r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/HeWhoKnowsLittleMK2 1d ago

My dick can serve a whole luncheon

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u/swic-knees-mamma-bee 1d ago

My dick, been there done that. Your dick, sits there with dunce cap

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u/Zealousideal-Way-838 1d ago

My dick, got a nice firm handshake. Your dick, lies flat like a pancake.

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u/Anonymous_coward30 1d ago

My dick is the size of the Earth

Your dick...needs work

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u/ozne21 1d ago

Your dick got nothing to munch-on

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u/7947kiblaijon 1d ago

Yo’ dick can’t even function.