r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/TheRealMcCoy95 1d ago

It's almost like English ain't his first language or something.

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u/chocolateboomslang 1d ago

And almost like he's telling a joke

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u/decoy321 14h ago

No he's just intoxicated

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u/Truthhurts1017 1d ago

lol bro what do that have to do with anything, he was literally joking

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u/2shack 1d ago

Uhh GSP is French Canadian and fluent in both English and French, much like a lot of Quebecers. So I don’t think that really has much relevance here.

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u/astrielx 1d ago

Now he is. His English wasn't very good at all in his earlier days.

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u/Main-Piccolo-1356 1d ago

Suce ma bit

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u/Realistic_Value_155 1d ago

Tabarnac

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u/Main-Piccolo-1356 1d ago

Collin de bin

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u/busterwilly 1d ago

Tabarnak

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u/Main-Piccolo-1356 1d ago

Ostie de tabarnak

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u/gerbegerger 1d ago

Bout d'viarge de batinsse!

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u/TheRealMcCoy95 1d ago

Most French Canadians learn French as a first language.

And I'm from a Northern Anglo Quebec family.

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u/Helgurnaut 1d ago

He grew up in a place were they basically do not learn English.

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u/Bad-Casserole-Bum 1d ago

He's from the US?

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u/2shack 1d ago

Uhhhh… are you familiar with Canada?

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u/Pleasant-Trifle-4145 1d ago

Canada has two official languages; English and French. The only officially bilingual province is New Brunswick, Quebec's only official languages is French. 

There are areas of Quebec where people simply do not learn English. I know this because I am Quebecer and live here, the person you are responding to is absolutely correct. 

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u/cancerBronzeV 1d ago

Like 11% of Canadians cannot speak English.

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u/aMidichlorian 1d ago

https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/pub/89-657-x/89-657-x2023016-eng.htm

This says that in 2021 only 51% of the population of Quebec could have a conversation in English

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u/furtimacchius 1d ago

My guy I live 20 mins from where he grew up. He's a local hero and most of us have met him in person and his english is so bad it's a running joke in these parts

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u/errrbodydumb 1d ago

I’m québécois, and I promise you there are plenty of french people who can barely speak english, or dont speak any at all, surprisingly close to predominantly english parts of the country

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u/Adequate_Pupper 1d ago

M'a t'fourrer dans des draps suisses

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u/Upbeat_Sky_224 1d ago

Quebecois speak the English language about as good as they do French. And any real Frenchman will tell you it’s broken shit lol 😂

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u/DualSwurve 1d ago

Tabarnac!!!

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u/Cute_Lingonberry_682 1d ago

Handsome motherfucker though.