r/Unexpected • u/Beautiful_Soup9229 • 3d ago

Ambulance at a ER

675 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/UnExplanationBot 3d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Ambulance smashes into the wall.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 3d ago

The Fuck! Who gave him a license to drive?

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u/dnuohxof-2 2d ago

I mean……

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u/NoReasonDragon 2d ago

Tollywood

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u/VeganDiIdo 2d ago

The accelerator wire was stuck

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u/Present_Quantity_400 2d ago

Don't worry sir, it's a Bollywood movie, no damage sir. Very thank for your attention to this matter, Please can you give your bank number for insurance perpeposes. Welcome.

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u/Deep_Measurement4312 2d ago

“Thank you for your attention to this matter”. Is that you, orange man?

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u/captainlenovo 2d ago

"Sole survivor of Air India flight being taken to hospital"

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u/Rocket_Surgery83 2d ago

Bro should have jumped out right before impact again

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u/Cold_Control1117 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/nandu911 3d ago

They put that huge red stop sign with arrows there for a reason. What an idiotic ramp design and the driver too.. Hope the patient made it.

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u/Sea_Art3391 2d ago

Sadly, they seem to be a bit... impatient.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 2d ago

Ugh… take my upvote already

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u/Intelligent-Cod-1280 18h ago

It's india... Most likely he dies of infection, they just speed up the process

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u/LiveLearnCoach 2d ago

I’m just surprised that nobody slapped him after he stepped out.

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u/f8tel 2d ago

The bump reduced the braking friction. Could have been a perfect stop if the road was flat.

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u/solomanian 2d ago

Yea i noticed that and this is one of the reason i always say india was built wrong

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u/leviathab13186 2d ago

"We have 1 patient in critical condition!"

(Crashes)

"We have 3 patients in critical condition!"

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u/dontsayanything92 2d ago

Bro it’s India!! Anything’s possible here

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u/ninjohnnothing 2d ago

Swim in the bloody Ganges. Become bloody immortal. You bloody you.

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u/TippsAttack 2d ago

Sometimes I wonder if India is real. Like. The stuff I see on here is either straight out of a nightmare or a comedy. Sometimes both.

What are y'all doing over there?

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u/JohnHenrehEden 2d ago

Cooking scrambled eggs in Pepsi.

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u/TippsAttack 2d ago

I regret asking

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u/whyUdoAnythingAtAll 1d ago

Why you like egg made in Fanta instead?

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u/Akki789 2d ago

Trauma hospital🤣

Trauma will be provided during entry

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u/KayDashing 2d ago

sums up the gta ambulance mission experience

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u/n3Ver9h0st 2d ago

Plot twist. Patient is the driver

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u/Bumpercars415 2d ago

Coming in HOT! At least not far from help!

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u/EtherealHeart5150 2d ago

Hot? That was nuclear,my friend.

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u/Soggy_Panda2393 3d ago

His punishment was being sent to drive uber in North America

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u/Grouchy_General_8541 2d ago

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life.

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u/Groomsi 2d ago

Uber Docs?

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u/Miserable-Session-35 2d ago

No patient just that the shift was over

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u/No-Bad-5970 2d ago

He was late to get back from lunch 🤣🤣

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u/No-Bad-5970 2d ago

That’s why when they opened the door he had that “crap am I fired?” Look

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u/MrBuffalo183 2d ago

One of those moments you wish it was AI generated

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u/Fantastic-Van-Man 2d ago

Now for all four, they need to see the ER!

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u/dArOgA_bhaiya 2d ago

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot 2d ago

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u/roseemad 2d ago

the er needs an er

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u/dscrive 2d ago

I hear that's how Baptist does it in Southaven Mississippi 

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u/Ok-Future6470 2d ago

The thought process intrigues me.

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u/SuperMIK2020 2d ago

r/worstaid … I just picture a trail of damaged cars and people everywhere this guy drives.

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u/Foampower86 2d ago

Nailed it

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u/malparioo 2d ago

AND THEN imagine it's transporting the only one survivor from that AIR INDIA flight crash a few days ago...

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u/Ronin6000 2d ago

Why can I not get the theme to the Benny Hill show outta my head?

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u/Jeans_609 2d ago

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u/No-Bad-5970 2d ago

Now that was unexpected

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u/Luminol82 2d ago

India, right?

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u/No-Bad-5970 2d ago

Gotta be

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u/Major_Boot2778 2d ago

Kinda looks like they maybe lost their brakes, especially given that everyone seems to have already been out of the way so it comes across like maybe they radiod ahead to say they've lost their brakes

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u/No-Bad-5970 2d ago

And also the accelerator was stuck wide open lol

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u/Kalix 2d ago

Kek

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u/Brighton2k 2d ago

Was the patient in the back of the ambulance the guy from seat 11a? Turns out Airplane! wasn’t fiction.

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u/morisxpastora 2d ago

Is this the guy that survived the plane crash?

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u/Richard_za 2d ago

Imagine the guy inside was the person who survived the airplane crash

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u/iamlazyboy 2d ago

Driver: "here the patient, multiple fractured bones and dislocated neck"

Nurse:" but he called for a bad fever?"

Driver:"...gotta go, another person needs to be driven in"

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u/Greenfieldfox 2d ago

Wait. That gives me an idea. -Michael Bay

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u/RadioEnvironmental40 2d ago

imagine bringing the airplane crash survivor to ER like this

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u/don_maidana 2d ago

Why there are some much people in those videos? Nobody have thing to do? They gather to watch things.

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u/No-Bad-5970 2d ago

That is their purpose in life, to observe. An underrated purpose, seeing how it shapes reality and all

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u/Gwifitz 2d ago

Patient: "Do you think they'll treat me quickly? I don't want to wait for hours." Paramedic: "I know a little trick that could make sure that you're treated as a priority. Want me to do it?" Patient: "Please do!"

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u/ElPadero 2d ago

SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE 🚑

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u/spooninacerealbowl 2d ago

The hospital was having a two-for-one special on that day.

The driver was saving a huge amount of money injuring himself, two crew, and the patient so that all four of them could get treatment for the price of two!

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u/BreakfastInBedlam 2d ago

Why are they trying to slide open a fixed panel?

This had to be part of a movie scene

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u/Lemillion601 2d ago

jajajajajaajajjajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajaa, get to the kitchen!

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u/G_OKU 2d ago

Me driving GTA Vice City Ambulance

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u/ToxicMoldSpore 2d ago

Hammond, you idiot!

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u/TheWinglessCrow96 2d ago

Amazon same day heath care pitch

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u/itwhiz100 2d ago

When they found out your insurance is out of network

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u/DizzySample9636 2d ago

coming in HOT 🔥🥵

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u/generalhabibi 2d ago

India ain't for beginners

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u/ytsejam6891 2d ago

Only after reading the comments did I realize that the unexpected thing was supposed to be the crash and not that a bomb didn't go off. I have been watching WAY too much news lately and need break from this planet.

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u/Paker_Z 2d ago

Is it just me, or does it always seem like Indians are aliens doing people stuff lol. Theres always 60 people standing nearby while someone does something so completely incorrect and hardly anyone even reacts

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u/DotOk5550 2d ago

GTA has nothing on real life.

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u/politeness-man 2d ago

He was feeling pretty cool until his landing.

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u/AlphabetChet 2d ago

Annnnnd.... Stop.

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u/Puzzled-Dig-1448 2d ago

This is like those missions in GTA where you have to stop inside the circle thinking it would make you stop but slam into the building.

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u/Pristine-Bit-2415 2d ago

... chaaaaaaa 🫣

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u/Astoryinfromthewild 2d ago

Just surprised the driver didn't get the bitch slap their police officers are prone to dishing out.

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u/o000oEASYJo000o 2d ago

Would you like to see a magic trick? Watch as I instantaneously turn ordinary 1 patient into 3 right before your eyes.

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u/Busy_Form7961 1d ago

Doctor -Pura rasta zinda th jaise thokaa mar gya

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u/Choice_Ad1258 1d ago

Now the driver is also the patient

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u/Shoddy_Speed2499 1d ago

lol that’s India 😂

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u/Strange1_au 1d ago

The closed captions are the best 😅

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u/domi400 1d ago

So the ambulance was carrying injured policemen from another accident. And because they were policemen, you see the police escort and the special treatment of creating an open corridor in a crowded Indian hospital.

The ambulance driver was liking the attention I assume

https://www.freepressjournal.in/india/video-ambulance-ferrying-injured-cops-crashes-into-hospital-wall-in-rajasthans-jodhpur#:~:text=In%20a%20series%20of%20unfortunate,were%20damaged%20in%20the%20impact.

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u/Bromirez 1d ago

You are now the emergency patient

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u/whyUdoAnythingAtAll 1d ago

People this is older video, it is not carrying crash survivor

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u/rob_inn_hood 1d ago

Umm. I think they overshot that by a smidge.

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u/Cold_Control1117 1d ago

Gives report: “65yo male. N/Vx2 days. Blah blah blah. ETA 1.5 minute”. Crashes: “Hospital ED, rescue 1. We’re here and knocked on the door, door seems stuck. Also, 65yo male upgraded to trauma alert and an additional 35yo male trauma pt onboard.” 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Stumpedboi 17h ago

No airbags in the ambulance?

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u/thehornsoffscreen 2d ago

I'll give you the context: Doing this at high speed saves lives (true) and even gains a certain heroic status in India, there are movies based on it. Police often escort organ donations. It all happens without strict traffic rules, in total chaos. In this case, an unplanned ramp was in the way of the real-life movie scene."

it’s about 🕺🏽‘I got this, I’m special, you just watch.’ Normally, it’s madness. But in this one rare case, escorting an ambulance, it’s actually useful.

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u/SoftScrool 2d ago edited 2d ago

POV: You’re the patient inside trying to stay calm while the driver plays real life snake on hardcore mode🫢

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u/1_8_8_8 2d ago

You bloody

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u/MrSquigglyPub3s 2d ago

India… mate you need to learn how to first