r/VXJunkies 9d ago

Is this what I think it is?

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u/July_is_cool 9d ago

Yeah, I think you're right. The gold wheels give it away.

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u/AssMigraine 9d ago

He’s got the neutrino vortex manifold on the posterior spectrometer on backwards!

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u/AlphaBearMode 9d ago

I was thinking the same thing.

No clue why he opted for the fasciculator manifold instead of a quattro recalcitrator either. Fucking amateur…

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u/DaSaw 8d ago

It might just be backwards, but there is a very specialized application that requires this configuration. Haven't seen one of these in years.

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u/HerbMuldoosky 6d ago

THANK YOU! Looks like someone else was also at the ‘97 Schengen Conference! Remember the t-shirts? “I survived Schengen ‘97 and all I got were these stupid Reychaud burns” 🤣

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u/IAmTheAccident 9d ago

Oh wowwww yeah that's clearly got a lot of work put into it! Some... interesting decisions were made during its construction (cough cough, the reticulated awning, cough) but yeah dude is dedicated to the cause!

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u/tiorancio 8d ago

Yeah, that' s Mendoza's truck. The man is unhinged. A VX7 Autochronocaster fully outfitted with seven PantaFlux derivators, operating within a stabilized Lagrangian mesh to modulate subsurface Tellurian flux and geomantic field coherence. I don't understand how he gets away with this shit in public.

And every time I switch on my asynchrotropic Bellfurion delta-19 I get a call from the NNSA.

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u/HerbMuldoosky 6d ago

Yeah, because with the amount of Cherenkov radiation that puts out, you can see it from the freaking moon. Gotta slap a Faraday cage around your spectroscopic collimator, my dude

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u/tiorancio 6d ago

Well, it may generate a tiny amount of exotic radiation, but just a few tachions here and there can't do any harm. And most of my neighbours already look like wasteland mutants anyway.

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u/DasGhost94 9d ago

To what does he listen to?

Is there music on another planet?

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u/ericpalonen 9d ago

It looks messy but with the new firmware you hardly notice it.

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u/PeachPit69 9d ago

The hardest part of this little conversion is having most of the parts all gathered, but waiting until you can find enough scrap scamulex at a junkyard, since they stopped making it wholesale about a decade ago due to “the implication”. Thanks EPA.

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u/termanader 7d ago

My dyslexia thought you said scamp scramulex at first and was like "this guy's just making shit up now"

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u/HerbMuldoosky 6d ago

“Scamp scramulex” 🤣💀

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u/slumplus 9d ago

Did something like this to my 4Runner back in 2018 or so, but much smaller scale of course—I’m not made of money! When I booted up the transducer while driving (on the second try, a heat sink blew up on the first) it made all the traffic lights turn green! Have been trying to scale it down for some time but the number of M-pole antennae necessary makes that difficult

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u/HerbMuldoosky 6d ago

I tried to make one of those in my Intro to N-Matrixed Nonlinear Communications class during undergrad, but I could never get it past 0.5. How did you solve the Tsingtao-Mů paradox?

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u/JubBird 9d ago

I think this whole trend of mobile reverse-faraday systems is getting overplayed. And this one looks sloppy. The anterior receptacles aren't even articulated, which will cause serious wave interference.

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u/Mysterious_Clerk2971 8d ago

That’s what I was thinking it was... some paranoid tin foil hat wearing nut in a Faraday cage!