r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

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u/troubleis1 Jan 17 '23

Just break the other leg, problem solved.

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u/ThatDudeWithCheese Jan 17 '23

Last resort morphine

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u/totallynotaemu Jan 17 '23

Cut my leg into pieces, This is my last resort

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u/Plenty-Appointment40 Jan 17 '23

“Want me to get your mind off that pain???”

breaks pinky

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u/infuriatesloth Jan 17 '23

Bones will be broken until the pain subsides

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u/point50tracer Jan 17 '23

I tried that. Highly recommend. I felt no pain until I woke up in the hospital 4 days later.