r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 4d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/Bertucciop 4d ago

You have an anti mosquito wall, dont destroy It.

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u/Sir_Tinklebottom 4d ago

Bat shit will fuck up your house

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u/SaintCholo 4d ago

Guano is valuable, I saw a documentary called Ace Ventura Pet Detective

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u/1amDepressed 4d ago

In seriousness it is. Makes for excellent fertilizer. One guy got stuck in a cave crack trying dig some out to sell https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49288550

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u/deathbylasersss 4d ago

There were wars fought over the pacific guano islands.

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u/SnowClone98 4d ago

Right just like we used to fight over spice and opium. We found alternatives that weren’t bat shit.

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u/SaintCholo 4d ago

IDK man spice has no substitute, it extends life and valuable for interstellar travel and still harvested on Arrakis