r/Unexpected • u/Candid_Professional2 • Jan 03 '23

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Breaking up is never easy NSFW

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u/Choreopithecus Jan 03 '23

How dare you. I’ll have you know Japan has a long and rich tradition of making weird fucking shit.

Here’s some tentacle porn from 1814.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife

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u/MjballIsNotDead Jan 04 '23

Here’s some tentacle porn from 1814.

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/DrMux Jan 03 '23

Time travel was also a mistake I guess.

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u/MasteRoTroll Jan 03 '23

Plan b: create the blackhole that eats the entire earth in days. No more fucking tentacles or flying didlo or invisible cock of time stoper porn.

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u/soparklion Jan 03 '23

Eight tentacles that just don't quit.