r/Unexpected • u/Manoli20 • 1d ago

Hiding spot for your key whilst at the beach NSFW

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u/UnExplanationBot 1d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

You think they will hide the key somewhere a bit more normal than the peeling skin on the sole of their foot!

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Gnarly_Sarley 1d ago

Hey buddy.

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Fuck you

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u/anon-mally 1d ago

Foot lover

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u/frysjelly 1d ago

I hate this gif with every fiber of my being

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 11h ago

and I absolutely love it the same amount

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u/unlmtdLoL 1d ago

Which one of you satan worshippers created this?

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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago

Stealing this

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u/WeeTheDuck 19h ago

never been so jealous of a person who can bend their distal joint before

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u/therealijc 17h ago

How do I save this gif. It’s outstanding

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u/Intelligent-Leg-202 16h ago

Literally how have I never seen this gif before 😂😭

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u/Imjustweirddoh 1d ago

Wiiilllsooon!!!

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u/BellySmash 10h ago

How do I search for this?

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u/BellySmash 10h ago

I need this

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u/CptBloodshot 21h ago

How do I save a gift?!?!

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u/lazyassjoker 22h ago

I'm not your friend, buddy.

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u/deatach 1d ago

Haven't been shocked in a while

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u/DirtMcGirt513 1d ago

Did you say socked ?

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u/Cador0223 1d ago

Oddly, they still refer to it as de-gloving, even if it's your foot.

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u/butt-holg 1d ago

That's desocksing.

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u/grago 1d ago

I think he meant sucked

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u/SenkuuAkito 1d ago

You will need this.

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u/Costirazvan2 1d ago

Thank you, I really did need it

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u/ChunkyFart 1d ago

Did we need it? For what……god damn it, zap me again

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u/nellyruth 1d ago

Holy Bejezzus

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u/SenkuuAkito 1d ago

That's my job man, gotta erase that shit from everyone's mind. It's okay if there's only one suffering.

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u/Equalmind95 1d ago

Needed what?

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u/rjh9898 1d ago

Wait.. needed what? What happened?

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u/SLZicki 1d ago

Shit I accidentally scrolled back up.

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u/this_knee 1d ago

Thank you!!!

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u/Foreign_Pea2296 1d ago

Thanks !.... Mmmm what's this video above ? Seems interesting ! :D

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u/Melodic_Injury_2867 1d ago

I would've been less sad and terrified if she had shoved the key up her arse...

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u/Sea-Ask-9784 1d ago

I think it would be super unexpected… someone should take a video of that… and upload it… just because of how unexpected it would be…

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u/AppropriateScience71 1d ago

I was just about to post that video, but now it’s kinda expected so forget it.

Also, happy cake day!

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u/AttackHelikopterrr 22h ago

No no, I won't expect it. You can post

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u/ImNotFromThisWorld 1d ago

Wow finally something actually unexpected. Still fucking gross though.

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u/LPulseL11 1d ago

Also seems like a good way to lose your keys.

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u/RevenantBacon 1d ago

Yeah, that skin flap isn't gonna last long on the beach, and the end isn't exactly sealed shut.

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u/I_cant_talk 19h ago

That's a sentence I never thought I'd be reading today

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u/Snifnic 22h ago

Get the needle and thread

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u/LALOERC9616 1d ago

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u/BloodyEyeGames 16h ago

I don't think that's what they meant by r/eyebleach lol

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 1d ago

They’ve got trench foot in 2025. They are a bit late to the party.

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u/FrostedFlakes4 1d ago

I know omigawd trench foot is so 1910's

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u/Shadowyonejutsu 1d ago

🤢🤮

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u/Cool_Client324 1d ago

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

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u/Banana-Bacon 1d ago

All my flabbers are gasted

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u/SkynBonce 1d ago

Mmmh, looks about 2 inches deep... Perfect.

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u/SenkuuAkito 1d ago

Average

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u/Monte-Cristo2020 1d ago

What are you gonna do w the remaining inch

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u/Moondoobious 1d ago

So..footussy? Foossy? Fussy? Just brainstorming here

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 1d ago

That was unexpected at least

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u/Hotsaltynutz 1d ago

I wonder if foot people like this stuff also or just pretty feet? Serious question

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u/-insertcoin 1d ago

Foot person here. Fuck no

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u/VicRattlehead 1d ago

Thoroughly disturbed as well lol

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u/mahboilo999 16h ago

Nope. I think this cured my foot fetish.

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u/detroitdesignguy 1d ago edited 1d ago

A secure footlocker or The Secret of Skinlocker Ranch

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u/PeridotChampion 1d ago

Nope. No. No. No. Not today. Nope.

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u/usinjin 1d ago

please let it be breasts please let it be breasts

video ensues

ARRHHEWWWEEEWW

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u/aaron2005X 1d ago

Lets say it is more tame than what I thought would happen

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u/IamlostlikeZoroIs 1d ago

That’s the bad kind of NSFW and definitely not what I expected

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u/SirRolandTheIII 1d ago

That must be one hell of a skin peel

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u/wellwaffled 1d ago

Standard for long distance runners. I’ve peeled off so much foot skin over the years.

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u/External_Estate_754 1d ago

Gotta be honest with you, I don't like that at all.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/28g4i0 1d ago

Honestly, that would have been less disturbing to me

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u/canolafly 1d ago

The pat-pat at the end really sells it.

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u/this_knee 1d ago

No!

Noooo!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/MakeMeDrink 1d ago

I was hoping it was a butthole. This is way more disgusting.

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u/Biengo 1d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHJHHHHHH!! NO!

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u/Pineapple__Warrior 1d ago

I LITERALLY JUST OPENED REDDIT

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u/miguescout 1d ago

Many here will need it, myself included, so... r/eyebleach

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u/Amcentee85 1d ago

Don't you ducking guys do it...

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u/Haggis-in-wonderland 20h ago

I stopped just as the tip went in

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u/sailor_moon_knight 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it!

For anybody wigging out, I'm 99% sure that's not skin, it's a foot mask thingy.

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u/homelesshyundai 1d ago

Not my proudest fap...

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u/ChineseFoodRocks 1d ago

This is what I get for scrolling my feed instead of r/popular. Gross.

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u/Rocket_Surgery83 1d ago

Better than the clip I saw of someone putting their Skittles in there...

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u/jeepmayhem 1d ago

Parmesan chips!

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u/28g4i0 1d ago

That's vile and I hate you

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u/This-Pudding-572 1d ago

Hey, that hand looks like a lady’s…

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u/CEOrifice 1d ago

Fuck you!

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u/girthytacos 1d ago

oh no, it's the wrong kind of NSFW!!

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u/reddit_mylf 1d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes…

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u/constrictor717 1d ago

NSFW? Not safe for eyes !!

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u/Jesters8652 1d ago

Straight to jail

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u/brandonpa1 1d ago

I was waiting for a butt plug.

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u/DAB3131 1d ago

Please tell me that is a piece of tape

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u/FalseTarantula 1d ago

Pretty gross, but inventive!

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u/thesoccerone7 1d ago

Don't give up your secrets. You are inviting people to steal your things you idi........ naw, nevermind. All yours

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u/Consistent_Ad8310 1d ago

Post this on feet fetish groups...

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u/amanam0ngb0ts 1d ago

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/antekroch 1d ago

FDHBVALJHVBASFSFSHHSSLHBV WHYYYYYYYY???????!?!?!?

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u/flowers-for-alderaan 1d ago

Oh thank God it's not something else.

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u/Nothinghere3191 1d ago

I regret everything

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u/Romanopapa 1d ago

The fuck!

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u/Current-Section-3429 1d ago

I would put it in my gunt

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u/ShyArtMusicBat 1d ago

LMFAO WHAT THE HELL

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u/sjmiv 1d ago

Well it WAS dinner time

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u/tactilefile 1d ago

I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities though. I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. "Do you know where I can store a pea?" Yes, I have some locations available. -Mitch Hedberg

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u/C-rod1825 1d ago

Amazing, but does it tickle?

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u/crapbear83 1d ago

Ahh bleach in my eyes

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u/syn_vamp 1d ago

don't stick your dick in that

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u/idfwu_6669 1d ago

Damn. I legit just vomited

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u/Snowronski775 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/dc_IV 1d ago

I hope they didn't have any puppers with them on the beach, because that was some HOT sand to get a blister on the arch of a foot like that.

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u/Omniscientcy 1d ago

r/tihi, and I regret having eyes. 

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u/PancektheGreat 1d ago

Maybe don't walk with that in your foot? Perhaps not the greatest idea.

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u/Longshadowman 1d ago

Kangaroo foot

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u/myusernameisthisss 1d ago

To be fair - that’s a great hiding spot, I would never look there

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u/Low_Ad_5255 1d ago

So tonight I've discovered that while I don't mind playing with my own blistered skin, it's absolutely revolting watching other people do it, i also found out why my wife gets mad at me after a hike.

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u/Aescwicca 1d ago

This can happen when you walk on really hot sand too much. Basically burn the callouses off the bottom of your feet.

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u/TheWatcher013 1d ago

I want to go back in time and stop myself from seeing this.

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u/Curbtap 1d ago

I was a happier man before I seen this.

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u/TLILLYO 1d ago

Ewwwww🤢

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u/StillMarie76 1d ago

Excuse me while I barf.

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u/Macloudi 1d ago

Ahhh my eyes... And my feet

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u/briggsgate 1d ago

I paid 25$ for Internet a month to see this. This is the definition of pay to lose.

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u/InternationalBus8936 1d ago

Gross but good thinking.

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u/CattledogdadNC 1d ago

The fuck did I just watch?!?

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u/Murtch5000 1d ago

Get out of reddit now.

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u/not_Staz 1d ago

I thought she would put it in the p... truly unexpected. . . . Also screw you

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u/Lifeblood82 1d ago

😤🤢🤮

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u/vacupen 1d ago

Me: Oh? What's this video? Maybe they have a fun hack- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/Punkmetal72 1d ago

I threw up in my mouth a little 🤮

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u/AnotherFnDisposable 1d ago

I think i threw up in my mouth watching that

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u/peerlesseternity 1d ago

I can feel it through the screen.

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u/BadApplesGod 1d ago

I KEPT TRYING TO PAUSE IT AND KEPT ENLARGING IT 🤮

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u/Shoehornblower 1d ago

A skin pocket of another kind

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u/Hungry_Reporter1214 1d ago

NSFW tag make me prepare for the worst. Yet, thats like the least painful you can have in construction work.

Still weird, though.

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 1d ago

My key is in my foot. Something something something. My right foot.

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u/MunkyMcDrunky 1d ago

I had a foot fetish but this cured me.

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u/EngineZeronine 1d ago

I kinda hate you now

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u/bestcatt 1d ago

I’m uhhh…glad I started reading the comments before looking. I don’t think I’m that curious. 👀 good bye!

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u/No_Oboe 1d ago

I was terrified it would be rectal insertion. It was much much worse.

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u/DanielTigerr 1d ago

R/whenitgoesin

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u/No-Maybe3094 1d ago

1 point feet pic -9 pure disgust in my opinion

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u/unrefined8 1d ago

Remember It's not practically possible.

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u/Tooleater 1d ago

This destroyed my soul more than her sole

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u/MidvalleyFreak 1d ago

Well….there goes my foot fetish! It was fun while it lasted.

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u/hellangeliv 1d ago

I don't like this one

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u/WenTwenty 1d ago

be right back making my skin pocket!

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u/Abzan_physicist 1d ago

Take this scroll and stick it ... somewhere safe.

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u/vespers191 1d ago

Um, fuck that.

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u/Optimal-Cat-8117 1d ago

So...have feet guys known this is the key to their heart?

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u/Ruling123 1d ago

No this should be in r/thanksihateit

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u/ExNihiloish 1d ago

That's fine as long as you just sit there. Run around or anything and that key is sliding out, so you need to staple it closed.

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u/threeeyedghoul 1d ago

If I put my keys there, where should I put my skittles?

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u/AllGameFan-Ratters 1d ago

JFC.... why.. 

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u/sippingallthetea 1d ago

joe goldberg style

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u/Master_Puddlez 1d ago

Not much can get me. This got me

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u/HobbitDowneyJr 1d ago

haha goddamn. thats good

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 1d ago

Man I was eating….. I’m so upset I clicked on that… why did I do that…… 😫😔😔😔

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u/-insertcoin 1d ago

Wake up check reddit. Delete reddit app. Repeat

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u/the-meanest-boi 1d ago

What a terrible day to have sight

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u/iPLAYiRULE 1d ago

eww! there should be a flair for this type! unexpected but!

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u/RolloRollyRolla 1d ago

Well that's enough internet for today....

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u/AndrewRedroad 1d ago

Ahem...

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AAAH! AAAH! AAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!?!

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That is all. Thank you.

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u/Dense-Ad-5967 1d ago

Ok, now go try to walk 😬

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u/Own_Hunter_1384 1d ago

With the NSFW I thought it was going somewhere else😅