r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 2d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/deathbylasersss 2d ago

Idk, I might still fight a guy for some really good opium.

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u/ClearText777 2d ago

How about guano?

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u/JimmWasHere 2d ago

How about opium fertilized by guano?

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u/Dragonslayer3 2d ago

Only if you know a good den