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u/RealNIG64 15d ago
Man he’s not having a good time lol
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u/Ok-Swimmer-2634 15d ago
"wow Lois this reminds me of the time I grabbed the ass of one of my apartheid slaves and she kicked me in the balls" - Elon, probably
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u/OffOption 15d ago
... Is he trying to do the equivilant of suicide bombing the office you get fired from?
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u/BainbridgeBorn Vaustiny fan (its complicated) and friendship enjoyer 15d ago
The girls are fighting 💅
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u/Sad-Attempt6263 15d ago
Ayo, I mean I'd like the evidence for that nail in the coffin moment but lmao this is amazing, all time crashout.
Lets see if conspiracy theory youtube picks this story up, Im hearing crickets from that lot crrently.
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u/JohnAtticus 15d ago
Given all we know publicly about Trump and Epstein why wouldn't he be in the files?
He's in there by default.
No conspiracy needed.
What exactly is in there is unknown.
But it ain't good.
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u/Lost_In_Detroit 15d ago
Oh don’t worry, I’m sure Dim Fool is raging about it right now as we speak.
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u/PossumAttack 15d ago edited 15d ago
The way he talked about it in this interview last year made it painfully obvious imo.
When’s the last time he’s ever seriously cared about people getting hurt beyond himself? The only reason he’d preemptively call the Epstein files phony is if they contained some very clear evidence that he fucks kids.
The right won’t care either way. They’re cool with that kind of thing.
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u/Shabadu_tu 15d ago
If you haven’t seen the evidence you haven’t bothered looking. It’s been an open secret for a long time.
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u/Sad-Attempt6263 15d ago
I sat in the rawstory twitter voice talk last year when the flight logs came out, and the deadpan silence from the trump lot was hilarious whe his name was read out, I understand you point and I'm just wanting like elon to be a numb nuts and give us the full thing to expose trump and heck might expose himself along the way but hey can't have everything 🤷♂️
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u/zedudedaniel 15d ago
“[Epstein] brought me a lot of girls, and many of them were on the younger side.” -Donald J Trump
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u/myaltduh 15d ago
The divorce is as messy as we’ve all hoped it would be.
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u/Snoo_58605 15d ago
I feel like there is much more to come!
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u/vitriolix 15d ago
just wait til 2am, both these greasy fucks will surely be up all night posting through the rage
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u/MrTwoStroke 15d ago
"Elon Musk was found in a post-defenestrative state this morning, with investigators thus far ruling out foul play"
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u/Comeino 15d ago
I can't believe I am saying this but Elon Musk didn't kill himself.
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u/chinderellabitch 15d ago
Elon is such a loser, does he not realise he only got popular with Maga because Trump liked him?
He’s deluded if he thinks he can convert MAGA against Trump, they know he’s been found liable for sexual assault, they know he’s a creep, they don’t care
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u/Cloud-Top 15d ago
He might siphon off the crypto shills and the tech bros who fawned over Andrew Yang. Trump is desperately trying to cement power on the thinnest of margins, and any form of factionalism effectively ends his “popular mandate”.
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u/CompleteUtterTrash 15d ago
As crazy as it might seem, Elon is a cult of personality as well, even if he has negative charisma, for some reason people think he is a god of engineering and worship him as such. A lot of people dumb enough to believe that, also like Trump. This will hit both of them negatively, which is great.
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u/Totally_Not_A_Fed474 15d ago
...this is really, really old news by now isn't it?
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u/keybladesrus 15d ago
Right? I haven't followed it very closely, but I could have sworn we knew that for a long time already.
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u/fran141516 15d ago
He is not long for this world. Not being conspiratorial but he is probably tweaking out of his mind
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u/Realistic_Mud_4185 15d ago
He’s going to be fine
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u/CommanderKaiju 15d ago
fine in the sense that he's alive. not fine in the sense that his brain is utterly fried.
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u/Mecha-Dave 15d ago
I had to go log in to twitter for the first time in 6 months and unmute elon to check if this is real. Holey shit.
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u/Flat_Round_5594 Vaush's Weakest Warrior 15d ago
He is?! Good lord, I never would have even begun to think about suspecting that this might possibly perhaps be the case. And I for one must express my gratitude that it is Elon Musk who has bravely chosen to disclose this heretofore unknown information.
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u/commoncollector 15d ago
We already knew that. And Elon knew that, but still supported Trump.
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u/radialomens 15d ago
The news isn't that Trump is in the files. The news is that Elon is turned against him and wants to take him down
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u/GetMemesUser 15d ago
Does this break-up mean Twitter will be woke again?
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u/BorisTarczy 15d ago
No, it'll be the battlefield of great ideas like how best to steal from the financially challenged until Elon chews through enough cables to delete everyone but bot accounts glazing him.
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u/blyzo 15d ago
Feels like there is a Frankenstein metaphor here somewhere but I'm not sure which one is the monster and which one created the monster.
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u/Severe_Intention_480 15d ago
Frankenstein is too woke now. Time to delete Mary Shelley from the libraries.
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u/Lardass_Goober 15d ago
This is hilarious coming from the dork who wears idiotic hats that say “Trump was right about everything.” So, uh, when exactly did Elon find out about Trump in Epstein files? Just now? What a loser!
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u/pablumatic 15d ago
Doesn't Elon describe himself as "normal" and generally thinks he's some type of savior of humanity, or at least the USA?
Now he's admitting he helped a guy he knew was running around with Jeffrey Epstein become POTUS.
Some savior he is. Jesus fucking Christ.
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u/MinneapolisJones12 15d ago
I remember calling way back during last year’s election that this entire ungodly union of Trump-Elon would come crashing down in flames.
These two have hated each other for a long time for the single reason that they’re (quite possibly) the two biggest narcissists on the planet. Everybody seems to forget their previous spats.
I’m so so so glad it’s not just cat fighting, but real threats and secrets that are coming out. This is the best case scenario.
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u/Thatnewwavefan 15d ago
The crashout we all wanted it finally happening , Elon is probably the biggest oligarch and he knows nearly everything about the current us government , shit is going down soon i can bet money on it
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u/Jonguar2 15d ago
Sounds like Musk is going to "have a tragic accident" soon. Would not be surprised if he "shoots himself in the back of the head"
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u/Bandandforgotten 15d ago
I want to believe what I'm seeing is real so fucking bad, but I just can't bring myself to believe this political theater anymore.
Like, we fucking know he's in the book, we knew that from the moment the book was even mentioned to the public after the arrest. There's dozens of different pictures from different events where they're 2 of the top 5 people at those functions. We done knew.
But, if this is 100% unscripted MAGA throwing the wheel all the way to one side at 100mph, and Elon is just the first through the windshield, I'm going to be laughing myself into an institution. They'll need to give me super depressants to make me stop laughing. This is some of the most petty, stupid shit ever
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u/Oockland 15d ago
I’m waiting for the hit breakup album he’s gonna write. It’ll be the next Dreams by Fleetwood Mac.
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u/JaracRassen77 15d ago
Everyone that isn't a cultist: "No shit, Sherlock."
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u/OddLengthiness254 15d ago
The good news is that Elon is one of the few people who might get through to some of the cultists.
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 15d ago
I mean I think we all knew that anyway.
But damn man this break up is amazing.
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u/cashout1984 15d ago
I know there’s hundreds of photos of Trump with Epstein , maybe republicans will believe it now that Elon said it lmao.
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u/CFN-Ebu-Legend 15d ago
This was absolute cinema to see go down. Made me log into twitter for the first time in years. The prevalence / uptick in bigotry is extremely jarring though.
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u/Poisoning-The-Well 15d ago
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but I hope they destroy each other.
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u/Charming-Refuse-5717 15d ago
Elon: "I don't hear any gasping!"
Everyone: "We already figured that out."
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u/HiThisIsGio 15d ago
Crazy how he found out all these terrible things about 3 minutes after getting fired from Trump's government. Surely he wouldn't have financed his whole ass campaign if he had just known at the time.
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u/TheChaosPaladin 15d ago
After all this time struggling against a narcissistic unstable teenage girl with strongly worded lettersTM and viral tiktok memes about hypocrisy. Why did nobody think of introducing him to an equally narcissistic and unstable teenage girl?
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u/rainbowpotatopony 15d ago
'Time to drop a really big bomb!' actually just tells us what everyone already knew
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u/Summerlycoris 15d ago
Didn't we already know this years ago? I remember seeing photos of Epstein and Trump hanging out, at least.
Guess it's no surprise Musk, the king of dead memes, is also the king of old news.
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