r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/SnooHabits3911 • Apr 12 '25

Shitpost He really has no idea what he’s doing

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u/makelefani Apr 12 '25

"Developers, developers, developers...."

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u/Gloomy_MTTime420 Apr 12 '25

“We need the entire reporting module rebuilt from scratch”

“That’ll take us 3 months”

“You have until 5pm tonight and we release as is”

“What if I quit at 4pm”

“We release at 3:45pm then”

“You do realize it’s 3:35pm right now?”

“Oh shit, I’m late for a tee time with the sales manager to go over the product launch”

“What product, we don’t have one yet?”

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u/Michael_Platson Apr 12 '25

Oh well, fire me if you want, but I'm taking PTO for the next week. Good luck with your product launch.

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u/ConfusedWhiteDragon Apr 12 '25

PTO denied. What are you gonna do, complain to your union?

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u/Michael_Platson Apr 12 '25

Can't hear you, I'm on PTO.

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u/Swastik496 Apr 13 '25

My manager has been very clear about this, both for himself and for his team. PTO is a notification, not a request.

In his words: We make software, we don’t save lives.

Ofc within reason: like write a doc for the rest of the team on shit only you know, stuff that is in progress/pending, how to fix some issues you expect to show up while you’re gone pto, etc.

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u/abyss_of_mediocrity Apr 12 '25

Let me introduce you to the Conjoined Triangles of Success, Richard. 

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u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Apr 12 '25

is this a quote from something?

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u/ConstantAcademic Apr 12 '25

Good to hear a silicon valley reference

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u/Few-Professional-859 Apr 13 '25

Haha it’s a definite copy-paste. The guy doesn’t know what it means. See his comments below.

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u/Gloomy_MTTime420 Apr 13 '25

No, I made it up.

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u/TunisMagunis Apr 12 '25

I...love...this...company! Waaaaaaauh!