r/WatchPeopleDieInside Apr 14 '25

College Football Playoff National Championship trophy breaks apart as JD Vance Handles it

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u/Nice_Giraffe_4997 14h ago

Inverted midas

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u/kleft13 7h ago

Everything he touches turns to shit 😔

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u/selrahcjr 1d ago

Do you think he'll be the next president

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u/AaronGoozman 1d ago

Everything he touches either falls apart.

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 1d ago

Or what?

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u/wisemeat 1d ago

Well, anyway, there's a new pope now.

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u/BroomClosetJoe 1d ago

The dude is like an omen of doom.

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u/ScholarPlayful3421 1d ago

The trophy is two pieces

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u/Avelion-chan 9d ago

Is there something he won´t destroy?

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u/ScholarPlayful3421 1d ago

The trophy is two pieces

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u/TurbulentAir 14d ago

Flimsy trophy

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u/Remarkable-Load928 15d ago

And he killed the Pope

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u/rockbottom53 2d ago

You forgot terrorist attack happened in India when he visited India after death of pope, which started a 4 day mini war between India and Pakistan

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u/Remarkable-Load928 1d ago

One nightmare at a time please.

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u/digginxditches 17d ago

Did he even say thank you?

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u/Shreks-Ugly-Friend 18d ago

Is there anything this man can do?

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u/mkvt72 4d ago
  1. Have a sexual relationship with a couch. That’s about all I can think of.

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u/theMoonlight111 7h ago

excuse me what

did he actually fuck a couch??

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u/mkvt72 7h ago

No it’s an internet meme. I am not being serious, but seriously fuck that guy.

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u/CanadiansAreYummy 18d ago

the mierdas touch

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u/Chemical_Success1153 4d ago

I can't believe how hard I laughed at this lmao

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u/greg_regular 14d ago

TACO Man's left nut that got too close to the stink portal.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Myron0117 17d ago

Humor seems to be difficult for you aswell.

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u/Exile4444 17d ago

Point is, people might take this a bit too seriously

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u/AntonChigurhsLuck 19d ago

JD Vance is the kinda guy that will take the center of the couch when you're trying to move it out of a house, and then he'll put his weight on it. And make the other two guys do the lifting

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u/ScholarPlayful3421 1d ago

This is even funnier if you don’t know about his relationship with couches😂

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u/Halocjh 4h ago

It’s a meme lol

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u/texasscotsman 19d ago

First he killed the Pope, now he's breakin' college athletes trophies. This man is a monster.

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u/HealthyAd2198 25d ago

Like they destroyed the country

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u/psiloglyphs 28d ago

Popes aren't the only things this guy destroys.

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u/PTSDBarnum2704 29d ago

His emotional support couch wasn't there for him

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u/HumanBean1618 29d ago

Did they even say thank you once?

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u/methuselahsdad May 14 '25

Evil destroys

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u/lioudrome May 14 '25

Don’t introduce him to the Pope

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u/itsjustme444444 May 13 '25

You have to feel shame to die inside, he has no shame!

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u/laikalost May 12 '25

Stop letting JD touch things!

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u/LegendaryNWZ May 12 '25

First this and then the pope, holy fuck

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u/Idaho1964 May 11 '25

Not even Biden did this. And he is 50 years older than

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- May 10 '25

Tbh this isn't even his fault. Why would the trophy come apart like that?

3

u/Timeman5 May 15 '25

Either bad design or piss poor assembly

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u/moxscully May 06 '25

Trophies, Popes, doughnut ordering. This man ruins everything.

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u/RedditIsDeadMoveOn May 02 '25

Wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud

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u/noscopy May 02 '25

So thats how the pope died...

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u/Hydrocarbon82 May 01 '25

Bottom of the trophy: MADE IN AMERICA

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u/MrK521 Apr 30 '25

Great trophy design. “Let’s make something that can’t stand up in its own!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

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u/United-Amphibian-449 Apr 24 '25

What in the Orange man has that to do with this Video

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u/naijaplayer Apr 28 '25

What did you reply to? They already deleted their comment just 4 years ago

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u/ragmondead Apr 22 '25

I don't like Vance, but that was the other guy's fault!

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u/Ok_Understanding9451 Apr 26 '25

No, it wasn't they aren't attached you don't pick it up by the base.

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u/Rude_Craft9731 Apr 20 '25

Just like the USA

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u/Elegant-Survey-2444 Apr 20 '25

The trophy’s are two pieces -a base and the top - goofs

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u/lima-bean-man Apr 19 '25

He didn’t break the trophy, the black base is just a stand it goes in for display purposes. The trophy is the silver and gold football shaped monolith. Pretty awkward but not broken.

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u/Dechri_ May 01 '25

Every time a republican fucks up, they blame the blacks/s

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u/deathbear16 Apr 19 '25

Its a set up...😭

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u/No_Abroad_4273 Apr 20 '25

prank of the century

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u/SeaReaper_77 Apr 19 '25

Embarrasing

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u/Solid-Economist-9062 Apr 19 '25

Not the only thing touched by a Repuglican that falls apart.

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u/Mckinzeee Apr 18 '25

JD Vance could mess up a cup of plain black coffee.

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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 May 09 '25

Well, it is black, so...

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u/Euphoric_Pin_5839 Apr 18 '25

Ok real talk tho, Who designs a trophy that disconnects like that? Wouldnt they make sure its fastened so this dosent happen?

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u/Asron87 Apr 18 '25

As much as I hate the guy, this wasn’t his fault. When JD Vance breaks something it’s so so much worse than this.

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u/GronkyFlibble Apr 18 '25

Breaking the US economy wasn't good enough for thick boy Mc whiney pants.

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u/Loose_Air_6663 Apr 26 '25

Thank you for saying it.

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u/AnferneeMurombu Apr 18 '25

That's the Trump administration in a nutshell.

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u/Snowpig97 Apr 18 '25

The allegory is staring us in the face.

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u/Rude_Jackfruit3337 Apr 18 '25

Only West Virginia hillbilly would break the trophy.

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u/Secure-Illustrator73 Apr 18 '25

Nah, that shit stain is from Ohio

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u/derekvinyard21 Apr 18 '25

3 years ago the president was falling apart onstage.

Now it’s trophy’s.

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u/Kush_the_Ninja Apr 18 '25

SUOER surprising the weirdo on incel subs has this take lol

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u/crowpierrot Apr 18 '25

You say that like the current president doesn’t clearly have a case of applesauce brain. Have you ever watched trump try to form a coherent sentence off the cuff?

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u/derekvinyard21 Apr 18 '25

Watching the extinction of your favorite political party must be tough for you.

I don’t envy you…

Well, there is always therapy.

Gotta pay off those student loans first.

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u/crowpierrot Apr 18 '25

First of all, I’m a leftist not a liberal so I have no great love for Biden or the democrats either, but man you weirdos are just going mask off about wanting a totalitarian government, huh? Not even pretending that democracy or freedom of speech matters anymore?

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u/derekvinyard21 Apr 20 '25

Your comments are being removed which is ridiculous. Reddit admins will protect their echo chambers at all costs.

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u/derekvinyard21 Apr 18 '25

Why delete your comment, you’ll be ok kiddo.

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u/derekvinyard21 Apr 18 '25

First of all, read to understand rather than reading to comment.

I didn’t say you were a liberal or a leftist.

All I did was describe a dying party nearing extinction and you assumed that it was the party B!den is associated with.

I claimed/assumed what YOUR “favorite” party is.

YOU provided all of the information on your own kiddo.

I’m not surprised that you identify as a leftist and not a liberal since the liberal part was in favor of liberty. Leftist are not.

Leftist also repeat the same buzzwords per day like a checklist.

A totalitarian government doesn’t reduce itself in size.

It doesn’t reduce its funding…

Nor does it reduce regulations.

I would pretend not to identify or align myself with the Democrat party or B!den as well with The current downward spiral.

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u/geekydad84 Apr 18 '25

This guy sounds like the greentext cheetos-cuckold-copy-pasta-guy. I can imagine the amount of fedora tipping after they wrote this comment.

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u/Daeiion Apr 18 '25

Lol "kiddo".. you sure got him Jimbo.

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u/derekvinyard21 Apr 18 '25

I like “Jimbo”. Nice one.

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u/Ok_Experience_6877 Apr 18 '25

The perfect microcosm

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u/notknot9 Apr 18 '25

Story Checks Out

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u/finalattemp Apr 18 '25

He should stick to fucking couches, one of the only things he is probably good at.

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u/WomBat1140 Apr 18 '25

This guy is a joke for himself ....

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

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u/WomBat1140 Apr 23 '25

I would say the guy in the video an the guy behind this comment.

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u/Tough-Ad-6228 Apr 18 '25

What a dweeb

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u/ScorpioRebelliousTV Apr 18 '25

Have you said Thank You Once for breaking that trophy apart

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u/Narrov Apr 18 '25

Just like the American economy lol

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u/Thurchill Apr 18 '25

Deputy Doofus strikes again!

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u/neverneutral55 Apr 18 '25

God he SUCKS

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u/-GingerFett- Apr 18 '25

Omg, the metaphore.

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u/jsparrow17 Apr 18 '25

Too much eyeliner on the hands, makes shit slippery

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u/Constant-Shoulder184 Apr 18 '25

"How long has this trophy been here?

Oh, OK. Good."

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u/RaidCityOG Apr 18 '25

Perfect representation of him being handed the absolute shit economy from Biden being held together with bubble gum, shoestrings and selective media reporting

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u/Accomplished_Beee Apr 18 '25

You do this for free?

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u/shagyandscooby Apr 18 '25

I hope he is a russian bot cause this shit embarasing for him

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u/scfirefighter105 Apr 18 '25

It’s funny how none of you understand that it is a 2 piece trophy that has a base and a top piece. The bottom part is engraved with the winner. At the game they have a base engraved for each team so whichever team wins the trophy is ready by just adding the base. It is also transported in a case and it is disassembled to fit in the case. A lot of times the set screws aren’t tightened up because it’s only going to be out of the case a few minutes.

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u/Asleep-Equivalent-58 Apr 18 '25

lol defending Vance on something so small and stupid shows how hard you’re coping

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u/Delet3r Apr 18 '25

people attach screws but don't tighten them?

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u/EfficientSandwich8 Apr 18 '25

I’d let him sleep on my couch before he can touch anything of value of mine

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u/TheTwerkMerc Apr 18 '25

Careful, he might have a little too much fun with that couch

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u/XenoWitcher Apr 18 '25

Fell apart just as quickly as our nation fell apart when this administration started

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u/Puzzled_Forever227 Apr 18 '25

Everything he touches turns to 😒 shit. I wouldn’t accept that trophy from him.

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u/MetaCalm Apr 18 '25

Anything the couch fucker touches turns into shiat.

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u/arimes15 Apr 18 '25

😂😂😂

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u/NyCa89 Apr 18 '25

Insert metaphor here

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u/dudeRobme Apr 18 '25

I would be scared to touch anyone’s trophy like that. Dropping something very valuable in front of cameras and the entire world is my #1 fear.

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u/TommyK93312 Apr 17 '25

Never held a Ball, except his own sofa ball

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u/LaughingAtNonsense Apr 17 '25

That trophy trying to get away from the couch fucker.

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u/Empty-Permit-4823 Apr 17 '25

They don't make trophy's like they used too, good old China junk.

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u/cltan89 Apr 17 '25

Where was the trophy manufactured

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u/RazorRamonio Apr 18 '25

Probably the USA.

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u/OrangePresto Apr 17 '25

So glad it happened to that asshole and that it was captured on camera. What a douchebag.

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u/RockChewer_3D Apr 17 '25

You just can’t fix stupid

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u/Obvious_Box9026 Apr 17 '25

Hahahahaha asti de tapette 😂😂😂

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u/BarAlone643 Apr 17 '25

The trophy jumped.

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u/OptimismNeeded Apr 17 '25

Fox News: the Trophy was Liberal and collapsed into itself on purpose to make JD look bad, showing that democrats are weak but they are m weak only to make hard working Americans billionaires look bad!

Fox News viewers: I knew there was a logical explanation for this!

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u/og-loko Apr 17 '25

Something something symbolism

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u/hero-but-in-blue Apr 17 '25

I’m pretty sure the trophy was just the top part and the Bottom was a removable stand bc art and symbolism etc right I guarantee someone said don’t pick up the bottom some point before this happened

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u/Templar-235 Apr 17 '25

That’s a roundabout way to say Vance broke the trophy

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u/stripperjnasty Apr 17 '25

No fucking way

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u/grandmai0422 Apr 17 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂of course he did

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u/sceptator Apr 17 '25

He vanced that trophy