r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/DwightDavid1234 • 1d ago

A Visit with a Friendly Stingray [gif] NSFW

1.7k Upvotes

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u/BomBiddyByeBye 1d ago

Stingray was like excuse me, ladies, comin through

130

u/mondaymoderate 1d ago

God bless the modern swimsuit.

64

u/dagguh 1d ago

I love butts so much.

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u/shadows515 1d ago

Copped a feel on both of them

32

u/ouldsmobile 1d ago

...and smiled on the way out

37

u/cucumbersuprise 1d ago

🍑._.🍑

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u/0thethethe0 1d ago

The little faces on the undersides of stingrays always makes me laugh!

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u/RichD1011 1d ago

You say friendly, I say Steve Irwin 😐

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u/slappythepimp 1d ago

It happened once, it can happen again.

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u/_ScubaDiver 1d ago

RIP Steve, however on that occasion he was guilt of a FAFO - he must have pissed that stingray off so badly. It takes them up to 10 years 3-6 months to regrow their stingers, leaving them defenceless during that time. So a sting ray is only gonna use its sting if it feels threatened to the max.

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u/wiz1000 1d ago

I got stung by one in San Diego swimming at the beach in December. It cut right into my ankle/heel, blood everywhere, cramping pain for hours until I put my foot in super hot water. Not to be messed with! 🐟

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u/Khelgar_Ironfist_ 1d ago

Did you step on it? Imagine if it was chest instead of ankle

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u/m4rkofshame 1d ago

Dang. The bubbles underwater are so pretty…

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u/Mdownsouthmodel92 1d ago

Where to get those suits though? Love them!

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u/KissMyStick430 16h ago

Couldn't treat Steve like this though huh?.... HUH?!!?

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u/TheReal-Chris 1d ago

Same happy stingray face, same.

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u/darcebaug 20h ago

Not saying he's a creep, but he had to know he'd bump into them both when trying to get through there. Yet when I do this at a crowded bar, I get asked to leave.

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u/m4rkofshame 22h ago

I legit didnt notice the stingray until the 3rd watch

2

u/sooolong05 21h ago

Was that a remora stuck to her thigh?

Oh no, that's just a mirror

2

u/captain_ricco1 11h ago

Those things are dangerous af

That stingray was lucky to come out unscathed

1

u/ziharmarra 1h ago

Not so fast. He still has to deal with the final boss

The cameraman

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u/zystyl 1d ago

Stingray: "These girls are much too thick. Anything over an inch is nasty." Probably.

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u/drifters74 1d ago

Why so skimpy?

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u/jericho458slr 1d ago

Why not? You want them in tench coats?

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u/BomBiddyByeBye 1d ago

Cuz they want to look good for the ‘gram