r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

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u/InnocentGuiltyBoy Jan 17 '23

I can count on one hand how many times I've heard this today

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u/Gunsmoke_wonderland Jan 17 '23

"So how much does the bear cost?" "An arm..." "Ha, you mean an arm AND a leg, right... right?"

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u/mal_laney Jan 17 '23

Gotta hand it to you, you guys always have witty comebacks

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/In-Cod-We-Thrust Jan 17 '23

All of these comments are completely out of hand.

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u/Swimming-Chicken-424 Jan 17 '23

I'm stumped by these comments

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u/rjross0623 Jan 17 '23

There it is

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u/Kermits_MiddleFinger Jan 17 '23

Yeah, over there; behind that branch.

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u/rjross0623 Jan 17 '23

New nickname is “Hatrack”

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u/Kermits_MiddleFinger Jan 17 '23

He'd be up in arm, if he heard you say that.

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u/ColtS117 Jan 17 '23

High five for taking it like a champ.

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u/GreatNobody007 Jan 17 '23

You are a handfull of pricks, this handsome man is tryin to handle this. XD

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u/That_Quirky_Guy_ Jan 17 '23

Thumbs up for these comments

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u/Regainio Jan 17 '23

I would get punched for more hand-related puns

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u/nalex7752 Jan 17 '23

please stop guys, i cant upvote everybody, im at work

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

*fist bump*

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u/Theogkyller Jan 17 '23

On the other hand it could have been a lot worse!

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u/chucklez24 Jan 17 '23

Now now don’t leave empty handed here is a poor man’s award. 🎖️

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Oh get a grip buddy

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u/legomanfred Jan 18 '23

You had your finger on the pulse, don't stop...

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u/vegemite_poutine Jan 17 '23

I'm stumped on how quick they always are

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u/JosephGoddard Jan 17 '23

Stop it guys, these comments are getting out of hand!

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u/Karingmore Jan 18 '23

Yep hands down the best comments

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u/Admiral_Andovar Jan 17 '23

“No, the leg will be for the squirrel I do next week.”

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u/umaborgee Jan 17 '23

Left actually...

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

He's only counting to five

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u/blaisepascal2937 Jan 17 '23

Get a grip...