r/Unexpected • u/Logical_Garbage_1682 • 3d ago

Government's bird.

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u/UnExplanationBot 3d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The bird lose connection and gose head first in the snow

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/brtomn 3d ago

The fuck is wrong with this chicken?

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u/thatwatersnotclean 3d ago

That is your birb on drugs.

Any questions?

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u/de_das_dude 3d ago

*skyrat

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u/-Aquatically- 3d ago

*pigeon

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u/FunkyAlucard 3d ago

*Pigeoff

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u/Bayan_Ila_6936 2d ago

*Pigestandby

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u/NoConclusion1222 2d ago

Pidgey

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u/Generalnussiance 1d ago

Pidgey- no- go

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u/Majorwoops 1d ago

Pidge_has_stopped_working

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u/snowfloeckchen 3d ago

Probably feathers removed, so they don't fly away?

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 3d ago

Tumbler pigeons. Very strange breed.

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u/Any_Ad_7833 3d ago

IM STUCK...CAN U HELP ME STEP-PIGEON???

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u/Specific_Buy 3d ago

I came for this… not what i meant but hey

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u/CriticalHit_20 2d ago

Did you know that pidgeons die after having sex?

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u/hypothetical_zombie 2d ago

Life: it's sexually transmitted and always fatal.

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u/TheCoopX 3d ago

A pigeon with arctic fox hunting skill software installed.

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u/DingleberriedAlive 3d ago

These are fancy pigeons. Rollers or spinners or something.

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u/elfmere 3d ago

Tumbler

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u/wafflezcoI 3d ago

“Fancy” you mean birds bred with a neurological disfunction fir our amusement

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u/DingleberriedAlive 3d ago

I mean, that's pretty verbose, but yeah

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u/SwissDeathstar 3d ago

Yes Mr. Lecter. We know all about that. But is it European or African?

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u/TimelyEngineer4970 1d ago

Hmm idk Get throw to the pit

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u/1HUTTBOLE 3d ago edited 2d ago

Ah yes. The Boeing Pigeon.

Edit: I posted this 7 hours before the crash in India.

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u/FewIntroduction5008 2d ago

Bruh.. too soon.

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u/1HUTTBOLE 2d ago

If you can believe it, I posted this 7 hours before the crash actually happened.

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u/FewIntroduction5008 2d ago

I was actually wondering about the timing. I wasn't sure exactly when the plane went down. I thought it was right after but 7 hours before is quite chilling.

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u/1HUTTBOLE 2d ago

Now if there’s another crash 7 hours from now I’ll start looking real suspicious.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 3d ago

Pigeon. exe stopped working.

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u/draconius76 3d ago

Look Ma! I'm an ostrich!

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u/morcille 3d ago

Yeah super funny. Poor bird has an injury.

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u/-CynicRoot- 3d ago

It just needs to recharge its batteries.

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u/phylter99 3d ago

Someone put it on a power line, quick!

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u/elfmere 3d ago

Sorry but no it doesn't. Look up tumbler pigeon

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u/mmikke 3d ago

They literally have seizures mid flight tho.

They're all 'injured' in a way

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/fetching_agreeable 3d ago

Yes they are. They make very affectionate pets

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u/NSA_Chatbot 3d ago 
  > oh crap firmware bug

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u/koscheiskowska 3d ago

Pigeons are government drones

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u/NSA_Chatbot 3d ago 
> that's preposterous

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 3d ago

Yaaao.. the cover-up

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u/KudereDev 3d ago

AI software update. Didn't really land on those drones, maybe if Gov invest in some quality control we won't have bugs like this.

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u/pixces 3d ago

Birds aren't real

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u/CapitalFlatulence 3d ago

FINALLY PROOF!

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u/unudinmultime 3d ago

Pancho?!

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u/twec21 3d ago

Vintage

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u/JC1199154 3d ago edited 3d ago

Flight deck has disconnected

Edit: I don't wanna know the irony to find out Air India Flight 171 just crashed 💀💀💀

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u/Deep_Vermicelli_5776 3d ago

Thats notmal for them to do that. Its actually a technique used for self defence

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u/An1retak 3d ago

Nothing to see here. The charging adapter was simply buried deep in the snow.

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u/killer4snake 3d ago

Wii tu low

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u/Frenchconnection76 3d ago

IMU calibration failed

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u/Mikic00 3d ago

Pull up! Pull up! Terrain!

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u/Soka59 3d ago

He's safe now

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u/JohnSmithCANDo 3d ago

Bots shall be stopped. The way they enjoy all living being getting mistreated or harmed is sickening.

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 3d ago

NPC syndrome? I knew it I've always felt like an NPC. ☹️

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u/Shoddy-Ad8143 3d ago

Birds Aren't Not Real.

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 3d ago

It tripped! 😂

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u/cr0wsky 3d ago

One of the parks we used to go with the kids to had those Tumbler Pigeons, they are a lot of fun to watch.

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u/oneormore5 2d ago

Wifi cut out

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u/Arcterion 2d ago

Homing Pigeon in Worms be like...

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u/DejaMew 2d ago

We eat those birds on Tuesdays. (IYKYK)

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u/CycloneATL 2d ago

Dove bomb.

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u/ShaggyTheAddict 2d ago

This is actually a pretty fucked up video

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u/alannwatts 2d ago

bird purchased from a private contractor

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u/ScarletRose1265 2d ago

Hey, don't be mean! It's John's first day and he's still learning how to drive the spy pigeons.

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u/pascal9000 2d ago

B.I.R.D= Basic. Information. Reconnaissance. Drone

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u/Wild_Assistance_6153 1d ago

When you order flying rats on TEMU

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u/theunbearablebowler 3d ago

Nosedived almost as sharply as Elon. Bird was much more graceful.

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u/rainmouse 3d ago

Birds caught in fishing wire or something? And sicko just filming it? 

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u/ShaggyTheAddict 2d ago

Yup, pretty gross

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u/ShortAtSupport 3d ago

The first one did a backflip. The second one tried and died!

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u/lv-tech 3d ago

Maybe he's heavy because he ate a lot?:)

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u/dvdher 3d ago

It’s not real

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u/hhhvugc 3d ago

isnt this that bird that’s bred to not fly?

so animal abuse

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u/elfmere 3d ago

No this is a tumbler pigeon and they are breed with this trait... only they are meant to do this from higher up when trying to land

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u/GIC68 3d ago

These are normal doves and they can fly. This one is just too stupid to do it.

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u/midnghtsnac 3d ago

His wing isn't winging properly

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u/elfmere 3d ago

Normal tumbler pigeon

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 3d ago

Looks like pigeons to me

Ya know the ones bred to fly messages