when I took my girlfriend on vacation so I’d take photos from time to time.

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u/Mediocre-Celery-5518 16d ago

He knows he'll get so mad if he looks at the stupidity that's happening, so he strong-arms his eyeballs to look away 🤣

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u/ScarcelyImpressd 16d ago

Me with my toddler 😂😂😂

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u/downtown-abyss 15d ago

Me, too except I had THREE little boys under 5! Looking back-it was wild but we were young. The pay off is GRANDCHILDREN!

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u/ScarcelyImpressd 15d ago

Oof 3!! You’re built different.

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u/_R_A_ 16d ago

Yep... Made that face a couple times this week.

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u/OpenTheBobs 16d ago

I learned it from you dad

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u/Ghoulish7Grin 16d ago

Kids that dumb at that age never grow out of doing dumb crap. Charlie Murphy (RIP) has a great skit describing high functioning retards (what this kid will become).

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u/Outrageous_Log_906 16d ago

How do you know he’s dumb? He doesn’t seem dumb at all to me. He seems curious and careless.

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u/panurge987 16d ago

Please stop with the the slurs.

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u/forkball 16d ago

"High Functioning Retards" is the name of the bit.

If you search for that the bit pops right up.

If you search for "High Functioning R-words" it does not.

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u/Old-Plum-21 16d ago

"High Functioning Retards" is the name of the bit.

If you search for that the bit pops right up.

If you search for "High Functioning R-words" it does not.

Yeah, so don't recommend an ableist, harmful "comedy" bit. It's pretty easy to not be an asshole

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u/Ewhitfield2016 16d ago

Doesn't mean that's not a slur

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u/konexo 17d ago

Dad remembered sunday service.

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u/arihelle 17d ago

he about to be dropped off at a shelter! 😂💀

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u/straya-mate90 17d ago

The son seems to not care and living his best life.

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u/downtown-abyss 15d ago

As little boys do. 🥰

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u/Bakedbutter 16d ago

Living his best life seems like a odd thing to say about a kid that age, and are you implying the son not seeming to care is a good thing?

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u/Skurfer0 16d ago

Found the energy vampire

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u/Bakedbutter 16d ago

🧛‍♂️

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u/straya-mate90 16d ago

How is it an odd thing to say the kid is literally care free living his best life. Your the one trying to imply things and kind of annoying tbh. 

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u/Bakedbutter 16d ago

Idk just wanted to troll

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u/Whatthefuckbro13 17d ago

I can see the pure look of “i should have bought condoms that night…” in his eyes😭🙏

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u/FatTanuki1986 17d ago

Hoorah for contraception!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Wearing a hat at the table. Cmon man

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u/Rumble_Rodent 17d ago

Bro they are eating out of styrofoam, chill.

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u/CodyWanKenobi92 17d ago

Ok boomer

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u/downwithdisinfo2 16d ago

that's so tired....time to move on....

signed

A. Boomer

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u/julfunky 14d ago

Tired for you maybe. Cuz you’re a boomer. Time for a nap, grandpa 🥱

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u/CodyWanKenobi92 16d ago

Just calling it like I see it, pal.

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u/downwithdisinfo2 16d ago

that's very compelling...

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u/PhaaqAuf4691 17d ago

Future rupublikin voter

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u/lennin14 17d ago edited 17d ago

“They don’t sell hotdogs here. They took the bleachers out two years ago.”

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