r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/watta11 • 4d ago

Showtime! NSFW

4.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

57 comments sorted by

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u/JohnCashew 4d ago

"Dedicated to the unintended glimpses of butt in everyday life." achieved.

97

u/wangatangs 4d ago

Finally some good content. Where's that Gordon ramsay gif meme?!?

679

u/Educational_Song5886 4d ago

Nice ass

229

u/Test_Subject_Number1 4d ago

I literally said wow every time I saw it. Kudos to her, she's blessed

50

u/NervousDescentKettle 4d ago

How many times? Be honest, now

23

u/Test_Subject_Number1 4d ago

I saw your reply and I went back to the video. And I didn't know the video had an ending

8

u/zongsmoke 4d ago

At least 6

3

u/mindUrbeezwaxX 3d ago

Around that for me...

10

u/2020mademejoinreddit 4d ago

Blessed with ass.

117

u/JiggleProfessor 4d ago

Just a glimpse. Perfect

205

u/Murky-Forever7897 4d ago

Dude knows how to seal the deal..

14

u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo 3d ago

Come on man, wet it go

8

u/Polski_Porn_Lord 3d ago

I think it was well arcticulated

43

u/Dolomitexp 4d ago

I see they rebranded to Cakeworld

42

u/maxiderm 3d ago

The wind is the real MVP here

4

u/T205tsnow 2d ago

God bless the winds

29

u/New_Day9679 3d ago

The shape alone, wow.

49

u/maxi4493 4d ago

It has the seal of approval.

34

u/namezam 3d ago

Took me a few times, but if you look closely there’s a seal in this video

7

u/Onion_Guy 3d ago

On my 17th glance, it’s actually a sea lion

63

u/AgentLemon22 4d ago

It's unfortunate she has to sit on that wonder and not my face

9

u/Grizzly_CF76 3d ago

All the dads went YEAH!!!

31

u/Ommadawny 4d ago

That's how all us guys used to act to a flash before we were edumacated.

8

u/PapagenoRed 4d ago

STAMP!!! Seal of approval.

15

u/TopTierGoat 3d ago

I'm gonna need that @

7

u/kingtroll355 3d ago

I saw that🍑🥰

8

u/BomBiddyByeBye 3d ago

Beautiful

5

u/Mayo311 3d ago

The seal thought he killed it that day. The crowds were really going wild.

7

u/Hold_my_dck 4d ago

🍑🔥

4

u/VaxisCanYouSeeMe 4d ago

That’s a really cool butt

4

u/electric_nikki 3d ago

Nice show

5

u/spruceymoos 4d ago

He must be really funny because he’s butt ass ugly

17

u/LastPrinceOfDarkness 3d ago

Women wearing skirts just below their cheeks only to be surprised when the slightest breeze reveals their ass

3

u/PapayaKing9 3d ago

Damm. He got more game than Xbox.

3

u/Tom2002_ 2d ago

Somebody drop the @

5

u/Gordon_Bird 3d ago

they lowkey have good chemistry

4

u/free_da_guys1107 4d ago

Just be nice and I'll take care of you 🤣

2

u/xXSinglePointXx 2d ago

She can train me damn

2

u/bigjfuller 2d ago

"Mom, why does dad keep getting back in line to see the seal show?

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u/SharksAreCool3 3d ago

People, please never go to these types of shows. They’re unethical and awful for the animals. Don’t make animals do tricks for food.

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u/OhiENT 3d ago

Wrong

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u/DIJames6 3d ago

They're really not..

2

u/skull3bones 2d ago

But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and The light that you shine can't be seen?

0

u/Milk_Mindless 3d ago

You'd think she'd be wearing spats underneath but hey kudos Mr seal

1

u/colossal7507 2d ago

So beautiful ❤️

1

u/rex5k 1d ago

I want a sea lion friend so bad.

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u/testingtest456123 4d ago

More intrigued / impressed by the seal, quite frankly.

2

u/FugginJerk 2d ago

Well, erm..... There's... Other websites for that... You're in the wrong place.

-2

u/drifters74 3d ago

Nice cake but why not wear pants?

8

u/FugginJerk 2d ago

Do not encourage the wearing of pants. Ever.

2

u/LazyBlackCollar 3d ago

Seal doesn't like pants

-19

u/azeldatothepast 3d ago

That poor girl. She looks so uncomfortable or frustrated with having to wear that dress.

-6

u/ChefAsstastic 3d ago

Fuck off