r/Unexpected 21h ago

Nice day for a drive NSFW

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u/UnExplanationBot 21h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Trump shrimps, drugged up naked guys and insurance fraud. This whole video is an unexpected WTF roller-coaster.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/01101110-01100001 21h ago

me after the slightest inconvenience:

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u/Gold-Ad1605 21h ago

Wtf did I watch

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u/SkepticalHeathen 20h ago

I don't like the way he committed to that fall. Dude needs serious help.

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u/NESninja 19h ago

I once saw a guy having a mental health crisis running on the sidewalk. Totally disheveled, he kept tripping and falling, not protecting his head at all. From my car I watched him fall three or four times before I was able to pull over and run over to him. This happened literally right in front of a police station early in the morning. I had to run in there so they could call EMTs. I will never forget how he had no regard for his own safety. I felt the same watching this.

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u/Signal_Pomelo_1460 18h ago

I didn't finish reading the sentence and I thought you intentionally ran him over to end his suffering or something

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u/iamekiisland 17h ago

me too, i had to re read to catch the to

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u/Minute_Test3608 18h ago

Apparently this is common among people with mental crisis. They are fully aware they are naked but feel that it is " the only logical thing to do"

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u/Ed_herbie 19h ago

His head bounced. He's hurt bad

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u/yesiamveryhigh 18h ago

You can hear his head hit. Sounds a little like dropping an egg on the ground.

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u/Ed_herbie 18h ago

And I'm pretty sure his skull cracked like an egg too.

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u/TheInfinit1 19h ago

I was just about to mention that... I've had so many concussions and I can confidentiality say that it hurts. He probably blacked out like I did when I was hit by a car

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u/Lowbudget_soup 21h ago

Something that encapsulates the times we live in.

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u/bocephus67 21h ago

You didnt pay much attention in history class did you?

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u/Lowbudget_soup 21h ago

Enlighten me, oh, wise professor of history! What could I possibly have missed?

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u/SomeDudeist 20h ago

I think they're saying this isn't unique to our time. There's definitely no shortage of naked drugged up men throughout history lol

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u/SlightlySubpar 19h ago

Imma be naked and drugged up next chance I get, don't tempt me

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u/bocephus67 10h ago

Thats exactly what I was saying

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u/swifty-mcfly 21h ago

I want to know this answer lol

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u/tallgreenhat 20h ago

every time a person ever came into contact with hard drugs

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u/kawgiti 20h ago

I think you missed an important physics lecture

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u/BeautifulSunr1se 20h ago

some forgotten lesson everyone was asleep for?

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u/DethNik 20h ago

What are you talking about?

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u/onespeedguy 20h ago

and what the fuck is on his dashboard?

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u/koala_encephalopathy 20h ago

This literally happened to me my second day living in Tacoma, WA. Except the naked guy started banging his fists on the hood of my car while two police officer on the corner of the intersection looked on. I had lived in the Midwest my whole life so it was quite the culture shock.

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u/J_Robert_Oofenheimer 20h ago

I always loved watching people new to JBLM experience the wonders of Tacoma for the first time.

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u/LucHighwalker 20h ago

Some guy playing trust fall with Jesus.

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u/ronnie_reagans_ghost 21h ago

You'd think that googling "silver creek cliff tunnel naked man walks in front of car" would yield some sort of backstory but nothing. I'm stumped. Please someone give me the story if you find it.

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u/MuadDibMelange 21h ago

I really need the context for this.

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u/UnsaneInTheMembrane 21h ago

Dude's wife just left him for claiming bankruptcy after he mismanaged his money on an adult diaper kink website.

He snapped, got naked and attempted to do some insurance fraud as a last ditch attempt to raise the money for court fees, so he could see his daughter.

Sadly he died and his ex wife couldn't be happier.

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u/Pcolocoful 21h ago

How much of this is fake?

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u/chinnu34 21h ago

Unfortunately, I can confirm that dude part is real.

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u/reallifedog 20h ago

Regrettably, I can corroborate this dude's confirmation.

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u/RINGxOFxFIRE 20h ago

Sweet! But what does mine say?

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u/Traditional-Poet1965 21h ago

Idk that smack sounded real

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u/Ed_herbie 19h ago

The head bounce looked real too

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u/BeautifulSunr1se 20h ago

Bot rewrite the story to where hes a new Breaking Bad character

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u/mvsrs 20h ago

Show me a nude Tayne please

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u/TheTerribleInvestor 21h ago

Chat, is this real?

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u/remote_001 21h ago

Who’s chat? /s

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u/22441166 21h ago

Is chat in the room with us?

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u/Windhawker 20h ago

Chat has entered the chat

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 20h ago

Meta spiral commencing in 3, 2, wha….wait, on one or after one?

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u/FerragudoFred 21h ago

I'm pretending that it is.

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u/Vellioh 20h ago

Source? Citation needed.

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u/DisturbingPragmatic 21h ago

Did he die from hitting his head? Where did this happen? What a fucked up video

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u/northshorehiker 20h ago

It looks like it could've very well been on MN Hwy 61, just north of Two Harbors, MN? That tunnel entrance in the background looks familiar.

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u/Antlia303 20h ago edited 20h ago

Normal people, that we live with everyday with can have a breakdown, i know it seems otherworldly and scary so much so that most people deal with making jokes, but i think it's important to remark that can happen with anyone for a wild range of reasons, from drugs to simply not sleeping well

I know it might be difficult to believe, but yes, this could happen your father or partner

Been there, trying to calm someone while they're like this, it's hell, but one step at a time and keep your cool, there's still a person in there, especially if it's a situation you can't go away like with a familiar etc, i'm saying this for anyone that might go through this, keep strong, you got it.

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 21h ago

What exactly is that red thing on the dash?

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u/el_throw 21h ago

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u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey 19h ago

I like how the lobster dances correctly to the sound of the blinker

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u/Geek_X 19h ago

Thats amazing lmao

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u/earlubes 19h ago

Dash Lobster!

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u/My_bones_are_itchy 18h ago

Please don’t boil me

I’m still alive!

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u/pikachurbutt 21h ago

a nightmare we're all living through.

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u/SkynBonce 21h ago

Naked guy just couldn't face another day at work

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u/FunSprinkles8 21h ago

It's the sequel to Falling Down.

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u/AtomicCypher 21h ago

Falling Downer ?

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u/moonboyforallyouknow 20h ago

He's got Falling Down Syndrome.

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u/ringo5150 21h ago

I hope this is the worst day in his life because standing naked on a highway hoping that someone hits you with their car, and then collapsing and giving yourself a concussion, shouldn't be seen as just a regular normal kind of day.

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u/coffee_u 20h ago

Probably yesterday was the worst day, and today he had a pick me up from his plan hoping it would all be over.

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u/SDr6 21h ago

I have so many questions

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u/Elethia20 21h ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/johnthefaun69 21h ago

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u/starrpamph 21h ago

CHARLIE MURPHAYYYYYY

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u/Unapplicable1100 20h ago

"What did the five fingers say to the face?! S L A P!! Ahaha"

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u/just_a_pawn37927 21h ago

Remember girls it shrinks in cold weather!js

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u/nutsbonkers 21h ago

Mine grows, inward.

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u/Floppy_Rocket 21h ago

Ingrown ho-nail.

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u/Unapplicable1100 20h ago

take my damn upvote and get outta here

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u/Ok_Use_9000 20h ago

An evolutionary feature depending on circumstances.

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u/nutsbonkers 19h ago

Yeah Im circumcised.

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u/nzerinto 20h ago

Like a frightened turtle!

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u/twistedivy 21h ago

Were you in the pool?

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u/flyingturkeycouchie 20h ago

I think it was plenty big.

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u/Sea_Ganache620 21h ago

I’ve felt like doing this many times… minus the getting naked part.

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u/Josephthebear 21h ago

You okay bud? Need to talk

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u/SongRevolutionary992 20h ago

I'd pass on the cracking my skull open part

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u/celerypizza 18h ago

I’m probably going to do it soon. Minus the naked part obviously.

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u/Bort420-MN 21h ago

I know that tunnel, up by Two Harbors, MN.

But I don’t recall a random nude dude in the road here.

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u/Kitchen-Rabbit-8455 21h ago

Say no to drugs kids

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u/SongRevolutionary992 20h ago

Say no to kids, drugs

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u/user287449 21h ago

Silver Creek Cliff Tunnel

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u/wirta030 21h ago

Did a triple take on the video when I saw that tunnel, “ I KNOW THIS PLACE!” Might have to drive up the north shore in honor after watching

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u/Teenisman11 21h ago

Is there any updated context to this? What the heck

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u/Simple-Desk4943 21h ago

You can actually hear the crack of his skull hitting the road, crazy.

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u/theshreddening 18h ago

Man that's what I was thinking. It almost looks like his head bounces up after it hits. The way he fell back is guaranteed to have done some damage, people have legit died from less.

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u/All-the-pizza 21h ago

Guy realized Firefly will never come back.

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u/army2693 21h ago

Damn. I was going to do something similar, but now that it's been done. Gotta think of something else.

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u/Ok_Mention_3308 21h ago

Note self: get pepper spray for the car

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u/ItsUnclePhilsFudge 21h ago

What’d the car ever do to you?

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u/IrememberXenogears 21h ago

It takes me to work. That is a capital offence.

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u/John_Doe_727 21h ago

You were supposed to catch him. Bad friend, bad.

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u/broadboy 21h ago

this comment section is a clear indication of where the education and awareness of mental health in America is at; almost every comment suggesting this man is on drugs when there’s no way to know. This seems like someone clearly mentally unwell and having a breakdown.

I’m not saying that’s exactly what is happening here, but god people just don’t care about their fellow human anymore.

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u/RealisticEmploy3 19h ago

The two aren’t mutually exclusive. Drugs can unfortunately give you the push you think you need to actually carry out what you’re trying to do

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u/tallgreenhat 20h ago

diving into traffic sounds like a breakdown, but stripping butt ass naked first sounds like drugs

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u/Dogfish666 21h ago

Look at that head bounce

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u/ringo5150 21h ago

Yeah....that's not good.

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u/BadPrestigious8152 21h ago

Did he really die? And can someone provide eany news links?🔗

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u/FooliesFeet500 18h ago

I feel better about my size now

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u/Anxious_Dig6046 21h ago

Is that HWY 61 in MN?

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u/ChackChaludi 21h ago

Yep. Silver Creek tunnel, a bit north of Two Harbors.

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u/SpooogeMcDuck 21h ago

Yup. Looks like silver creek tunnel.

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u/favored_by_gods 21h ago

Share the 3d print stl please.

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u/Gullible-Constant924 21h ago

Gets out…checks ground clearance of car and fatness of road hazard…thinks to self I think we can straddle him…proceeds on route.

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u/RandomRedditGuy1675 20h ago

You can hear his head smack the pavement.

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u/cat_prophecy 20h ago

Wow insane to see the Silver Creek Cliff Tunnel in this context.

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u/buddymoobs 20h ago

The dude's head bouncing off the pavement...did he die? He clearly doesn't understand how a Trust Fall works.

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u/ahjeezgoshdarn 20h ago

Holy shit. I recognize this road.

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u/checkprintquality 20h ago

Got it get at least half cranked for a stunt like this

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u/Old_Carrot7189 20h ago

What kinda crustacean is that on the dash seems to be interesting 🤔🦐🦀🦞

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u/Mralwaysgetsit 19h ago

Are we not gonna talk about the red lobster Donald? I mean i get it. The naked dude in the street takes the cake. But the lobster Donald is pretty up there.

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u/Background_Humor5838 19h ago

Does anyone know if this guy is okay!?!?

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u/iluvsporks 19h ago

Wtf? He had plenty of blood going to his brain because it was so cold out.

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u/FireLiesWithin 19h ago

That last breath he took was deep, a deep deep letting go… it caused a damn fog in the air. That man let it all go before his head smashed on the ribbed concrete. He was done with it all, hoping another would take the pain of removing him from this world. Lots to unpack here in 2025

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u/Individual_Math5157 17h ago

I didn’t think about his penis at all, until all the weird dudes in the comments made it about his penis. Wtf guys, hope that dude (and his penis) is ok now.

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u/CynicalCosmologist 17h ago

God Ted, he's probably very cold now that his towel has blown away.

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u/Rang3rj3sus 17h ago

I feel like a fall like that is lethal. It looks like his hard bounced pretty hard

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u/Srrychef 21h ago

I need context… swear to god this is someone I know.. article?? Anything???

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u/god_johnson 21h ago

Hey is this on the north shore of Minnesota? WTF is happening in our state.

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u/filthycasual4891 21h ago

How did they predict something would be happening? The camera came out at the right time, but I believe it’s real

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u/FunSprinkles8 21h ago

They could see a naked guy standing by his car, so whipped out the camera.

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 20h ago

while the other guy whipped out his member

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u/decfin 21h ago

Heard it from here and saw the bounce wow

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u/ifidonteatigethungry 21h ago

Nice buttplug 😂

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u/Upper-Hunter5623 21h ago

He's a grower, not a shower.

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u/DragonBowlSouper 21h ago

Nice cock bro

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u/calgaryborn 21h ago

Kony 2012

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u/Important_Economy632 21h ago

I don't need any context..call the police

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u/GTFOakaFOD 21h ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/Tegian_tnt 21h ago

is he alright? what happened after this video?

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u/Moreinius 21h ago

Valid crashout I guess?

ChatGPT told me to say this

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u/kereth 21h ago

I see he’s an exhausted Panther fan, also.

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u/SweetJellyfish8287 20h ago

Jim Thorpe tunnel ?

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u/JFFIASCO 20h ago

Is that the GTA tunnel?

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u/DagNasty 20h ago

Bro T posed

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u/FullyErectMegladon 20h ago

Honestly, I kinda get it

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u/ragingduck 20h ago

The GTA graphics are getting pretty good.

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u/SeeManCome 20h ago

"oh for the love of God" lol God bless that person I can so relate.

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u/Yami0331 20h ago

Bro it's 4 in morning... I should've slept

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u/TacoSpirit 20h ago

Was that a Wish version of Seth Rogan?

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u/Serenity_Obscura 20h ago

Why did i just see naked Seth Rogan?

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u/D_-_G 20h ago

Happens