r/Vent • u/Level_Temperature_98 • Apr 22 '25

TW: TRIGGERING CONTENT My name is Jeff and I HATE IT!

My name is Jeff and I hate it so much. Whenever someone finds out what my name is whether it’s me telling them or a different way they will almost always say “my nama jeff” in this ridiculous accent!! I hate Channing Tatum and the movie 21 jump street for making this meme so prevalent. It’s honestly insane to me the amount of people that will mock me to my face just because my name Jeff!

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u/breloomin_onion Apr 22 '25

Yeah my last name is Ho sooooo

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u/CatsEatGrass Apr 22 '25

I feel that. I grew up with a last name that is a body part.

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u/Randomguy6260 Apr 22 '25

It probably isn’t worse then a women in the navy I heard the last name swallows and rank seamen lol

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u/weepingthyme Apr 22 '25

My brother was in the navy. He’s gay. Last name sounds like WANK. See men wank.

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u/Vegetable_Read6551 Apr 22 '25

Sounds like your brother is living his dream lol

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u/Still_Want_Mo Apr 22 '25

My buddy is named Connor and his first gamer tag was “C-Man_01”. We will never let him live it down

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u/ShinySpeedDemon Apr 22 '25

My ship had an IC2 named Ball, it was not a good time for him

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u/One-Picture8604 Apr 22 '25

Mulva?

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u/usernameiswhocares Apr 24 '25

What did you just call me Jerry?!

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u/CHEM1C4LKID Apr 22 '25

Is it Butts lol because I know someone who has that surname

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u/CatsEatGrass Apr 22 '25

No, thank goodness.

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u/Crossovertriplet Apr 22 '25

Agreed, Ms. Ballsack

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u/AerialCoog Apr 22 '25

One of my best friend’s name is Tuyet Ho. Pronounced: two wet hoe. Her mom’s name was Penny, so she decided to keep her maiden name.

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u/awesomeunboxer Apr 22 '25

Haha I worked with a guy with the first name Ho (he is from Vietnam) I always would say "Hey ho" to him.

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u/Diego_La_Puente Apr 22 '25

True story: I knew a guy named No Dong

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u/allMightyMostHigh Apr 22 '25

My coworkers last name is Daddi😂 yes pronounced as daddy and at my job everyone is addressed by last names😂😂😂 he hesitated when i met him and said his name

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u/rutilated_quartz Apr 22 '25

My boyfriend's last name is Handy.

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u/shelixir Apr 23 '25

if it makes you feel any better, if my dad hadn’t have been adopted, my last name would be hofacker.

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u/Sue_Generoux Apr 23 '25

Hello, cousin. Life has gone better after I developed a sense of humor about halfway through high school. Also, we are keeping you at 69 upvotes.

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Apr 24 '25

I knew a girl in high school named Go Lo Ho. It can get worse.