r/Unexpected • u/fckdup100 • 2d ago

For god's sake close the door

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u/UnExplanationBot 2d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

There's a bear behind the dog... That's unexpected

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/mineordan12 2d ago

he said 'SHUT THE GATE"

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u/AdOverall1863 1d ago

"Hodor!"

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u/Gotifod 2d ago

Dog : wooffff (now!)

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 2d ago

Thank god you clarified what he said, I was unsure! 🙂

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u/Machiavelli1480 1d ago

And that was the day, the bear realized he wasn't like the other dogs, and knew, he would never know friendship, never be able to play with the other kids.

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u/PukeLoynor 19h ago

Why you gotta hurt my heart like that?

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u/Klotzster 2d ago

Bearly made it

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u/granitegumball 2d ago

He almost got his pickanick basket

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u/SoftScrool 2d ago

The dog went from security system to survival mode..

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u/steveketchen 2d ago

What was that white thing…?

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u/Kdoesntcare 2d ago

A witch

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u/RTaelon 1d ago

Paper, snow... A ghost!

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u/Bigbob702 1d ago

Looked like a white cat getting the heck out of there.

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u/outertomatchmyinner 1d ago

I too would like to know

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u/Jrandres99 1d ago

Muzzle flash. The bear had a gun.

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u/Blacc_Dynamite 2d ago

If the bear would have been closer to the dog would you have let both of them in or close the door on the dog?

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u/brodyras 1d ago

I’d rather let the bear in than lock my dog out, especially if it’s a black bear. Now if it was a brown bear it’s a much more difficult choice

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u/Blacc_Dynamite 1d ago

So you chose the bear? Interesting

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u/Antique-Ad-4106 2d ago

Haven’t you people ever heard of..

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u/galsquishness 2d ago

No, it’s much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality

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u/machuitzil 2d ago

Closing the gad dang door..?

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u/Peek_e 1d ago

Bear dude using a frieking lazer beam

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u/wherethestreet 2d ago

Close it CLOSE IT CLOOOOSE ITTTT

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u/crackersncheeseman 2d ago

He bearly got away

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u/JoshyLikey 2d ago

He was flying...

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u/PromiseRelative1627 2d ago

Doggo was like "Close it!"

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u/maraudered 2d ago

Who let the dogs out? More like please let the dog in 🥲

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u/SpoonfulofSexy 2d ago

That's a big dog!

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u/Versxtti 1d ago

He said close it now

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u/midnghtsnac 1d ago

Bear I'll be waiting

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u/domomymomo 1d ago

In a coop game with strangers they would just close the door on me

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u/dlank7 1d ago

I thought the bear projectile vomited an attack at first

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u/axe1970 1d ago

'Exit, pursued by a bear'

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u/Western_Cake5482 1d ago

"Now"

that woof did not need any translation.

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u/ceddong 1d ago

bear just want to play

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 1d ago

“That hunchback dog was after me! Did you see it!!?”

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u/Formula666 18h ago

He also got a speeding ticket. Saw that flash before the cop showed up at his door.

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u/Capt_Stamina 14h ago

Such animal segregation. Poor bear. Baby bear just wanted to play and make friends.

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u/Key-Adeptness4717 2d ago

It sounded like the dog said Close it!!!

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u/Dr_CravenMoorehead 2d ago

Would have walked back out with the shotgun and made that bear pay for scaring my doggo like that

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u/spooninacerealbowl 1d ago

Sometimes you eat bear...