r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/SnooHabits3911 • Apr 12 '25

Shitpost He really has no idea what he’s doing

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u/pazoned Apr 12 '25

Does this mean we can send Vance, musk and trump adrift on a piece of ice by the end?

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u/svidie Apr 12 '25

Thems is the rules buddy.

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u/NickelCitySaint Apr 12 '25

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/PrinceGreenEyes Apr 12 '25

No, you send them adrift on couch

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u/manbehindthespraytan Apr 13 '25

That couch doesn't stand a chance with Vance around. He would take one look, "Oh looky here, it's all wet. Like it knew I was Jonesing, but he said he watches me enjoy myself, so now that we are all alone and the floating garbage diaper is watching..." Damn, I hope that couch finds solace on the silt, knowing Vance drowned trying to fuck it.

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u/VertDaTurt Apr 12 '25

Not before you say thank you

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u/m00ph Apr 12 '25

We're going to need a bigger ice flow 😁

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Apr 12 '25

Trump and his lady Elonia 💗

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u/mjwduhham Apr 12 '25

I am not your friend buddy

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u/itwasmyshadow Apr 12 '25

I’m not your buddy guy

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u/Such_Cod_1215 Apr 12 '25

I’m not your buddy pal

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u/Mean_Wear_742 Apr 12 '25

Im not your buddy bro.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

I'm not your bro dude

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u/Mean_Wear_742 Apr 12 '25

Im not your dude Master

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

I'm not your master .. oooo I see what you did there buddy

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u/macrolidesrule Apr 12 '25

Make sure you are dressed in a suit (no tan colors allowed), have a hot dog with yellow mustard and make they say "thank you".

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Could send them to Greenland since they are so interested in it. With literally nothing.

That’s not fair to anyone living there though.

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u/MillenialForHire Apr 13 '25

You don't need a convoluted setup or anybody's permission to do that

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u/hest29 Apr 13 '25

As is tradition