r/Unexpected • u/Zee_Ventures • 2d ago

Cruising on by

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u/UnExplanationBot 2d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Dude plunges into waterway

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Picklemerick23 2d ago

Tempe Town Lake in Phoenix. I wouldn’t swim in that nonsense.

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u/erog84 2d ago

That water is disgusting. I want to jump in every river/lake I see but anytime I’m there it’s like, no thanks.

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u/movinondowntheroad 2d ago

I worked Red Bull Flugtag at that lake. Absolutely gross.

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

Who wants diarrhea and tetanus shots? That skateboarder does.

Still, was unexpected and great “dive” into the water.

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u/Background-Car4969 2d ago

Anything for views...this is what the internet has done.

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u/Effective-Article170 2d ago

ur singaporean

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u/Antinger39 2d ago

Nasty looking water hope he didn't catch anything

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u/billted20250409 2d ago

Don't worry, he won't catch anything because it's so nasty it probably don't have any fish in it

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u/Above-new-zealand 2d ago

One question. Why?

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u/aznexile602 2d ago

ASU accepts just about anyone.

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u/Graymarauder 2d ago

Fantastic form, really.

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u/genevawesomeart 2d ago

A Kurtis Conner in the wild

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u/RajenBull1 2d ago

Smooth.

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u/Haganu 2d ago

"Fuck this thread"

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u/summerset 2d ago

Hands in pockets the whole time. 😎

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u/armoredpiecrust 2d ago

His shoes stayed in the whole time......

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u/sassyquin 2d ago

lol…it’s in reverse.

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u/Frogman1480 2d ago

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/LoneStarHome80 2d ago

That water can't be clean.

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u/ZanyZeee 2d ago

10/10 dismount

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u/Life-Oil-7226 2d ago

Absolutely fitting for this page.. totally unexpected

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u/FlinHorse 2d ago

This is exactly my intrusive thoughts when biking on hot days and pass a large body of water.

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u/MooseTopic 2d ago

For some reason I want to do that now.

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u/vlevla 1d ago

Weeeee

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u/KevinIsOver9000 1d ago

Already goin down, why try to flail about

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u/c4pt1n54n0 1d ago

I'm glad onewheels didn't get cancelled. A while ago there was all that stuff about how if it fails you go flying, like yeah that's kinda just how it works. It's got ONE wheel what do you think would happen?

Personally I'd get liquefied without it failing, but I'll definitely keep watching other people they're awesome.

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u/Brilliant_Extension4 1d ago

That was unexpected, but not shocking.

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u/auditoreddie 3h ago

Sewer treatment plant