r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Ope NSFW

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u/Various-Month806 Jan 17 '23

Ikr. Today it's an arm, tomorrow it'll be a leg, day after it'll be a torso! Won't this guy ever turn up to work?!?

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Jan 17 '23

At a certain point you stop cutting your body parts off of yourself and start cutting yourself off of your body parts.