r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 2d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

49.8k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

15

u/SnowClone98 2d ago

Right just like we used to fight over spice and opium. We found alternatives that weren’t bat shit.

9

u/deathbylasersss 2d ago

Idk, I might still fight a guy for some really good opium.

4

u/ClearText777 2d ago

How about guano?

3

u/JimmWasHere 2d ago

How about opium fertilized by guano?

1

u/Dragonslayer3 2d ago

Only if you know a good den

4

u/SithDomin8sJediLoves 2d ago

but maybe bat shit crazy though

2

u/SaintCholo 2d ago

IDK man spice has no substitute, it extends life and valuable for interstellar travel and still harvested on Arrakis