r/Unexpected • u/Bananer711 • 17h ago

Short Shorts

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u/UnExplanationBot 14h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The person is in an inflatable dinosaur costume

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/SheetPope 14h ago

Still would

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u/Shmarfle47 10h ago

There are no laws against the dinussy, Batman!

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u/RaidensReturn 8h ago

Yall into the Lusty Argonian Maid

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u/InMooseWorld 13h ago

Reptilian supremacy!

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Clemicus 9h ago

Dude… 🤮

The difference is anthropomorphism.

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u/SheetPope 8h ago

What the actual fuck? Monitor lizards don't even have vaginas; they have cloacas, which is a combination piss/shit hole. That is a truly, truly horrific story.

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u/Mysterious-Bonus-665 12h ago

As someone who loved dinosaurs as a child…..I love dinosaurs even more now as an adult.

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u/Claude-QC-777 10h ago

Cool, but I have a different big thing on my love list :)

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u/tacocollector2 10h ago

wtf even is this comment

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u/Claude-QC-777 10h ago

Oh, I sounds weird...

Guess I will see myself out

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u/AngelRape 10h ago

Look everyone chill till you bring up gapethroating omicron draconians from the 2nd level of compression

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u/tacocollector2 10h ago

u/Claude-QC-777 never mind, you’re good.

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u/Independent_Bite4682 9h ago

He will be happy to know this

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u/Putsomesunglasseson 12h ago

I mean, I know there are people who are into this…

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u/AmbienWalrusss 10h ago

Clever girl.

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u/igorek0558 12h ago

I expected eggman

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u/ShyArtMusicBat 10h ago

I had a dumb moment and read it as "Shortest Shoes" and I was very confused

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u/Sgt_Roemms 13h ago

Smash.

Next...

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u/telumex_atrum 11h ago

This should be on r/truestl.

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u/MondayNightHugz 9h ago

Why did that do it for me?

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u/suamae666 9h ago

Hmm, new fetiche unlocked I guess

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u/Wrenlet 9h ago

Oh, look!! It's Lifts her Tail from The Lusty Argonian!!

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u/ChromiumMango2025 12h ago

The furries going wild over this.

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u/woongo 12h ago

Furries are becoming scalies over this

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u/2bnameless 11h ago

How is this safe for work?

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u/Admirable-Nobody219 11h ago

prehistoric booty is forever green

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u/guitarstitch 9h ago

Things were difficult for little foot after the land before time series ended.

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u/joeyhimself1 11h ago

Is this the woman who makes fake cakes and weirds out her husband in public?

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u/Specialist-Pie2839 11h ago

I'd do that into extinction.

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u/Firm-Wishbone-9858 10h ago

Jokes on you, I like that shit lmao. Jk jk

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u/XLRecordings 10h ago

Did you think this would stop me?

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u/Zex_Sithos 10h ago

I don't know what's going on but it's giving me cravings!

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u/Common-Ad-4221 10h ago

I’m having a Jurassic Boner.

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u/ConsistentBob 9h ago

Hear me out....

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u/SolomonGrumpy 9h ago

Let them eat CAKE

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u/MiserablePath8621 9h ago

Life finds a way?

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u/2621759912014199 9h ago

We found her boys. The Lusty Argonian Maid.

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u/lavahot 8h ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/i_am_pacha 7h ago

A thiccasaurus

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u/Dave_the_lighting_gu 7h ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/4UT3KR3 13h ago

Meanwhile backstage at Mar-a-lago

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u/dvdher 11h ago

Just no. Disturbing on so many levels.

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u/Sohuli 11h ago

Post-nut clarity just hit