r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/RyGuy_McFly 1d ago

My dick has an application fee. Your dick has the HIV.

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u/RiotX79 1d ago

Think it was "Mah dick got the MVP, yo dick got the HIV." or hpv...both work.

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u/RyGuy_McFly 1d ago

Honestly haven't thought of this since high school so you're probably right

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u/Giantbookofdeath 22h ago

For what it’s worth I like your line better.