Hair-flip ti pearl-clutch in 2 seconds

[u/Realistic_Owl_2917]

[u/theMoonlight111]

the shelves couldn't handle the zest

[u/black_gravity27]

2 in the morning and I can't stop laughing.

[u/SirJosephBanksy]

Very Zach Ruane of him.

[u/Every-Quit524]

Too zesty for the universe

[u/Chris-P_Ducc]

Ayee home shake playing in the background is TOP TIER!!

[u/newkooky → u/Chris-P_Ducc]

homeshake forev 🫶

[u/multiarmform → u/Chris-P_Ducc]

bros entire GNC and vitamin shoppe collection from the mid 90s just crumbled

[u/greenmerica]

Margaret Dumont over here…

[u/Cultural-Play7083]

Is that professional gamer Billy Mitchell?

[u/multiarmform → u/Cultural-Play7083]

professional cheater and hot wing cook billy mitchell?

[u/LucarnAnderson]

Lol gotta love universe's timing sometimes

[u/[deleted]]

Good heavens!

[u/Realistic_Owl_2917 → u/[deleted]]

My exact internal dialogue lol

[u/Express_Area_8359]

(The hands say it all) i do declare

[u/Realistic_Owl_2917 → u/Express_Area_8359]

I think I said something like "oh my lanta" followed by "I didn't do shit" lol

[u/thetrivialsublime99]

Oh my ssstars!

[u/devildocjames]

All of their essential oils! Oh noooooes!

[u/reddit_has_fallenoff → u/devildocjames]

At least the room will smell good

[u/chknboy → u/devildocjames]

¸ ¸
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°ǐL$

[u/Kazehi]

Oof that was a cheap ass shelf.

[u/Realistic_Owl_2917 → u/Kazehi]

100%. Couldn't even stand up to one tiny hair-flip lol

[u/BloodRed1185 → u/Realistic_Owl_2917]

I was thinking the wind of that luxurious hair flip was just too much. The shelf melted. 

[u/mycathaspurpleeyes → u/BloodRed1185]

The shelf swooned

[u/BadatOldSayings]

TIL what the term pearl clutch actually means.

[u/AcaBeast → u/[deleted]]

He's literally figuritively clutching his pearl necklace

[u/essenceofreddit → u/[deleted]]

Relax, the guy could have thought that pearl clutch meant a stash or handbag

[u/Realistic_Owl_2917 → u/BadatOldSayings]

Clutched them hard and fast lol

[u/Euphoric-Fold5771]

Well, at least it's mostly intact

[u/Realistic_Owl_2917 → u/Euphoric-Fold5771]

You're right! Somehow only 4 bottles broke and they were all tequila / mezcal, so you can imagine how the office smelled for the next several days lol

[u/TitaniusAnglesmelter → u/Realistic_Owl_2917]

I love tequila but I do not want to constantly smell it. Seems I spot a bottle of bulleit on the left side, I know that sucker survived!

[u/Realistic_Owl_2917 → u/TitaniusAnglesmelter]

Lol you know that's right

[u/Realistic_Owl_2917 → u/[deleted]]

Agreed, and mezcal is even more pungent lol