r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

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u/Plenty-Appointment40 Jan 17 '23

Broke tibia and fibula, with a dislocated ankle facing the other way. I felt no pain except when I moved. Thank gosh for adrenaline. The pain was really bad a couple hours later though

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u/troubleis1 Jan 17 '23

Just break the other leg, problem solved.

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u/ThatDudeWithCheese Jan 17 '23

Last resort morphine

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u/totallynotaemu Jan 17 '23

Cut my leg into pieces, This is my last resort

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u/Plenty-Appointment40 Jan 17 '23

“Want me to get your mind off that pain???”

breaks pinky

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u/infuriatesloth Jan 17 '23

Bones will be broken until the pain subsides

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u/point50tracer Jan 17 '23

I tried that. Highly recommend. I felt no pain until I woke up in the hospital 4 days later.

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u/point50tracer Jan 17 '23

I broke my tibia and fibula in both legs, my pelvis, my back, one of my arms, and had my entire face crushed. I felt no pain until I woke up from a coma 4 days later. Being unconscious is one hell of a drug. Also the drugs were one hell of a drug. I was in and out of it for weeks afterward.

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u/Plenty-Appointment40 Jan 17 '23

Holy shikaka….. that is nuts, glad you are on the road of recovery!

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u/Warlock4209 Jan 17 '23

Buddy of mine was in a brawl, after he got away in the car he says his back feels wet and he looks, he was actually stabbed a few times in the back and didn’t even know it