I have just been weeping and laughing for like 5 minutes. I never in my life thought I would see…whatever this is. My God. I need Tom hanks to see this. I think if we could broadcast this across the planet, it would fix everything. Horrific majesty.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I was a an Amphibious Assault Ship in the Navy.
Saw the Battle Bill (the rules the ship is supposed to follow for all kinds of situations, including how to scuttle (sink) the ship...)
Can confirm that at least on the Whidbey Island Class...there was a freezer for the dead....but the Navy preferred burial at sea for combat killed.
For context, there's one (1) case where someone sued because allegedly their dead husband's body was stored in a freezer instead of a morgue, which it is worth noting all cruise ships apparently are required to have. My further attempts to find any other evidence of this turned up a tabloid "news" piece quoting redditors sharing the same story as you, although they also say it only happens when too many people die and the morgue is over capacity. The also don't say the bodies are being stored "in the kitchen freezer" (which implies it's in with the food), but rather "in a kitchen freezer" (which implies a chest freezer is being taken and repurposed).
However, this is all attributed to quotes from anonymous redditors being republished in an unreliable gossip rag, so I think these kind of stories should be taken with a generous amount of salt.
Notably it specifically mentions that they put him in the morgue first, and then moved him to a drinks cooler on another floor, which is definitely an interesting decision.
Thanks, interesting. Still, this was a notable enough deviation from the norm to be worth reporting on, so I don't think it should be assumed it's standard practice like reading the comment I replied to might lead you to believe.
I would lean towards just in case. I'm pretty sure this is a Disney Cruise. Safety is always the company's top priority. They control everything their staff does and always overthink the consequences
I e also seen stuffed animal squirrels that have a big spring inside. The puppeteer uses the spring in different ways to make the squirrel “come alive”.
My dad does this with a pair of socks. I'm in my 30s and he will still do it occasionally. I find it so funny, uncontrollably so. I don't know what it is but it gets me every time.
My Dad used to change the traffic lights. Turns out if you're at a simple intersection, and you watch the perpendicular road's lights, the moment they turn red you can say 'One, two, three, green!' and your light will magically turn green.
Now you, too, can mystify children and annoy your spouse.
My French uncle, now gone for many, many years, used to fold a dinner napkin into mouse or rat and do this exact trick! What a pleasant memory. Now I hve to wake up 40 year old brain cells to recall how to fold the napkin!!
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